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She left her husband, took his truck and dog. Now shes going to Nashville to become a country singer

Has a cardboard cutout of @Bigjuicy2point0 that she sleeps with and does inappropriate things to. You can watch it all on her onlyfans account.

She pays me a monthly fee to share all her secrets because she wants people to know them 😏

An awful person 🤗

He always wanted to be a ballerina growing up but they said he wasn’t dainty and graceful enough. He still harbors negative feelings about it and can often be found in a tutu pirouetting in his living room. He would’ve been great, dang it! 😢

She stage name is Ping Pong Pollyanna 😳

He's not really hangry, he just uses that as an excuse to be grumpy all the time as it's slightly more socially acceptable

She hates coffee

She is 45 years young 😜

She's a pom😜

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He's been disqualified from future Marathons due to his excessive use of Axe Body Sprays combined with Deep Heating rub.

I may have to try this combination.

She has never even picked up a screw driver she’s such a prissy woman;)

She keeps track of her MFP friendships on a spreadsheet including former aliases, profile pics, and cutesie nicknames

She is so mean!

New member!!

Inspires to be a Lumberjack one day!