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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    We didn’t. I’m using him for the Rottweiler. It’s my dream dog 😍🥰
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    We had a menagerie at home and I was expected to keep everything pristine.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    She'd rather have a menagerie than a menage a troi
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    My long distance distance is capped at 8399km. He’s at 8430km. Darn!
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    She kept going on long distance trips without me
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    He kept singing “Unbreak My Heart” over and over while wearing his AirPods!🙉😫
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited April 2022
    She refused to live in the same province as me in an effort to promote healthy boundaries. 🤨
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    I couldn't handle the swim commute
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    His obsession with the Spice Girls was way out of hand! He dressed like them and he even tried starting his own band, The Spicy Boys
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Every time the Spicy Boy’s hit single “Hot Iron Woman” came on the radio she’d get all dreamy eyed and say I never serenaded her.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Although I was far older than her, it was my lack of maturity that befell us…
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,580 Member
    He insisted that I wear q shark costume for dramatic effect
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    She wouldn't take requests
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Always sitting behind me and pulling my ponytail
  • sandejones
    sandejones Posts: 1,840 Member
    She changed her netflix password
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She wouldn’t let me sleep with the window open at night.
  • HealthForHazel
    HealthForHazel Posts: 3 Member
    edited April 2022
    They wouldn't stop stealing my shoes to give to homeless people. What's a homeless person gonna do with Luis Vuittons?
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Always barefoot and wouldn't go anywhere
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Always wore this weird astronaut looking suit even when it was hot outside. Demanded I wear one too.
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Did not believe safety first
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    I'm certain it had something to do with @paperdoll_. She's always trying to off my friends.
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    Her cooking was too good, she broke my limits in my diet restrictions.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,339 Member
    Was too mysterious. Wouldn't even show partial facial features..
  • N2couture22
    N2couture22 Posts: 62 Member
    Wouldn't look at me, when I turned around, cmsienk called me a cartoon!
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,339 Member
    edited April 2022
    Only because she was one 🤣
    (And I was looking right at her... that's the real problem - we couldn't communicate.)
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She didn’t appreciate all of the friends I sent her way. One can never have too many, right?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We did?.. Im the last to know 😔
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    edited April 2022
    She insisted on centre instead of center.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    He hurt my feelings when he told me my upperback was my worst quadrant
  • dak205
    dak205 Posts: 356 Member
    Refused to do military presses

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