come say something not nice...

People need to stop sending me inspirational quotes on Mondays... they are stupid and don't apply to my life... so get bent

Excellent! :laugh:

I haven't heard "Get Bent" in a really long time - lol, wait, was that positive?? Dammit!
Well I have to share this lovely quote I found because it's awesome... "You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance."

wow, some one got up on the wrong side of " nobody " today..............

wow...happy birthday....dont let everyone elses crappy day ruin yours! :flowerforyou:

wish people would just come out and tell me the F***ing truth. quit saying what you think i want to hear just to get what you want.

this entire day can just go ****** itself

Your face is really shiny....

Wow everyone one seems to be having a effing Monday! So come here and say some snarky!

Come on I can take it!


For me it was a big et you scale!

Ok, here goes. Did someone pee in your Cheerios this morning?

Well, I think you are ALL beautiful and amazing.
Blessings!
:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

GOTTA love a kiss-up on Monday morning!

I was in a traffic line for an hour and half yesterday waiting to get into the state fair....then right when we're about to get in, the douche bag in front of me started letting people cut who thought they were too good to wait in the line. I felt like getting out of my car pulling him out of the front door and kicking him in the face. I even visualized it... Good thing I maintained self control. I know what kinda car they drive

ITs my birthday

I got woken up at 5:30 by screaming and yelling

followed by my boss chewing my *kitten* when i got to work

my mom has forgotten by bday yet again

my bestie told me ill never be sexy

im effn 30!!!!

I have about 100 charts staring at me and I am effn off on here...

and why is this person your bestie?

they are being replaced.....im accepting applications and resumes....

If you call my phone ONE MORE time, I will, hunt you down, and punch you in the throat until you bleed. :flowerforyou:

I'm having a generally good day, but I have a lot of work to do and don't really want to get started on any of it.

I had Friday off and no one did anything to help me out, just left piles of work all over my desk, not even in neat piles, system was down for 3 hours this morning when I came in, and my flask is at home. Stupid Monday.


woooooo-saaa!

Stupid friggin old people who can't drive SHOULDN'T. Nothing against seniors, I love me some grandma and grandpas, but jeez oh petes if you can't drive the speed limit please don't drive at all.

jeez oh petes.. I like it, I will use it throughout the day.

and I too hate when blue hairs don't know how to drive.

My ex refuses to get a job and even file his tax return so that I won't get child support... Yet reminds me the papers say he can see our son 3 days a week...

Today blows. Both of my NCAA teams lost this weekend and were dropped from the AP rankings. Sad sad sad.

Also, my university planners are incompetent. There are maybe 300 parking spaces for 600 students. That would be cool if we had dorms and people could just walk to class. But this is a commuter school in the middle of a semi-business district. I shouldn't have to go to class 30-45 minutes early in order to get a parking space. Not just a close parking space - a parking space at all. Can't wait for the stupid students to stop coming to class and/or to drop out.

To the jacka$$ I just spoke to on the phone...may the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your crotch & may your arms be too short scratch! :explode: