Muffin Tops

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sexylioness1010
sexylioness1010 Posts: 7
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Why do people find it necessary to wear pants 5 sizes to small? You know I really don't care what size of pant you wear but if you try and were a 5 when your really a 10 Its quite disturbing to see your fat muffin top over! I honestly don't understand why people choose to have muffin tops its not like people go around asking what pant size you have! If your a size 10 that's great there's probably a million other people who were that same size don't try and hide it. It looks so much better to wear pants that fit, yet there are still people who insist on the muffin top. I just don't understand.
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  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
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    Fabienne: I was looking at myself in the mirror.
    Butch: Uh-huh?
    Fabienne: I wish I had a pot.
    Butch: You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
    Fabienne: A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
    Butch: Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
    Fabienne: Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
    Butch: I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
    Fabienne: The difference is huge.
    Butch: You want me to have a pot?
    Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal *kitten*, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
    Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
    Fabienne: I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    YOU DON'T TELL ME!!!! *Shakes fist*
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member
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    There was a girl I went to high school with that was truely, probably a size 20 or so but if I had to guess, would wear a size 6-8 pant. She literally wore them so low so they would button and just had a massive roll all the way around. It wasn't a money issue, she was just that delusional about what size to wear. But you can't really tell someone to get a different size though without sounding offensive. Even as a caring friend.
  • anthony438
    anthony438 Posts: 578 Member
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    When I read the topic, I thought this thread was going to be about muffins.

    There were no muffins.

    Now I'm hungry.

    BRB, getting a muffin.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    My muffin top is all that
    whole grain, low fat
    I know you wanna get with that
    But I just wanna dance
  • lilyinlove
    lilyinlove Posts: 441 Member
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    I finally lost my muffin top...

    well at least in the bigger jeans...I dare not try on my old ones just yet.
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
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    My muffin top is all that
    whole grain, low fat
    I know you wanna get with that
    But I just wanna dance


    :laugh:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    My muffin top is all that
    whole grain, low fat
    I know you wanna get with that
    But I just wanna dance


    :laugh:

    I knew that by heart. I watch way too much tv.
  • Kikilicious84
    Kikilicious84 Posts: 312
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    When I read the topic, I thought this thread was going to be about muffins.

    There were no muffins.

    Now I'm hungry.

    BRB, getting a muffin.

    Lol this!...Minus the getting a muffin part.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    When I read the topic, I thought this thread was going to be about muffins.

    There were no muffins.

    Now I'm hungry.

    BRB, getting a muffin.

    Awesome! :laugh:
  • rocketpants
    rocketpants Posts: 419 Member
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    I like to call them volcano pants ....
    see cause their fupa be erupting out of them. Get it?
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
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    Next time you see someone with a muffin top, just tip your hat and say, "Top of the muffin to ya!" And put your hat back on. :smile:
  • ahmpierce1
    ahmpierce1 Posts: 221 Member
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    Muffin tops are the new black.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    Sometimes it's actually that their pants are cut too low...
  • sdwelk11
    sdwelk11 Posts: 825
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    I love muffin tops! they are yummy!!! oh wait! wrong muffin top!!! lmao! Yeah! I dont know if they realize how bad it looks or are they in denial that they really need to wear a bigger size now
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
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    I can't tell if this is a serious topic or one of today's trolls. I think some people lose weight and feel really good about themselves because they can fit into certain clothes again. So, although they may not look great, in their own eyes they may look amazing.
  • sdwelk11
    sdwelk11 Posts: 825
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    Next time you see someone with a muffin top, just tip your hat and say, "Top of the muffin to ya!" And put your hat back on. :smile:

    Love it!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :wink: :wink: :wink: :laugh: :happy: :laugh: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    Muffin tops are the new black.

    Best first post I've seen on any forum, anywhere.
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
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    Muffin tops are the new black.

    True dat.
  • DBlake0926
    DBlake0926 Posts: 5
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    Who eats just the muffin top anyway? Give me the whole damn muffin already.

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