Muffin Tops

Fabienne: I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Butch: Uh-huh?
Fabienne: I wish I had a pot.
Butch: You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
Fabienne: A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Butch: Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
Fabienne: Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
Butch: I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
Fabienne: The difference is huge.
Butch: You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal *kitten*, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne: I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

There was a girl I went to high school with that was truely, probably a size 20 or so but if I had to guess, would wear a size 6-8 pant. She literally wore them so low so they would button and just had a massive roll all the way around. It wasn't a money issue, she was just that delusional about what size to wear. But you can't really tell someone to get a different size though without sounding offensive. Even as a caring friend.

My muffin top is all that
whole grain, low fat
I know you wanna get with that
But I just wanna dance

My muffin top is all that
whole grain, low fat
I know you wanna get with that
But I just wanna dance

:laugh:

When I read the topic, I thought this thread was going to be about muffins.

There were no muffins.

Now I'm hungry.

BRB, getting a muffin.

Lol this!...Minus the getting a muffin part.

I like to call them volcano pants ....
see cause their fupa be erupting out of them. Get it?

Muffin tops are the new black.

I love muffin tops! they are yummy!!! oh wait! wrong muffin top!!! lmao! Yeah! I dont know if they realize how bad it looks or are they in denial that they really need to wear a bigger size now

Next time you see someone with a muffin top, just tip your hat and say, "Top of the muffin to ya!" And put your hat back on.

Love it!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy: :laugh:

Muffin tops are the new black.

True dat.

I can't tell if this is a serious topic or one of today's trolls. I think some people lose weight and feel really good about themselves because they can fit into certain clothes again. So, although they may not look great, in their own eyes they may look amazing.

I get what you are saying. We never see ourselves for what we are. It feels good to wear smaller clothes and feel great with more energy but also i would hope that my friends and family are kind enough to tell me if something that I wear doesnt look right or fit right.

I can't tell if this is a serious topic or one of today's trolls. I think some people lose weight and feel really good about themselves because they can fit into certain clothes again. So, although they may not look great, in their own eyes they may look amazing.

I get what you are saying. We never see ourselves for what we are. It feels good to wear smaller clothes and feel great with more energy but also i would hope that my friends and family are kind enough to tell me if something that I wear doesnt look right or fit right.

Me, too! I have younger sisters who will ALWAYS let me know (and I love that)!

Here's my solution. If you don't want to see someone's muffin top then look away. That's what I do when I see someone sagging and I don't want to see their underwear.

guess i'm crazy...............kinda dig the muffin top...........

I like to call them volcano pants ....
see cause their fupa be erupting out of them. Get it?

Had to ask my brother what that was....

Ewwww LMFAO!