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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She said I was unhinged and needed psychological help. But she liked that about me 🥰 and it’s not the reason we broke up. She was jealous of all the time I spent with Philomena, my emotional support goat.🐐
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I overheard her and Philomena plotting my "accidental" fall down the stairs. 😰
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    edited June 2022
    She was not impressed at my proficiency in passive aggressiveness…
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He was quite aggressive with his passing of gas 💨🤭
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    Combination of my ADHD, OCD and inevitably, ED…
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,582 Member
    One day he said he was going to the hardware store....he still hasn't returned...that was 5 years ago so I think as of today we're officially broken up....maybe
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    She grew disinterested in me, particularly my lack of attractiveness…
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,582 Member
    I simply needed more than just an arm
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Apparently necks weren’t her thing either 😒
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    After so many rumors, I was never sure of his/hers true identity 🤔
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She was always spreading rumors about me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Never happening.. together forever ❤
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited June 2022
    There's your answer
    ☝️😓
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    edited June 2022
    She refused to use my preferred emojis:(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She preferred that I get my own place, preferably in another state. 😐
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    We went to the movies and just because I fell asleep she left me there. She was my ride.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,617 Member
    It annoyed her whenever I tilted my head to the right when kissing. She preferred that I tilt to the left. Then when I tilted to the right, she said it was my kisses that annoyed her…
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    We didn't.. he's still in the basement.. ermm I meant guest room 😏🤭
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    We didn’t. She knows I’m so loyal to her that she no longer keeps me tied up in the basement. I get free reign of the entire house. Still not allowed outside without the leash though. 😒
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    She made me quit my job and I eventually grew too poor to buy her the endless supply of candy that she was accustomed to. 😞
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She printed out her celebrity crush’s pic for me to wear as a mask.☹️
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I came home and found naked guys everywhere, under the bed, in the closet, hiding in the clothes hamper.. 😳
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    actually it's her home she found those guys. You don't want to know what's hidden in her basement.. 😱
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I found A file folder of evidence photos of my Sister's basement including a daily log of our comings and goings. 😟
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    She drooled too much
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She always made fun of my Sialorrhea! Not nice to make fun of "challenged" folks you know!! 😔
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
    She was offended every time I used the word "challenged"!
  • Neverquit67
    Neverquit67 Posts: 392 Member
    She didn’t challenge me enough;)
  • Ironwoman1111
    Ironwoman1111 Posts: 3,913 Member
    Played the smallest violin way too much 🎻🤨🙉
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Sang “Dude looks like a lady” every time I’d approach her 🤨😑

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