We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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We didn't.. he's still in the basement.. ermm I meant guest room 😏🤭0
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We didn’t. She knows I’m so loyal to her that she no longer keeps me tied up in the basement. I get free reign of the entire house. Still not allowed outside without the leash though. 😒2
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She made me quit my job and I eventually grew too poor to buy her the endless supply of candy that she was accustomed to. 😞0
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She printed out her celebrity crush’s pic for me to wear as a mask.☹️0
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I came home and found naked guys everywhere, under the bed, in the closet, hiding in the clothes hamper.. 😳0
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actually it's her home she found those guys. You don't want to know what's hidden in her basement.. 😱1
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I found A file folder of evidence photos of my Sister's basement including a daily log of our comings and goings. 😟0
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She drooled too much0
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She always made fun of my Sialorrhea! Not nice to make fun of "challenged" folks you know!! 😔0
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She was offended every time I used the word "challenged"!0
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She didn’t challenge me enough;)0
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Played the smallest violin way too much 🎻🤨🙉0
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Sang “Dude looks like a lady” every time I’d approach her 🤨😑0
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Her pics were filtered. She’s actually a miniature giraffe with hairy knuckles and no horns.😂0
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She was into hallucinogens, freaked out and left.....1
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She had chronic ringworm 🤣0
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We didn't.. she actually moving in.. 🤬1
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Can’t break up, won’t break up! I adopted him and his furry daughter and I’m moving in!🙌🥰 I hope you like my pickled herring and scrambled eggs!😋👌0
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Ironwoman1111 wrote: »Can’t break up, won’t break up! I adopted him and his furry daughter and I’m moving in!🙌🥰 I hope you like my pickled herring and scrambled eggs!😋👌
Lisa can have the herring.. tastes like tuna right? 😆0 -
Ironwoman1111 wrote: »Can’t break up, won’t break up! I adopted him and his furry daughter and I’m moving in!🙌🥰 I hope you like my pickled herring and scrambled eggs!😋👌
Lisa can have the herring.. tastes like tuna right? 😆
I don’t know what it tastes like? Eeew…😝😂
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