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edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
We all have them. Here is mine for today:

1. Why don't Dads understand the "Drive-up-Drop-off" concept of the "Drive-up-Drop-off" line at elementary school?

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    Would you rather be a horse-size duck, or a duck-size horse?
  • Posts: 1,608 Member
    We all have them. Here is mine for today:

    1. Why don't Dads understand the "Drive-up-Drop-off" concept of the "Drive-up-Drop-off" line at elementary school?

    Ive always found dads get this, its moms that dont get it.

    Mine is would you rather be deaf in both ears or blind in one eye?
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    Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
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    Why do so many people (men and women) ignore the no left turn sign?
  • Posts: 1,608 Member
    Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
    http://www.globalanimal.org/2011/05/16/striped-yes-but-are-they-really-black-and-white/7154/

    Black with white stripes
  • Posts: 862 Member
    If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a song about it?
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    Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
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    If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear the sound, will a hipster buy the soundtrack?
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    If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a song about it?

    Good one!

    I've always wondered why slugs exist. I mean, what purpose do they serve?
  • Posts: 1,608 Member
    If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a song about it?

    Just did some research on that song, it has some extremely racist background to it
  • Posts: 1,608 Member
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    Good one!

    I've always wondered why slugs exist. I mean, what purpose do they serve?

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071016124225AAZLgG9

    Im answerin' all ya'lls questions
  • Posts: 396 Member
    Why is there braille on a drive up ATM?
  • Posts: 2,019 Member
    Good one!

    I've always wondered why slugs exist. I mean, what purpose do they serve?

    They are decomposers, which means they they help to enrich the soil by eating wastes and organic materials of other organisms and excrete them.
  • Posts: 1,608 Member
    Why is there braille on a drive up ATM?

    If someone is kicking it in the backseat? lol
  • Posts: 14,517 Member
    Why is there braille on a drive up ATM?

    I'm guessing it's just cheaper to manufacture all the parts the same way. Walk Up/Drive up machines probably have the same keyboard thingie.
  • Posts: 1,809 Member
    Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?
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    Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?

    Oh I LOVED The Carpenters . . .
  • Posts: 4,500 Member
    Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?

    Well the answer is obvious. It's because just like me, they long to be...close to you. Whhhhhhy whhhhy whhhy whhhy whhhhy...close to you. Duh!

    What I want to know is if you enjoy wasting time is your time actually wasted?
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    Well the answer is obvious. It's because just like me, they long to be...close to you. Whhhhhhy whhhhy whhhy whhhy whhhhy...close to you. Duh!

    What I want to know is if you enjoy wasting time is your time actually wasted?

    'sup, msf?
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    They are decomposers, which means they they help to enrich the soil by eating wastes and organic materials of other organisms and excrete them.

    Brilliant!
  • Posts: 4,500 Member

    'sup, msf?

    Well, hello gorgeous lady. I haven't seen you in a while.

    Can you tell me why the word abbreviation is so long?
  • Posts: 1,841 Member
    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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    OMG I hate you guys!!! No i cant stop humming that damn song!!! :laugh:
  • Posts: 938 Member
    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    :laugh: This one cracked me up.

    Why am I so tired, even though I got plenty of sleep, exercised this morning, ate a healthy breakfast, and had some caffeine?
  • Posts: 1,608 Member
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    :laugh: This one cracked me up.

    Why am I so tired, even though I got plenty of sleep, exercised this morning, ate a healthy breakfast, and had some caffeine?

    Cause your not excited where you are going today
  • Posts: 11,788 Member
    Isn't it just adding insult to injury to ask someone with Dyslexia to have to spell it.
  • Posts: 1,850 Member
    who writes/produces hold music?

    that's like the epitome of a failed music career. if i hear you in an elevator, you have not "made it".
  • Posts: 290 Member
    Isn't it just adding insult to injury to ask someone with Dyslexia to have to spell it.


    Right! It is!
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