Questions without Answers

sleepytexan
sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
We all have them. Here is mine for today:

1. Why don't Dads understand the "Drive-up-Drop-off" concept of the "Drive-up-Drop-off" line at elementary school?
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  • 3shirts
    3shirts Posts: 294 Member
    Would you rather be a horse-size duck, or a duck-size horse?
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    We all have them. Here is mine for today:

    1. Why don't Dads understand the "Drive-up-Drop-off" concept of the "Drive-up-Drop-off" line at elementary school?

    Ive always found dads get this, its moms that dont get it.

    Mine is would you rather be deaf in both ears or blind in one eye?
  • Goldenwoof
    Goldenwoof Posts: 535 Member
    Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
  • Pdschurig
    Pdschurig Posts: 56 Member
    Why do so many people (men and women) ignore the no left turn sign?
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
    http://www.globalanimal.org/2011/05/16/striped-yes-but-are-they-really-black-and-white/7154/

    Black with white stripes
  • LaDiablesse
    LaDiablesse Posts: 862 Member
    If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a song about it?
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear the sound, will a hipster buy the soundtrack?
    -wtk
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a song about it?

    Good one!

    I've always wondered why slugs exist. I mean, what purpose do they serve?
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a song about it?

    Just did some research on that song, it has some extremely racist background to it
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a song about it?

    Good one!

    I've always wondered why slugs exist. I mean, what purpose do they serve?

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071016124225AAZLgG9

    Im answerin' all ya'lls questions
  • chezmama
    chezmama Posts: 396 Member
    Why is there braille on a drive up ATM?
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    Good one!

    I've always wondered why slugs exist. I mean, what purpose do they serve?

    They are decomposers, which means they they help to enrich the soil by eating wastes and organic materials of other organisms and excrete them.
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Why is there braille on a drive up ATM?

    If someone is kicking it in the backseat? lol
  • TeaBea
    TeaBea Posts: 14,517 Member
    Why is there braille on a drive up ATM?

    I'm guessing it's just cheaper to manufacture all the parts the same way. Walk Up/Drive up machines probably have the same keyboard thingie.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?

    Oh I LOVED The Carpenters . . .
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?

    Well the answer is obvious. It's because just like me, they long to be...close to you. Whhhhhhy whhhhy whhhy whhhy whhhhy...close to you. Duh!

    What I want to know is if you enjoy wasting time is your time actually wasted?
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    Why do birds suddenly appear every time you're near?

    Well the answer is obvious. It's because just like me, they long to be...close to you. Whhhhhhy whhhhy whhhy whhhy whhhhy...close to you. Duh!

    What I want to know is if you enjoy wasting time is your time actually wasted?

    'sup, msf?
  • Katefab26
    Katefab26 Posts: 865
    Good one!

    I've always wondered why slugs exist. I mean, what purpose do they serve?

    They are decomposers, which means they they help to enrich the soil by eating wastes and organic materials of other organisms and excrete them.

    Brilliant!
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    'sup, msf?

    Well, hello gorgeous lady. I haven't seen you in a while.

    Can you tell me why the word abbreviation is so long?
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  • beachbum0819
    beachbum0819 Posts: 63
    Can you actually sneeze and fart at the same time?
  • canela023
    canela023 Posts: 88 Member
    OMG I hate you guys!!! No i cant stop humming that damn song!!! :laugh:
  • VeganGal84
    VeganGal84 Posts: 938 Member
    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    :laugh: This one cracked me up.

    Why am I so tired, even though I got plenty of sleep, exercised this morning, ate a healthy breakfast, and had some caffeine?
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    :laugh: This one cracked me up.

    Why am I so tired, even though I got plenty of sleep, exercised this morning, ate a healthy breakfast, and had some caffeine?

    Cause your not excited where you are going today
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Isn't it just adding insult to injury to ask someone with Dyslexia to have to spell it.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    who writes/produces hold music?

    that's like the epitome of a failed music career. if i hear you in an elevator, you have not "made it".
  • Shayyy01
    Shayyy01 Posts: 290 Member
    Isn't it just adding insult to injury to ask someone with Dyslexia to have to spell it.


    Right! It is!
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