What irks you today?
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Scripting by committee0
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The snoring... it's so loud 😅3
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »The snoring... it's so loud 😅
First he drank your hummingbird nectar, then he made you sick, and now he's snoring loudly.
That's three strikes. He's lucky he tidied the other day 😋
😅🤣
I ended up plugging his nose but it backfired on me because it made him choke on his saliva, I quickly turned around to pretend I was asleep while he probably wondered what happened.He better not do it again tonight or..
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The fact it's opening weekend of the NFL season, but instead of sitting on the couch watching football, I get to spend the day at work, on a Sunday.3
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ermengarde22 wrote: »i wish my hair were longer
Me too - I used to have hair down to my waist but I chopped it into a bob a little over a year ago; the wait is taking way too long
i have asymmetrical bob rn and its nice bc not hard to make look cute but i feel way prettier with long hair2 -
Slept wrong, woke up to a sore back, no workout for me.2
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Endless training modules.0
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People who start immediately with the I’m going to contact my lawyer. Ma’am I cared about your plight until you thought you could intimidate me. Now you’re at the bottom of my list.4
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I’m calling the police.TwitchyMagee wrote: »People who start immediately with the I’m going to contact my lawyer. Ma’am I cared about your plight until you thought you could intimidate me. Now you’re at the bottom of my list.
That’s a big word for Elmo2 -
My pharmacy.
The pharmacy flat out lied to me and to my doctors PA.
I’ll just bypass my insurance and pay for that **** myself.
I really feel like going up there and making a scene.
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honey_honey_12 wrote: »My pharmacy.
The pharmacy flat out lied to me and to my doctors PA.
I’ll just bypass my insurance and pay for that **** myself.
I really feel like going up there and making a scene.
That sucks 😒Maybe call the manager? It's probably not the employees fault.1 -
Why so many little dogs have Napoleon complexes.1
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piggy_smalls wrote: »Why so many little dogs have Napoleon complexes.
And for whatever reason people don’t adequately train their little dogs1 -
piggy_smalls wrote: »Why so many little dogs have Napoleon complexes.
And for whatever reason people don’t adequately train their little dogs
I have a neighbor…ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »piggy_smalls wrote: »Why so many little dogs have Napoleon complexes.
And for whatever reason people don’t adequately train their little dogs
I feel like a lot of people think that because they can easily pick them up, that means that they can get away with not training them.
But there are some vicious little dogs out there lol
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For some reason the big dogs listen to me when I yell at them. A stern “go home“ or “no“ usually does the trick. But this little pain in the *kitten* has chased me down an entire country Road and other than kicking it which I won’t do unless I absolutely have to I feel like I have no recourse. Plus when I have yelled at this tiny black menace his owner comes out and tells me I’m a terrible person for being mean to a little dog. She doesn’t even fence him. My blood is starting to boil now. I have a stupid dog whom I love an unreasonable amount but I make sure she’s nobody’s problem but my own. I never met a Chihuahua that was nice until recently And I always thought it was something wrong with the breed but I really believe now it’s something to do with the ownersButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
I have a neighbor…ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
And for whatever reason people don’t adequately train their little dogs
I feel like a lot of people think that because they can easily pick them up, that means that they can get away with not training them.
But there are some vicious little dogs out there lol
Me too 🙃
To be fair though, there is also a large dog who desperately needs training that lives nearby. I always know when it's outside because it goes bananas when it sees another dog
That was a very long and angry ramble. Sorry but it feels good to get it out
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »For some reason I have Hot in Herre stuck in my head and I would not wish this on anyone
Thank you for sharing your ear worm with me0 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »For some reason I have Hot in Herre stuck in my head and I would not wish this on anyone
My only response to this is "so take off all your clothes"😬😆4 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »For some reason I have Hot in Herre stuck in my head and I would not wish this on anyone
My only response to this is "so take off all your clothes"😬😆
I restrained myself😂2 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »For some reason I have Hot in Herre stuck in my head and I would not wish this on anyone
My only response to this is "so take off all your clothes"😬😆
I restrained myself😂
I can't do that 80% of the time. Sometimes it gets me in trouble 🙊2 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »For some reason I have Hot in Herre stuck in my head and I would not wish this on anyone
My only response to this is "so take off all your clothes"😬😆
I restrained myself😂
I can't do that 80% of the time. Sometimes it gets me in trouble 🙊
I am
Getting
So hot1 -
CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »For some reason I have Hot in Herre stuck in my head and I would not wish this on anyone
My only response to this is "so take off all your clothes"😬😆
I restrained myself😂
I can't do that 80% of the time. Sometimes it gets me in trouble 🙊
I am
Getting
So hot
Are you still in witness protection or is this something you can share with the class? I will Venmo you.ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »For some reason I have Hot in Herre stuck in my head and I would not wish this on anyone
My only response to this is "so take off all your clothes"😬😆
I restrained myself😂
I can't do that 80% of the time. Sometimes it gets me in trouble 🙊
I am
Getting
So hot
Want to know something funny?
I used to take hip hop dance (I know, the thought of me doing that is ridiculous), and my instructor was an 18 year old guy and we definitely danced to this song.
I still remember the choreography. My dad recorded it on video 😂
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
For some reason the big dogs listen to me when I yell at them. A stern “go home“ or “no“ usually does the trick. But this little pain in the *kitten* has chased me down an entire country Road and other than kicking it which I won’t do unless I absolutely have to I feel like I have no recourse. Plus when I have yelled at this tiny black menace his owner comes out and tells me I’m a terrible person for being mean to a little dog. She doesn’t even fence him. My blood is starting to boil now. I have a stupid dog whom I love an unreasonable amount but I make sure she’s nobody’s problem but my own. I never met a Chihuahua that was nice until recently And I always thought it was something wrong with the breed but I really believe now it’s something to do with the ownersButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
I have a neighbor…ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
And for whatever reason people don’t adequately train their little dogs
I feel like a lot of people think that because they can easily pick them up, that means that they can get away with not training them.
But there are some vicious little dogs out there lol
Me too 🙃
To be fair though, there is also a large dog who desperately needs training that lives nearby. I always know when it's outside because it goes bananas when it sees another dog
That was a very long and angry ramble. Sorry but it feels good to get it out
No, I think you're right so don't apologize. It's up to the owners to either deal with how a dog behaves towards other people and animals or, at the very least, they need to keep them in a fenced yard or leashed so that it doesn't become a danger to itself or other people.
Exactly how I feel about kids.
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
For some reason the big dogs listen to me when I yell at them. A stern “go home“ or “no“ usually does the trick. But this little pain in the *kitten* has chased me down an entire country Road and other than kicking it which I won’t do unless I absolutely have to I feel like I have no recourse. Plus when I have yelled at this tiny black menace his owner comes out and tells me I’m a terrible person for being mean to a little dog. She doesn’t even fence him. My blood is starting to boil now. I have a stupid dog whom I love an unreasonable amount but I make sure she’s nobody’s problem but my own. I never met a Chihuahua that was nice until recently And I always thought it was something wrong with the breed but I really believe now it’s something to do with the ownersButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
I have a neighbor…ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »
And for whatever reason people don’t adequately train their little dogs
I feel like a lot of people think that because they can easily pick them up, that means that they can get away with not training them.
But there are some vicious little dogs out there lol
Me too 🙃
To be fair though, there is also a large dog who desperately needs training that lives nearby. I always know when it's outside because it goes bananas when it sees another dog
That was a very long and angry ramble. Sorry but it feels good to get it out
No, I think you're right so don't apologize. It's up to the owners to either deal with how a dog behaves towards other people and animals or, at the very least, they need to keep them in a fenced yard or leashed so that it doesn't become a danger to itself or other people.
Exactly how I feel about kids.
I spit my water 😂
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Against my better judgement after the first episode... I went and watched the second Rings of Power......0
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I really enjoyed it! My 13-year-old gets a kick out of telling me everything that is different from the official canon while I am trying to hear the dialogueAgainst my better judgement after the first episode... I went and watched the second Rings of Power......
I keep trying to tell him it isn’t scripture0 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »
I really enjoyed it! My 13-year-old gets a kick out of telling me everything that is different from the official canon while I am trying to hear the dialogueAgainst my better judgement after the first episode... I went and watched the second Rings of Power......
I keep trying to tell him it isn’t scripture
Even scripture isn't scripture3 -
Mushy avocados.1
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I am currently writing Bible fanfictionTwitchyMagee wrote: »
I really enjoyed it! My 13-year-old gets a kick out of telling me everything that is different from the official canon while I am trying to hear the dialogueAgainst my better judgement after the first episode... I went and watched the second Rings of Power......
I keep trying to tell him it isn’t scripture
Even scripture isn't scripture
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dog whistles0
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That my college overwhelms me with pointless research papers.1
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