Dear annoying person 2!
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maybe the cig butts are spelling a love note.Dear nextdoor neighbor to my left,
I've seen you admiring me and it's been going on for weeks. But this has really got to stop- as i am a married man. I see you in your windows while I'm outside caressing my truck, checking out out at every angle, knowing your eyes are on me. My bending over, leaning and poseing aren't for my benefit, they're for yours. Which is why I do it for hours on end. If you were to 'accidently' take photos or video, I would understand. You may have also seen me smoking, which is from the stress caused by our taboo relationship. You have children, I have my wife, and here we are flirting like 16yr olds in love. This has to come to an end. But we don't have to part ways on a sour note, matter of fact I've indirectly given you a few tokens to remember me by. If I could somehow tell you, somehow let you know I dispose of my cigarette butts into your yard, in hopes someday something my lips have touched -may in fact touch yours, I would gladly let you know. Until then, we remain silently neighbors...living so close, yet so far away.
Your love-torn neighbor to the right.
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Dear Coworker,
Please STOP being so obvious when you stare at my t!ts. I mean, come on!!!
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Ms. Don't-mind-if-you-look-but-for-the-love-of-dog-wipe-the-drool
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i know i'm going to catch hell for this one, but oh well....
Dear Moms I know,
You didn't cure cancer, you reproduced. It doesn't make you any better than anyone else. No one wants to see over 9000 pictures of your baby with food all over itself on their facebook wall. Also, having a baby come out of it doesn't not make up for the 862 different men that were in it this year alone. You are not the virgin Mary just because you had a child. I know that watching, raising, and disciplining your child is not easy, but it's necessary. If you weren't willing to do that, maybe you should've rethought the whole parenting thing. I'm sorry if you can't go out whenever you want but that doesn't mean we cannot.
Sincerely,
Everyone I know who doesn't want/have children.0 -
Dear Teenagers on the Bus,
I have to ride the bus everyday, especially during the time that high school is let out. Please, for the sake of everyone else-keep your voices to a minimum! We don't want to know that X is boning Y in the locker room and that Z's *kitten* got beat up in gym. NO ONE CARES. NO ONE CARES. And the worst is that I know you are doing it just to put on a show, and make everyone on the bus notice you.0 -
WOW !!!!!!!!0
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On a similar note:i know i'm going to catch hell for this one, but oh well....
Dear Moms I know,
You didn't cure cancer, you reproduced. It doesn't make you any better than anyone else. No one wants to see over 9000 pictures of your baby with food all over itself on their facebook wall. Also, having a baby come out of it doesn't not make up for the 862 different men that were in it this year alone. You are not the virgin Mary just because you had a child. I know that watching, raising, and disciplining your child is not easy, but it's necessary. If you weren't willing to do that, maybe you should've rethought the whole parenting thing. I'm sorry if you can't go out whenever you want but that doesn't mean we cannot.
Sincerely,
Everyone I know who doesn't want/have children.
Amen to that.
Dear Friend-of-a-friend;
Stop whining endlessly about how no-one wants to start a band with you. Know why that is? Put simply: you're not very good. Mediocre, at best. And if not enough people vote for your tuneless howling on some online competition, don't be passive-aggressive on facebook about how anyone who didn't want to go through the rigmarole of registering for a site they'll never use is a terrible friend. People aren't obliged to vote for you. You're in your 30s FFS, your dream of rocking out in front of packed stadiums is probably not going to come true. Get a job and spend time with your family rather than constantly moaning about you could have been huge if only someone would have had a slight mental lapse and formed a band with you.0 -
Dear Mr. Procrastinator:
You have been putting off taking that class for TWO YEARS. You AND your supervisor have gotten a reminder notice every Monday morning since the day it went overdue. You both obviously chose to ignore it for all of that time. Now there's an audit coming and you'll get dinged if you don't take the class or get it removed from your learning plan. How is that my problem? Calling me or emailing me about it every half hour is not going to solve this. I've already told you that your supervisor is the one who has to make the request. Go bug him to actually do his job for a change and send me the email with a request to remove it. If he were doing his job properly in the first place, he should have made you fix this issue over a year ago or done it himself.0 -
i know i'm going to catch hell for this one, but oh well....
Dear Moms I know,
You didn't cure cancer, you reproduced. It doesn't make you any better than anyone else. No one wants to see over 9000 pictures of your baby with food all over itself on their facebook wall. Also, having a baby come out of it doesn't not make up for the 862 different men that were in it this year alone. You are not the virgin Mary just because you had a child. I know that watching, raising, and disciplining your child is not easy, but it's necessary. If you weren't willing to do that, maybe you should've rethought the whole parenting thing. I'm sorry if you can't go out whenever you want but that doesn't mean we cannot.
Sincerely,
Everyone I know who doesn't want/have children.
I'm with you on this one...I hate people that act like they performed a miracle because they had a kid. Its not like you have to pass a test in order to get pregnant and pop a couple of them out! Yes, I'm sure its hard work, but its also a choice they made!0 -
Dear ladies in the office. No I don't want Wendys for lunch... no I don't want a cookie.... no I don't want cheese dip for the stale tortilla chips left from last week. Leave me the hell alone. I don't care that you two have a click. I don't care that you don't include me in the AM talk. You both need to grow the hell up. PS... No wonder why the boss likes me better. I am not immature and annoying like both of you are. And don't hate just because you both are obese and will not even attempt to diet. Kiss my skinner than your *kitten* ! And I want to now call both of you my new favorite word that I have learnt from MFP.. You both are Asshats !!! Yes... Asshats !!!!! lol.
YES!!!!!! one of the MANY beneifts you learn on MFP!!!! *kitten* HATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you like Asshats....you will LOVE....
Twatwaffle! :laugh: 
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Dear woman on facebook;
Stop "liking" everything I do. You do it for the most boring, inane things; like when my friend asked me if I'd like to meet for coffee and I said yes, you promptly clicked "like" on my comment "Sure, what time's best?", despite this exchange having nothing to do with you.
I mean, you obviously have a rather empty life. Just the other day, you wrote four status updates about your equally boring tea. Here they are:
hubbys makin me dinner yay!!!
were havin veggie sausages beans & chips
ok were out of beans so havin spaghetti hoops instead lol
yay dinners ready!!!!
Overlooking the fact that you appear to type by dragging your rump across your keyboard, what makes you think that anyone really cares? You are such a staggeringly boring human being that your own heart frequently stops beating because it forgets you're there. You're so dull that, if you glance at a plant of any sort, it withers and dies from the tedium. I am stuck with you as a facebook friend because you are my mate's Mum, so, I beg of you; get a hobby. Or at least leave the house. I know that everyone puts something boring/pointless on their facebook page occasionally, but reams of updates on the progress of a headache you have/what's for dinner/how cleaning the bathroom is going... well, that's pushing it a bit, isn't it?
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Dear Coworker,
Please STOP being so obvious when you stare at my t!ts. I mean, come on!!!
Much Obliged -
Ms. Don't-mind-if-you-look-but-for-the-love-of-dog-wipe-the-drool
I'm sorry what did you say? I wasn't listening for some reason....0 -
Dear shoppers:
Leaving your cart in the middle of the isle is not cool, no one can get by, move it to the side.
Leaving your cart on one side while you go to the other, again blocking the entire isle, not cool.
Leaving your cart blocking one isle and then going down another isle, don't get all uppity when I move your cart!
Dear drivers:
Yes I'm out running, yes I'm wearing skin tight workout gear, it's comfortable and keeps me cool. Why are you staring? Shouldn't you be watching the road?
Dear (former) co-workers:
You have the great fortune to work for a company that has a lunch room with a dishwasher, stove, dishes, cutlery, two microwaves, a sink, coffee maker, pots and pans, and a toaster oven. Why is it you can't manage to clean up after yourself? If you dump the end of your soup or lunch in the sink, for crying out loud RINSE IT OUT, IT'S DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT AND NO ONE ELSE IS HERE TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOU!
Dear stupid women:
You can't get mad if your purse gets stolen when I see so many leaving their purses in their cart then walking away.0 -
Dear annoying jackals of co-workers,
You hate the taxes here and want to move back to your home states?
You know what... I may be a poor single mother, but I'll pay for the moves.
Hasta la vista and good riddance,
"bugs"
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Dear Neighbors I share a driveway with,
Don't huff and puff when I get an attitude because YOU decided to have a rummage sale and spew all your garbage all over the SHARED driveway. I would have gladly parked on the street had you told me yesterday! Maybe if you put down the cigarettes and used that treadmill you're selling, you all wouldn't be fat asshats. So gross! Also, if I have to hear those rat-dogs one more time, I will punt them into next week...
Dear Student Activities,
Why does junk food have to be served weekly here to promote "student involvement"? People just come for the food, not to be involved. Would it kill you to put out some fresh fruit for those who don't want to stuff their faces full of cake?
Dear Co-Workers,
Despite your thinking, I am NOT the one making you look bad when I say no to the latest junk food being brought in. I don't feel the need to stuff my face full of junk and I may actually not be hungry when something is brought around.
Dear Classmate,
I have no sympathy for you being 500+ pounds. If you stopped eating fast food daily and maybe walked around the campus some, I bet you'd lose some weight. And no, your back doesn't hurt because you've been hard at it at your job as a CNA, it hurts because you're HUGE!0 -
Dear MyFitnessPal Forums,
I could power 10 city blocks with the force of your complaining. Seriously, if you don't like something, say something about it. If its something that someone can't/won't change- then deal with it some other way. What you shouldn't do is just ***** about it on the internet. It makes you look weak and feel helpless. I know that this will be taken as insulting, but it isn't intended that way. Life really can be hard- but not for any of you if this is these are the sort of things that piss you off. Stop focusing on the things you hate about other people. Don't do things you don't want to do. Don't deal with people with whom you don't wish to deal. If your life is bad, change it. If your life is good, enjoy it. If you feel like complaining, don't. It just makes you feel like ****.
Signed,
My Angry Face.0 -
Party Pooper! 0
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Dear people who complain about others distracting you at work,
more work would be done if you were not complaining on mfp 0 -
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Dear MyFitnessPal Forums,
I could power 10 city blocks with the force of your complaining. Seriously, if you don't like something, say something about it. If its something that someone can't/won't change- then deal with it some other way. What you shouldn't do is just ***** about it on the internet. It makes you look weak and feel helpless. I know that this will be taken as insulting, but it isn't intended that way. Life really can be hard- but not for any of you if this is these are the sort of things that piss you off. Stop focusing on the things you hate about other people. Don't do things you don't want to do. Don't deal with people with whom you don't wish to deal. If your life is bad, change it. If your life is good, enjoy it. If you feel like complaining, don't. It just makes you feel like ****.
Signed,
My Angry Face.
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Dear nasty gym ladies,
Management removed the paper towel dispenser on Monday and installed a hand dryer.
I find it repulsive when I'm in the locker room taking a shower, I hear the stall doors close and the toilets flush... I can't hear if the sink water is running, but I sure as heck don't hear that damn hand dryer turning ON! One of these days, I'm going to find out which lot of you are nasty and I'm going to personally spray your hands with bacterial spray!!!!!!!!
(mental note, wipe down every machine at the gym before I use it)
Sincerely,
Disgusted by your nastiness!0 -
no relation
YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!0 -
Dear MyFitnessPal Forums,
I could power 10 city blocks with the force of your complaining. Seriously, if you don't like something, say something about it. If its something that someone can't/won't change- then deal with it some other way. What you shouldn't do is just ***** about it on the internet. It makes you look weak and feel helpless. I know that this will be taken as insulting, but it isn't intended that way. Life really can be hard- but not for any of you if this is these are the sort of things that piss you off. Stop focusing on the things you hate about other people. Don't do things you don't want to do. Don't deal with people with whom you don't wish to deal. If your life is bad, change it. If your life is good, enjoy it. If you feel like complaining, don't. It just makes you feel like ****.
Signed,
My Angry Face.
Dear Pot
Meet Kettle
Have a nice day!0 -
Dear Fellow Gym-Members:
To the girls on the elliptical that stare more at themselves in the mirror than actually working out. Then proceed to be either talking on the phone or to each other...neither breaking a sweat much less a higher heartbeat. It's annoying. My ipod can only drain your annoying fake voices out so much.
Also to the "beefcake" guys that use the machines and leave a puddle of sweat behind...PLEASE wipe down the machine! BTW your calves are way to small for your upper body...I'm glad your pecs and biceps are ripped but maybe you should incorporate a lower body day somewhere up in there.
Dear CRAPPY Drivers:
IF YOU ARE IN THE FRONT OF THE LINE IT IS YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE LIGHT>>>GREEN DOES MEAN GO!!! It doesn't mean check your texts and be oblivious, or read your book (damn commuters), it means f***ing GO!
To the people that get into the third passing lane but proceed to drive slower than traffic...it's a passing lane douche.
Dear FAT-BITTER Co-workers:
NO your not fat because you have some type of disorder or because your heavy boned. YOUR FAT, BITTER, and UNHAPPY because your lazy, refuse to exercise beyond the walk to your car from the parking lot, and you eat a snickers bar and drink a mt. dew every damn break...ya that's twice a day! (sorry she switched to diet mt. dew) It's annoying and weird when you stare at me eating my lunch while making comments about when I get older I won't be as attractive so don't get used to it.0 -
Dear MyFitnessPal Forums,
I could power 10 city blocks with the force of your complaining. Seriously, if you don't like something, say something about it. If its something that someone can't/won't change- then deal with it some other way. What you shouldn't do is just ***** about it on the internet. It makes you look weak and feel helpless. I know that this will be taken as insulting, but it isn't intended that way. Life really can be hard- but not for any of you if this is these are the sort of things that piss you off. Stop focusing on the things you hate about other people. Don't do things you don't want to do. Don't deal with people with whom you don't wish to deal. If your life is bad, change it. If your life is good, enjoy it. If you feel like complaining, don't. It just makes you feel like ****.
Signed,
My Angry Face.
These are fun to read so go piss off :flowerforyou: ...hey! You were right!0 -
:laugh: The stuff you find on the internet .... :noway: 0 -
Dear MyFitnessPal Forums,
I could power 10 city blocks with the force of your complaining. Seriously, if you don't like something, say something about it. If its something that someone can't/won't change- then deal with it some other way. What you shouldn't do is just ***** about it on the internet. It makes you look weak and feel helpless. I know that this will be taken as insulting, but it isn't intended that way. Life really can be hard- but not for any of you if this is these are the sort of things that piss you off. Stop focusing on the things you hate about other people. Don't do things you don't want to do. Don't deal with people with whom you don't wish to deal. If your life is bad, change it. If your life is good, enjoy it. If you feel like complaining, don't. It just makes you feel like ****.
Signed,
My Angry Face.
I take it you aren't entertained or comforted by commiseration? I feel sorry for you.0
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