We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Her name was not Lisa, I think it was Julie…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,709 Member
    edited April 2023
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    He always greeted me with, 'my name is Sue, how do you do?"
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She was overly obsessed with cash, Johnny Cash…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,709 Member
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    Our ring of fire got too hot
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
    edited April 2023
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    She was able to see through all of my metaphorical masks into the depths of my unforgiven soul (or lack thereof) and was sadly disappointed. Either that or my random vocal tics…
  • PurpleBerry0089
    PurpleBerry0089 Posts: 32 Member
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    He cut his toenails in bed.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I was unable to meet her physical, spiritual and emotional needs…
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,709 Member
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    There was too much dust on the dashboard of my car. My untidy car was a deal breaker
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    She was too demanding, “The milk is not white enough” or her personal favourite, “The coffee is not black enough!”🙉
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 17,709 Member
    edited April 2023
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    She had me confused with someone who drank black coffee 😑
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 136 Member
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    He thought I was his reincarnated 2nd grade teacher. It was too weird.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    She was no longer able to tolerate my intolerance…
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
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    All he could talk about was wheels, big ones, small ones, fat ones skinny ones
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 136 Member
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    She kept farting and blamed it on my dog.
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
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    She had an imaginary dog.
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    Although my talents exceeded her expectations, unfortunately for me, my talents were speaking in 3rd person and quoting 80’s commercials…
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    He had sweaty eyebrows 😂
  • Watching_The_Wheels
    Watching_The_Wheels Posts: 4,571 Member
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    I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul. She didn’t think twice about it but it’s alright…
  • RiaChasingGoals
    RiaChasingGoals Posts: 136 Member
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    He would continuously leave without me when we went out.
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
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    Only bought me clothes from MooMoo.com and Ilovecalories.com they fit like a parachute 🪂🤨

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