DAD BOD THREAD

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  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
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    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Your submission is rejected, sir. Just because you are a dad doesn’t mean that physique is allowed here! 😂
    Zip it. Naked hot cop gets to stay

    You zip it before you are thrown in a yurt, bound my computer cables, and fed sauerkraut.

    OMG that’s hot

    Not to make it hotter but the sauerkraut is only given in an 8 hour window each day.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Your submission is rejected, sir. Just because you are a dad doesn’t mean that physique is allowed here! 😂
    Zip it. Naked hot cop gets to stay

    You zip it before you are thrown in a yurt, bound my computer cables, and fed sauerkraut.

    OMG that’s hot

    Not to make it hotter but the sauerkraut is only given in an 8 hour window each day.

    I have a 72 hour eating window.

  • Brigit02
    Brigit02 Posts: 130 Member
    edited July 2023
    jbs116 wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Your submission is rejected, sir. Just because you are a dad doesn’t mean that physique is allowed here! 😂

    Was not expecting to see such physique in "dad bod thread". Felt guilty after looking. Still looking. Still feel guilty.
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    Brigit02 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Your submission is rejected, sir. Just because you are a dad doesn’t mean that physique is allowed here! 😂

    Was not expecting to see such physique in "dad bod thread". Felt guilty after looking. Still looking. Still feel guilty.

    How long can you ogle before the guilt creeps in? 7-9 minutes for me.
  • Brigit02
    Brigit02 Posts: 130 Member
    edited July 2023
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Brigit02 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Your submission is rejected, sir. Just because you are a dad doesn’t mean that physique is allowed here! 😂

    Was not expecting to see such physique in "dad bod thread". Felt guilty after looking. Still looking. Still feel guilty.

    How long can you ogle before the guilt creeps in? 7-9 minutes for me.

    A couple of seconds and then I start to pray my husband doesn't walk in, in which case I would click out and look at "Organizing Tips for Kitchen Drawers" or something along those lines.
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Brigit02 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Brigit02 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Your submission is rejected, sir. Just because you are a dad doesn’t mean that physique is allowed here! 😂

    Was not expecting to see such physique in "dad bod thread". Felt guilty after looking. Still looking. Still feel guilty.

    How long can you ogle before the guilt creeps in? 7-9 minutes for me.

    A couple of seconds and then I start to pray my husband doesn't walk in, in which case I would click out and look at "Organizing tips for kitchen drawers" or something along those lines.

    It’s for educational purposes

  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    Brigit02 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Brigit02 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Your submission is rejected, sir. Just because you are a dad doesn’t mean that physique is allowed here! 😂

    Was not expecting to see such physique in "dad bod thread". Felt guilty after looking. Still looking. Still feel guilty.

    How long can you ogle before the guilt creeps in? 7-9 minutes for me.

    A couple of seconds and then I start to pray my husband doesn't walk in, in which case I would click out and look at "Organizing Tips for Kitchen Drawers" or something along those lines.

    💀🤣🤣🤣
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 14,339 Member
    Dayum, brother!
  • Brigit02
    Brigit02 Posts: 130 Member
    Brigit02 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Brigit02 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Your submission is rejected, sir. Just because you are a dad doesn’t mean that physique is allowed here! 😂

    Was not expecting to see such physique in "dad bod thread". Felt guilty after looking. Still looking. Still feel guilty.

    How long can you ogle before the guilt creeps in? 7-9 minutes for me.

    A couple of seconds and then I start to pray my husband doesn't walk in, in which case I would click out and look at "Organizing tips for kitchen drawers" or something along those lines.

    It’s for educational purposes

    .....Oh yeah, definitely.
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,692 Member
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    40 isn’t too far away for me. Trying to fight back against Father Time.

    Lando you look great there brother man!
  • Brigit02
    Brigit02 Posts: 130 Member
    edited July 2023
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    40 isn’t too far away for me. Trying to fight back against Father Time.


    Apparently, Merriam-Webster has included the term "Dad bod" in their online addition.

    dad bod

    noun

    plural dad bods

    informal

    : a physique regarded as typical of an average father
    especially : one that is slightly overweight and not extremely muscular


    https://merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20bod

    (I don't think you're average unless you live in some kind of alternate universe where all the men look like superhero's and warriors.)

  • lando_rooney
    lando_rooney Posts: 465 Member
    You all are too kind! : )
  • lando_rooney
    lando_rooney Posts: 465 Member
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    40 isn’t too far away for me. Trying to fight back against Father Time.

    Lando you look great there brother man!

    Trying to keep up with you man!
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
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    40 isn’t too far away for me. Trying to fight back against Father Time.

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  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 14,339 Member
    Wouldn't that girl have the ability to turn his towel invisible?
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    nossmf wrote: »
    Wouldn't that girl have the ability to turn his towel invisible?

    Google is telling me she could either make herself invisible or create a forcefield - so unfortunately, she has no effect on towels 🙃
  • Chiknpox
    Chiknpox Posts: 45 Member
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    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Chickenpox just accidentally handed their phone over and forgot to close this pic, the girls at Dunkin said this "wasn't payment but thanks for the eye candy.'" It took me five minutes to get my phone out of her thirsty lil hands
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,692 Member
    Chiknpox wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Chickenpox just accidentally handed their phone over and forgot to close this pic, the girls at Dunkin said this "wasn't payment but thanks for the eye candy.'" It took me five minutes to get my phone out of her thirsty lil hands

    I’m sure this is a made up little story but I lol’d so thank you Mr(s) Pox 😁
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    edited July 2023
    Chiknpox wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Chickenpox just accidentally handed their phone over and forgot to close this pic, the girls at Dunkin said this "wasn't payment but thanks for the eye candy.'" It took me five minutes to get my phone out of her thirsty lil hands

    I’m sure this is a made up little story but I lol’d so thank you Mr(s) Pox 😁

    It wasn't. @Chiknpox had to pry their phone out of my grip
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    Chiknpox wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Chickenpox just accidentally handed their phone over and forgot to close this pic, the girls at Dunkin said this "wasn't payment but thanks for the eye candy.'" It took me five minutes to get my phone out of her thirsty lil hands

    I’m sure this is a made up little story but I lol’d so thank you Mr(s) Pox 😁

    I think it’s only a slight exaggeration. Because of those line things. Do you know what I mean? The V things? I would accept those in payment for donuts
  • Chiknpox
    Chiknpox Posts: 45 Member
    Chiknpox wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Chickenpox just accidentally handed their phone over and forgot to close this pic, the girls at Dunkin said this "wasn't payment but thanks for the eye candy.'" It took me five minutes to get my phone out of her thirsty lil hands

    I’m sure this is a made up little story but I lol’d so thank you Mr(s) Pox 😁

    It wasn't. @Chiknpox had to pry their phone out of my grip

    It's true! And @ButterMeMuffinz sure as hell has a death grip for such a dainty lil thing 💖
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    Chiknpox wrote: »
    Chiknpox wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Chickenpox just accidentally handed their phone over and forgot to close this pic, the girls at Dunkin said this "wasn't payment but thanks for the eye candy.'" It took me five minutes to get my phone out of her thirsty lil hands

    I’m sure this is a made up little story but I lol’d so thank you Mr(s) Pox 😁

    It wasn't. @Chiknpox had to pry their phone out of my grip

    It's true! And @ButterMeMuffinz sure as hell has a death grip for such a dainty lil thing 💖

    It's a relief to know that my fitness goal of being deceptively strong is working
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,692 Member
    Chiknpox wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Chickenpox just accidentally handed their phone over and forgot to close this pic, the girls at Dunkin said this "wasn't payment but thanks for the eye candy.'" It took me five minutes to get my phone out of her thirsty lil hands

    I’m sure this is a made up little story but I lol’d so thank you Mr(s) Pox 😁

    It wasn't. @Chiknpox had to pry their phone out of my grip

    😂 I didn’t know they have Dunkin’s in Canada.
    Chiknpox wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Chickenpox just accidentally handed their phone over and forgot to close this pic, the girls at Dunkin said this "wasn't payment but thanks for the eye candy.'" It took me five minutes to get my phone out of her thirsty lil hands

    I’m sure this is a made up little story but I lol’d so thank you Mr(s) Pox 😁

    I think it’s only a slight exaggeration. Because of those line things. Do you know what I mean? The V things? I would accept those in payment for donuts

    Well please open said Donut shop. So I can use those to my advantage. 😁 I also feel a cop joke in here 🤨
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    edited July 2023
    Chiknpox wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Chickenpox just accidentally handed their phone over and forgot to close this pic, the girls at Dunkin said this "wasn't payment but thanks for the eye candy.'" It took me five minutes to get my phone out of her thirsty lil hands

    I’m sure this is a made up little story but I lol’d so thank you Mr(s) Pox 😁

    It wasn't. @Chiknpox had to pry their phone out of my grip

    😂 I didn’t know they have Dunkin’s in Canada.

    Chiknpox wrote: »
    bj3gexnrfb4m.jpeg

    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Chickenpox just accidentally handed their phone over and forgot to close this pic, the girls at Dunkin said this "wasn't payment but thanks for the eye candy.'" It took me five minutes to get my phone out of her thirsty lil hands

    I’m sure this is a made up little story but I lol’d so thank you Mr(s) Pox 😁

    I think it’s only a slight exaggeration. Because of those line things. Do you know what I mean? The V things? I would accept those in payment for donuts

    Well please open said Donut shop. So I can use those to my advantage. 😁 I also feel a cop joke in here 🤨

    I relaunched it just to lure you across the border
  • melissajean9677
    melissajean9677 Posts: 25 Member
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    My 2023 Dad Bod submission. 😁

    Dear Lord, thank you.
  • melissajean9677
    melissajean9677 Posts: 25 Member
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    The best dad bod picture I have!

    Best dad pic!!!
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    This has always been my favorite thread in the forums.
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
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    You all finished fawning over Chris and Lando…

    …well here it is….a real dad bod!

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    I did not want to follow those two. Courage sir! 🫡