DAD BOD THREAD

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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,272 Member
    There’s a lot of chatter in this thread and I am offended

    We’re used to it 😂

    Chatter or being offensive? Don’t answer that just take your shirt off and take a picture


    I’ll just hug ya 😅
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  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,272 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
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    Jeezus. I'm working on cropping out the feet.

    Gilf cough cough

    He needs Jeff’s shirt
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,127 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
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    Jeezus. I'm working on cropping out the feet.

    Gilf cough cough

    ETA nice forM arms 😏

    😂 you look know you love feet
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
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    Try hinging from the hip more. Give it a nice little thrust
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    There’s a lot of chatter in this thread and I am offended

    We’re used to it 😂

    Chatter or being offensive? Don’t answer that just take your shirt off and take a picture


    I’ll just hug ya 😅

    I see how it is. What am I, chopped liver? @Kashmir31_4 show them how it’s done💗
  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    el8e35qpeov3.gif

    Try hinging from the hip more. Give it a nice little thrust

    And those glutes a l'il squeeze
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    el8e35qpeov3.gif

    Try hinging from the hip more. Give it a nice little thrust

    And those glutes a l'il squeeze

    This is what I’m saying
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    el8e35qpeov3.gif

    Jeezus. I'm working on cropping out the feet.

    Gilf cough cough

    He needs Jeff’s shirt

    I think imma start a fund and buy all you hot Dad's the rad Jesus shirt
    I ❤️ hot dads
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,272 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    el8e35qpeov3.gif

    Try hinging from the hip more. Give it a nice little thrust

    And those glutes a l'il squeeze
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    el8e35qpeov3.gif

    Try hinging from the hip more. Give it a nice little thrust

    And those glutes a l'il squeeze

    This is what I’m saying

    A certain man on a certain shirt would be so ashamed 🙈
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    There’s a lot of chatter in this thread and I am offended

    We’re used to it 😂

    Chatter or being offensive? Don’t answer that just take your shirt off and take a picture


    I’ll just hug ya 😅

    I see how it is. What am I, chopped liver? @Kashmir31_4 show them how it’s done💗

    Oh *kitten* I think she just called me offensive in the most loving way possible
    No no no! It’s me begging for a selfie! Why does nobody understand me? I’m going to have to work on my communication skills
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,127 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    el8e35qpeov3.gif

    Try hinging from the hip more. Give it a nice little thrust

    Sound advice
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    el8e35qpeov3.gif

    Try hinging from the hip more. Give it a nice little thrust

    And those glutes a l'il squeeze
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    el8e35qpeov3.gif

    Try hinging from the hip more. Give it a nice little thrust

    And those glutes a l'il squeeze

    This is what I’m saying

    A certain man on a certain shirt would be so ashamed 🙈
    That’s my homeboy
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  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,127 Member
    There’s a lot of chatter in this thread and I am offended

    We’re used to it 😂

    Chatter or being offensive? Don’t answer that just take your shirt off and take a picture


    I’ll just hug ya 😅

    I see how it is. What am I, chopped liver? @Kashmir31_4 show them how it’s done💗

    Oh *kitten* I think she just called me offensive in the most loving way possible
    No no no! It’s me begging for a selfie! Why does nobody understand me? I’m going to have to work on my communication skills

    I see. You just wanna see my rack. 😈

    📠🤷‍♂️

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  • ButterMeMuffinz
    ButterMeMuffinz Posts: 278 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    el8e35qpeov3.gif

    Try hinging from the hip more. Give it a nice little thrust

    And those glutes a l'il squeeze
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    el8e35qpeov3.gif

    Try hinging from the hip more. Give it a nice little thrust

    And those glutes a l'il squeeze

    This is what I’m saying

    A certain man on a certain shirt would be so ashamed 🙈

    Don't worry, he'd forgive us
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    There’s a lot of chatter in this thread and I am offended

    We’re used to it 😂

    Chatter or being offensive? Don’t answer that just take your shirt off and take a picture


    I’ll just hug ya 😅

    I see how it is. What am I, chopped liver? @Kashmir31_4 show them how it’s done💗

    Oh *kitten* I think she just called me offensive in the most loving way possible
    No no no! It’s me begging for a selfie! Why does nobody understand me? I’m going to have to work on my communication skills

    I see. You just wanna see my rack. 😈

    📠🤷‍♂️

    There's so many things I wanna say so many things but I've already deleted like five of them because just because now let's just pretend we're back to talking about Jesus
    gbrav3aejbld.gif


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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    There’s a lot of chatter in this thread and I am offended

    We’re used to it 😂

    Chatter or being offensive? Don’t answer that just take your shirt off and take a picture


    I’ll just hug ya 😅

    I see how it is. What am I, chopped liver? @Kashmir31_4 show them how it’s done💗

    Oh *kitten* I think she just called me offensive in the most loving way possible
    No no no! It’s me begging for a selfie! Why does nobody understand me? I’m going to have to work on my communication skills

    I see. You just wanna see my rack. 😈

    📠🤷‍♂️

    There's so many things I wanna say so many things but I've already deleted like five of them because just because now let's just pretend we're back to talking about Jesus
    gbrav3aejbld.gif


    I just spent the last ten minutes trying to find an "appropriate" response to this. How sad is that? Remember a time when you didn't feel like you had to sensor yourself, or rethink something before saying it? Or saying it then wondering if it came across the wrong way? Or laying awake at night beating yourself up over something you did say but shouldn't have? Yea, I remember. And if you cannot relate to this, please disregard and pretend you never saw it.


    I think we’re supposed to ask ourselves

    “WWGD”

    And because not all grandmas would approve of the same kind of posts/pics/etc the waters get real murky. Then we’re back to square one of not knowing what to say or do or feel or act or…anything.

    Where am I?

    Dad Bods…please proceed
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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    There’s a lot of chatter in this thread and I am offended

    We’re used to it 😂

    Chatter or being offensive? Don’t answer that just take your shirt off and take a picture


    I’ll just hug ya 😅

    I see how it is. What am I, chopped liver? @Kashmir31_4 show them how it’s done💗

    Oh *kitten* I think she just called me offensive in the most loving way possible
    No no no! It’s me begging for a selfie! Why does nobody understand me? I’m going to have to work on my communication skills

    I see. You just wanna see my rack. 😈

    📠🤷‍♂️

    There's so many things I wanna say so many things but I've already deleted like five of them because just because now let's just pretend we're back to talking about Jesus
    gbrav3aejbld.gif


    I just spent the last ten minutes trying to find an "appropriate" response to this. How sad is that? Remember a time when you didn't feel like you had to sensor yourself, or rethink something before saying it? Or saying it then wondering if it came across the wrong way? Or laying awake at night beating yourself up over something you did say but shouldn't have? Yea, I remember. And if you cannot relate to this, please disregard and pretend you never saw it.


    I think we’re supposed to ask ourselves

    “WWGD”

    And because not all grandmas would approve of the same kind of posts/pics/etc the waters get real murky. Then we’re back to square one of not knowing what to say or do or feel or act or…anything.

    Where am I?

    Dad Bods…please proceed

    I understand this, and I feel this as well.
    However, do we stop being our authentic self for the sake of not being offensive? Or do we understand that if someone does feel offended by our words, that's a them thing and not a me thing? Or are you me and I'm you and this is all just overthinking


    This is all just a ploy to bump the Dad bods thread

    My authentic self is not appropriate in public settings. We keep her locked up until we’re in a safe space
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  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 11,517 Member
    Wow, nothing for months, then 4 pages in one night! And I want that shirt, though it would've been even better had it been a bar connecting a pair of planets, or all lower case except the word "DEAD" for the double meaning.

    Now I feel compelled to get an updated shot of myself. Pity my selfie skills are nonexistent.
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