DAD BOD THREAD

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  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.


    Mirror’s a lil short
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.


    Mirror’s a lil short

    What’s on your fingers?
  • itchmyTwitch
    itchmyTwitch Posts: 4,019 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.


    Mirror’s a lil short

    What’s on your fingers?
    Exterior white latex from painting a picket fence very sloppily
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.


    Mirror’s a lil short

    What’s on your fingers?
    Exterior white latex from painting a picket fence very sloppily

    That’s what I was hoping. Hot.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.

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    I’m confused why you think there should be fitness related stuff on a site like mfp.
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.

    hedar9xip9be.jpeg

    I’m confused why you think there should be fitness related stuff on a site like mfp.

    I stay confused, Mel
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,584 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.

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    🔥 if I tried this pose I'll get banned from MFP 🥲
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.

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    🔥 if I tried this pose I'll get banned from MFP 🥲

    Some things are worth the risk, K. Go for it
  • nossmf
    nossmf Posts: 11,517 Member
    If I tried this pose, my wife would kill me! lol
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,272 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.

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    Haha you look great Jeff. 💪🏼
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    nossmf wrote: »
    If I tried this pose, my wife would kill me! lol

    What’s a wife got to do with MFP?
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.

    hedar9xip9be.jpeg

    Haha you look great Jeff. 💪🏼

    Thank you sir!
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,677 Member
    edited July 2023
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.

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    You're "not fitness" - ing and "dad bod'n" very well. 😊
  • NorthStar77
    NorthStar77 Posts: 1,080 Member
    Ok - you two are officially banned!

    Some of us post on here to get even the smallest morsel of public adulation, that pin prick of ego boosting comment, that smidgen of attention…

    …then you two slabs of glorious deliciousness waltz on in, muscles rippling, smooth as a baby’s bottom, not a hair out of place….and suddenly its the deafening sound of ovaries clanging and panties dropping with each and every one of your truly impressive posts!

    Enough now I tell you!!!!
    Blimin’ enough!

    ;)
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    @KickassAmazon76 Thank you :smile:

    @NorthStar77 I assume you are talking about @lando_rooney & @kinetixtrainer2. I agree!

    @___Tams___ Much appreciated :)
  • lrw327
    lrw327 Posts: 73 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.

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    Pretty strategic use of the mirror there, Jeff. Looking pretty good for “I do not fitness”.
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    lrw327 wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Despite being on MFP, I do not fitness. I’m too old for this *kitten*. Just Dad Bod’n.

    Pretty strategic use of the mirror there, Jeff. Looking pretty good for “I do not fitness”.

    Hey 👋 Leah. Good to see you in these parts. Thanks. I think 🤔 😂
  • NorthStar77
    NorthStar77 Posts: 1,080 Member
    I propose the following:

    If you look as good as Kinetix, Lando, Jeff and that stupidly attractive dark haired young fella who posts from exotic locations then YOUR WORK HERE IS DONE!!!!

    So off you pop, and leave MFP to us Muggles 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    edited July 2023
    I propose the following:

    If you look as good as Kinetix, Lando, Jeff and that stupidly attractive dark haired young fella who posts from exotic locations then YOUR WORK HERE IS DONE!!!!

    So off you pop, and leave MFP to us Muggles 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

    To be fair, I have been a bit frequent here lately. I will pop off 🤣
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    You see…I’m not even in a position to issue the hollowest of threats like “it’s on”

    …I have no hunky manliness fire to fight your fire.

    I concede and bow to your greatness.
    Even one of your slightly sweat glistened nipples offers more phwoar factor

    …you git! 🤣🤣🤣

    So I see Chris went in a different direction. 🤣

    Mani, you are funny. Abs can never defeat a sense of humor. It's on!
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,272 Member
    You see…I’m not even in a position to issue the hollowest of threats like “it’s on”

    …I have no hunky manliness fire to fight your fire.

    I concede and bow to your greatness.
    Even one of your slightly sweat glistened nipples offers more phwoar factor

    …you git! 🤣🤣🤣

    😂 I love ya 😘
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,677 Member
    edited July 2023
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    P. S. @northstar77 you are every bit as swoon worthy. So no concession!
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,272 Member
    Dear gentlemen who feel like they have to have Chris's body type for us ladies to admire your pictures, you don't have to compare yourself to him. Sexiness is owning the body you're in no matter what body type you have. We're not picky we promise. We admire all contributions.

    Sincerely, mfp ladies

    Thank you Karla 🤗
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    Dear gentlemen who feel like they have to have Chris's body type for us ladies to admire your pictures, you don't have to compare yourself to him. Sexiness is owning the body you're in no matter what body type you have. We're not picky we promise. We admire all contributions.

    Sincerely, mfp ladies

    Absofreakinglutely

    I like how you mixed in glute.
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Dear gentlemen who feel like they have to have Chris's body type for us ladies to admire your pictures, you don't have to compare yourself to him. Sexiness is owning the body you're in no matter what body type you have. We're not picky we promise. We admire all contributions.

    Sincerely, mfp ladies

    Absofreakinglutely

    I like how you mixed in glute.

    I just knew you'd get that, and you say you don't get me

    I am learning.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Had to put on actual clothes and head into the office. Office Dad Bod.

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    Since this is the “dad bod” thread, I have to say you remind me (at least in this particular photo) of my own dad…when he was much younger and I was a kid, of course.

    Don’t worry, at 80, my dad is still in great shape and plays tennis or pickleball five days a week.
  • jbs116
    jbs116 Posts: 758 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    jbs116 wrote: »
    Had to put on actual clothes and head into the office. Office Dad Bod.

    c0ojh58hqir3.jpeg

    Since this is the “dad bod” thread, I have to say you remind me (at least in this particular photo) of my own dad…when he was much younger and I was a kid, of course.

    Don’t worry, at 80, my dad is still in great shape and plays tennis or pickleball five days a week.

    This is a really cool thing to hear in the dad body thread. I hope to be running around at 80 like your dad.