Proof woman are the root of evil

Lift_hard_eat_big
Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
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  • Monica_has_a_goal
    Monica_has_a_goal Posts: 694 Member
    :yawn:
  • sc1572
    sc1572 Posts: 2,309 Member
    Hahaha my econ teacher showed me this...LAME
  • Buddie616
    Buddie616 Posts: 167 Member
    :yawn: lol
  • sjr1957mfp
    sjr1957mfp Posts: 6 Member
    maybe you should leave the girls along and find a woman (just sayin')
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    You're damn right.
  • countrydarling1
    countrydarling1 Posts: 386 Member
    :devil: Yep! all EVIL!! ITs how u learn to deal with evil, that determines where you make it in life! ;0)
  • teri1956
    teri1956 Posts: 221 Member
    maybe you should leave the girls along and find a woman (just sayin')

    Good advice!
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    We have to balance the universe somehow. Men have been too damned lazy to do it thus far..... here we are cleaning up the mess again. Tsk Tsk Tsk!
  • Jenny56dreams
    Jenny56dreams Posts: 147 Member
    That's just wrong......Not ALL women are like that..... :ohwell: :heart:
  • DonM46
    DonM46 Posts: 771 Member
    It's often misquoted.
    MONEY is not the root of evil; it's the LOVE of money.
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 583 Member
    we need proof now?
  • Helenatrandom
    Helenatrandom Posts: 1,166 Member
    :laugh:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    They'll also eat anything you tell them not to touch or eat. I told my friends Adam and Eve they could eat anything out of the garden they wanted, just leave alone my Apple tree.. I come back and that chicka was eating my granny smiths! They are crafting though, tried to blame it on a garden snake!
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    <~~~~~ :devil: is oh so evil
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    this goes double for us gingers.
  • ErrataCorrige
    ErrataCorrige Posts: 649 Member
    I have my own money, but I DO require twice as much time!
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    hang on let me just write this down.............



    Girl = time x money ...................................................
  • ScotsLenny
    ScotsLenny Posts: 139 Member
    will get to you on that one,,,but I think you have a valid point....lol
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Might be funny if you could spell "women"...
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
    think you got it the wrong way round check the spelling EVIL = LIVE :-)

    You need a LIVE one !!!
  • lisaidem
    lisaidem Posts: 194 Member
    Well I can't help but notice that your math is off. Girls = Time + Money, not Time x Money. Your argument is now invalid. If only you had done the math correctly...
    :bigsmile:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    hang on let me just write this down.............



    Girl = time x money ...................................................

    They left out the full formula!

    Girl = (time + y) + (money + y) - (age + want of kids and family)
    y=never enough.
  • Hoppymom
    Hoppymom Posts: 1,158 Member
    :bigsmile: Have ya checked the price of the guns in your gun case, pick-up, the motorcycle in the driveway, the boat, the RV, the fishing gear, the bikes, balls, bats, golf clubs............$$$$$$$................you own? Please sell your silliness somewhere else. I'm married and have two sons and two daughters. Trust me when I say it's pretty much a toss-up cost wise. Nice try though.:flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    Well I can't help but notice that your math is off. Girls = Time + Money, not Time x Money. Your argument is now invalid. If only you had done the math correctly...
    :bigsmile:

    I also noticed this
  • EDesq
    EDesq Posts: 1,527 Member
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    LMAO! Yea, hanging wit the Boys means you spend NO Time or Money...That's why Bachelors are SO: Rich, Healthier, Live Longer, Make more Money, are Happier with their Lives, Advance in their Careers..Than Married Men. Oh yea, This is SARCASM.

    I wish ALL Men were Gay: Then WOMEN would be: HAPPY, Loved and Accepted for Themselves, Slim and Healthy, Have bright, Happy, Well Rounded Children. OH yea, THIS IS THE TRUTH!
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    Well I can't help but notice that your math is off. Girls = Time + Money, not Time x Money. Your argument is now invalid. If only you had done the math correctly...
    :bigsmile:

    I didn't write this equation, seen it on another forum.
    This is not my personal believe, I believe it can apply to both genders. This is a fun and games forum people, where is your sense of humor?
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Proof_that_Girls_are_Evil.jpg


    LMAO! Yea, hanging wit the Boys means you spend NO Time or Money...That's why Bachelors are SO: Rich, Healthier, Live Longer, Make more Money, are Happier with their Lives, Advance in their Careers..Than Married Men. Oh yea, This is SARCASM.

    I wish ALL Men were Gay: Then WOMEN would be: HAPPY, Loved and Accepted for Themselves, Slim and Healthy, Have bright, Happy, Well Rounded Children. OH yea, THIS IS THE TRUTH!

    Umm... Bachelors on average have more money (less bills), they do live longer, they usually put more hours in at work and are workaholics so they make more money, they do what they want and sleep around, and again willing to work longer hours for the job instead of a family life...... I guess I am missing your point?

    You just took all the stereotypes OF BACHELORS and tried to use it against them?

    The OP was obviously joking.

    Welcome to the chit-chat, FUN <--KEY WORD, and games part of the forum.
  • Unwrapping_Candy
    Unwrapping_Candy Posts: 487 Member
    I am going to be the annoying, scientific one. One cannot prove that "girls" are the "root of evil" using this method because this method consists of several unproven assumptions: 1. that "girls" require "time" and "money, 2. that "time" equates to "money", 3. that money is the root of evil, 4. that "girls" are "women". The assumptions are assumed true in this method in order to achieve the desired result.

    Now, just to be silly, I'll make the same assumptions this method uses and instead of "girls" I will use "life". By the end of the system I am left with "life = evil". However, I am just being silly. After all, I didn't define "evil" nor did I prove the other assumptions made and therefore have really ended up with a pretty pointless post.

    I'll provide another equation for your amusement:

    Candace(MFP Forum + Pointless Post) = Annoyance

    have a fab day :D
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    Proof_that_Girls_are_Evil.jpg


    LMAO! Yea, hanging wit the Boys means you spend NO Time or Money...That's why Bachelors are SO: Rich, Healthier, Live Longer, Make more Money, are Happier with their Lives, Advance in their Careers..Than Married Men. Oh yea, This is SARCASM.

    I wish ALL Men were Gay: Then WOMEN would be: HAPPY, Loved and Accepted for Themselves, Slim and Healthy, Have bright, Happy, Well Rounded Children. OH yea, THIS IS THE TRUTH!

    You tell em!
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    :smile: Maybe I can further debunk this theory by pointing out that the scripture quote does not say "money is the cause of all evil". It is the LOVE of money.
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