If the poster above were a door-to-door salesman, what would they sell?

Accordion lessons

Bob Dylan concert tickets

Coffee grounds

Matchbook collection Elvis edition

Used cars.

Organic vegetables

Personalized romance stories starring you and the next door neighbour. No, not the hot, tanned one with the Australian accent who mows the lawn shirtless on Saturday afternoons but the one on the other side who gets his newspaper in his bathroom that doesn’t tie properly across his beer belly.

Signed copies of his new vegan bbq cookbook

$200 color analysis session to find what "season" you are.

True story..........................I was a door to door salesman for 12 years in the 80's-90's selling Kirby vacuum cleaners.

Fuller Brushes for above poster

A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
IDEA Fitness member
Kickboxing Certified Instructor
Been in fitness for 40 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

Weight loss pills. You take one every morning for 7 days and you can go from a size 14 to 6. No exercise or diet change!! 🤯

Toques in Alaska

Magic potatoes - the create roots that grow miles down into the earth