We broke up because...
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We just did..... It broke me0
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Her broken heart from the last relationship could not be healed
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Our BFF necklaces could never be joined again because we live too far apart and neither of us likes to drive.0
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She drove me crazy with her whining about distance0
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Hoax.. says it all really 🤷🏻♀️🥹0
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She talked WAY too much0
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She didn't like that I was on the phone all day. It's my job! 🥲0
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She worked too much0
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They where always playing practical jokes.0
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He didn't think I was funny0
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"Hiking" trips always resulted in oops I got lost and ended up at my exs0
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Kept stealing all my protein powder.0
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His idea of taking me out to dinner was a hike and sharing a thermos of Huel, a pea powder drink.0
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There was always a strange powder under her nose.0
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Thought that chopping trees was a great date night0
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I didn’t provide enough protein 🥴0
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Found out she eats caterpillars0
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Their legs were just too fuzzy0
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Very hazy...daily. hazy on everything...what do you want!?0
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Serious weed problem0
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Didn't like my philosophy of native plants instead of a traditional lawn..0
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The native plants in Louisiana were too much for a native plant bed.0
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My mom thought you were the problem0
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My mom likes her more than she likes me..they always make plans to go hang out together and leave me out.0
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Never hangs up her clothes0
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Plays to many jokes.0
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Always forgets to give me an O0
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🎵 Stood on the cliffside
Screaming “give me a reason” 🎵
And they pushed me off of it 😑1 -
she smacked me with her flip-flop after she caught me wearing them to walk to the mailbox. BUT, that's not why i broke up with her. I mean think about it.. i could wear her flip-flops. She's got man feet!!!0
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