We broke up because...

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  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    Didn't have enough tattoos!
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    It was hard to get work with “property of AdahPotatah2024” across my forehead
  • MtnRunng
    MtnRunng Posts: 452 Member
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    I was hurt all the time
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    He had an issue with me wrapping him in bubble wrap to keep him safe.
  • MtnRunng
    MtnRunng Posts: 452 Member
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    She wouldn’t cut air holes in the bubble wrap
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    For some reason, he came home injured every planned date night. Coincidence? 🤔
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    She kept spiky plants and cacti all around her front porch.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    He kept meowing at me and calling me Cat 🤨
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,421 Member
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    She misgendered her exes and I wasn’t cool with that
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,845 Member
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    She was too woke for me.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
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    She wasn't woke enough....In fact...she slept 20 hrs a day
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    He replaced my coffee with decaf!
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    We just did..... It broke me
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 170 Member
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    Her broken heart from the last relationship could not be healed
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
    edited April 6
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    Our BFF necklaces could never be joined again because we live too far apart and neither of us likes to drive.
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 170 Member
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    She drove me crazy with her whining about distance
  • Hangrycatapilar
    Hangrycatapilar Posts: 56 Member
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    Hoax.. says it all really 🤷🏻‍♀️🥹
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 170 Member
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    She talked WAY too much
  • AdahPotatah2024
    AdahPotatah2024 Posts: 1,013 Member
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    She didn't like that I was on the phone all day. It's my job! 🥲
  • Hoax89
    Hoax89 Posts: 170 Member
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    She worked too much

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