What's your favorite movie quote?

King_Bee
King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
I am sitting here thinking about my favorite movie, Almost Famous, and how many great lines in the film that I love and was wondering what other people consider their favorite lines in a movie.

I have many favorite lines, but I really enjoy this conversation in the movie. William is a 15 year old writer that is travelling with an up and coming band. Here he is getting advice from writer Lester Bangs after coming to the end of the tour. Here's the quote from IMDB:

Lester Bangs: Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.
William Miller: Well, it was fun.
Lester Bangs: They make you feel cool. And hey. I met you. You are not cool.
William Miller: I know. Even when I thought I was, I knew I wasn't.
Lester Bangs: That's because we're uncool. And while women will always be a problem for us, most of the great art in the world is about that very same problem. Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.
William Miller: I can really see that now.
Lester Bangs: Yeah, great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love... and let's face it, you got a big head start.
William Miller: I'm glad you were home.
Lester Bangs: I'm always home. I'm uncool.
William Miller: Me too!
Lester Bangs: The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool.
William Miller: I feel better.
Lester Bangs: My advice to you. I know you think those guys are your friends. You wanna be a true friend to them? Be honest, and unmerciful.
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    russelljclarke Posts: 836 Member
    "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
  • mei1005
    mei1005 Posts: 15 Member
    "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." Single, greatest movie line EVER!
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die. "
  • "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." Single, greatest movie line EVER!

    Yep...that's the one!
  • " Mock- ING, Bird-ING!" DUMB AND DUMBER! LOL
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Out Cold:
    "Pig pen if I want advice on a good planet of the apes film or maybe how to clean the resin out of my bong I'll ask you. But I'm not going to take romantic advice from somebody who can't spell romantic or advice........or bong!"

    BioDome:

    "Remember the great fire of 89 when a chipmunk ingested some fertilizer then fell into a can of kerosene instantly turning it into a flying little fluffy littel molotov cocktail setting ablaze leveling the neigborhood west of Newtons hardware store?"
  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Oh oh oh... can I change my mind? "You're going to need a bigger boat."
  • King_Bee
    King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
    " Mock- ING, Bird-ING!" DUMB AND DUMBER! LOL


    !!! lol that was great!
  • Jerry you are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you Rodd Tidwell Jerry McGuire
  • King_Bee
    King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
    Out Cold:
    "Pig pen if I want advice on a good planet of the apes film or maybe how to clean the resin out of my bong I'll ask you. But I'm not going to take romantic advice from somebody who can't spell romantic or advice........or bong!"

    BioDome:

    "Remember the great fire of 89 when a chipmunk ingested some fertilizer then fell into a can of kerosene instantly turning it into a flying little fluffy littel molotov cocktail setting ablaze leveling the neigborhood west of Newtons hardware store?"

    I always forget about Out Cold! You can't forget about the prank with the spinning car! As I read the BioDome quote I could clearly visualize Stephen Baldwin delivering that line! (I think it was him, if not I need to re-watch it)
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    "Well, you know what they say. If you can't say anything nice about someone, come sit next to me." - Clairee, Steel Magnolias
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    Yippee-ki-yay, motherf___er.
  • cramernh
    cramernh Posts: 3,335 Member
    "Life moves pretty fast: if you dont stop and look around once in a while... you could miss it"
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    You had me at "hello."

    I'll have what she's having.
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    Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It is a very mean and nasty place and it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't how hard you hit; it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done. Now, if you know what you're worth, then go out and get what you're worth. But you gotta be willing to take the hit, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you are because of him, or her, or anybody. Cowards do that and that ain't you. You're better than that!
  • thamre
    thamre Posts: 629 Member
    "What we have here is a failure to communicate."
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    [as Wayne Manor is burning down]
    Bruce Wayne: What have I done, Alfred? Everything my family... my father built...
    Alfred Pennyworth: The Wayne legacy is more than bricks and mortar, sir.
    Bruce Wayne: I wanted to save Gotham, I failed
    Alfred Pennyworth: Why do we fall sir? So we might learn to pick ourselves up
    Bruce Wayne: You still haven't given up on me?
    Alfred Pennyworth: Never
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    "Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little deer lips down to the cool clear water... BAM! A ****in bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces! Now I ask ya. Would you give a **** what kind of pants the son of a ***** who shot you was wearing"?
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?
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    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    The royal penis is clean, your Highness!
  • King_Bee
    King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
    "Life moves pretty fast: if you dont stop and look around once in a while... you could miss it"


    Save Ferris!
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, hes got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
  • " Mock- ING, Bird-ING!" DUMB AND DUMBER! LOL


    !!! lol that was great!

    Love that movie! Always a classic in my book!
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
    My absolute favorite scene I think in a movie is from PS I Love You

    Denise: [admiring ted as he walks by] Oh, he's delicious isn't he?! I'd serve coffee on that @$$!
    John: Do you have to be so vulgar about men? Like they're pieces of meat?
    Denise: I'm sorry John. I forgot you're sensitive about your flat @ss.
    John: You know Denise, that's why you're not married. Women act like men and then they complain men don't want them.
    Denise: Oh, is that why? 'Cause I thought it was cause I deserved the best and he's out there. He's just with all the wrong women. And let me be clear; after CENTURIES of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my @ss instead of shaking my hand, I now have the *DIVINE* right to stare at a man's BACKSIDE with vulgar, cheap appreciation if I want to!
    Sharon: Well Said!
    Denise: Yea, well, I thought so

    "Nobody puts Baby in the corner." Single, greatest movie line EVER!
    "Well, you know what they say. If you can't say anything nice about someone, come sit next to me." - Clairee, Steel Magnolias

    LOVE both of these...and they make me realize that some of my FAVORITE movies came out when I was a baby or a lil girl! :laugh:

    Some of my faves:

    "50 years from now, when you're looking back on your life, don't you want to say you had the guts to get in the car?"
    ~Transformers

    "A heart can be broken but it keeps beatin just the same"
    "TOWANDA"
    ~Fried Green Tomatoes

    "Its's not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you get hit and can keep going"
    ~Rocky Balboa

    And various lines from the Twilight movies...too many actually...don't judge me :blushing:
  • TromaRon
    TromaRon Posts: 228 Member
    "Everyone has the right to make an *kitten* out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much."

    -Harold and Maude
  • angryguy77
    angryguy77 Posts: 836 Member
    Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
    Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
    Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
    Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
    Mongol General: That is good! That is good.


    Strange Brew also has a ton of quotes that are pure gold
  • King_Bee
    King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
    And various lines from the Twilight movies...too many actually...don't judge me :blushing:

    :laugh:
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    Latin Exchange between Johnny Ringo and Doc Holiday in Tombstone (Best western ever)

    Doc : In vino veritas.
    Ringo : Age quod agis.
    Doc : Credat Judaeus Apella, non ego.
    Ringo : Iuventus stultorum magister.
    Doc : In pace requiescat!
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    "Do the chickens have large talons?" <-- and pretty much any other line from Napoleon Dynamite
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    "Shes only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts"

    "Does barry manlow know you raid his wardrobe?"
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