What's your favorite movie quote?
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Morpheus: What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me.
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Morpheus: Welcome to the real world.
Tank: So what do you need? Besides a miracle.
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.
Trinity: Neo... nobody has ever done this before.
Neo: That's why it's going to work.0 -
Pretty much every line from Anchorman...
"It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice."
"I'm gonna punch you in the overies. Straight shot, right to the babymaker."
"Don't act like you're not impressed."0 -
" F--- this hurts so much" "Yeah, but that is life. It's real and sometimes it f---ing hurts, but it's life and it's kind of all we got" --Garden State"0
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Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f*cked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f*cks in the *ss on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullsh*t I got two words for that: learn to f*ckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f*ckin' surprise.0
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Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite? :glasses:0
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When life gives you lemons just say "*kitten* the lemons!" and bail - Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Is butter a carb? - Mean Girls
It's the f*cking Catalina Wine Mixer! - Stepbrother
sorry can't post just one! haha0 -
Mr. Pink: I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's f*cked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f*cks in the *ss on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullsh*t I got two words for that: learn to f*ckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big f*ckin' surprise.
Awesome! We posted at the same time! :drinker:0 -
"I'm gonna fill a sock with bars of soap and beat the *kitten* outta you with it" -Dale- stepbrothers
"If you're not first you're last" -Ricky Bobby- Talladegha Nights
Trish: "Do you have protection"
Andy: "I don't believe in guns" 40 Year Old Virgin0 -
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
^^ Yes for "Princess Bride"!
Ancestor: "Well, we can't ALL be acupuncturists!" -- 'Mulan'
Yzma: "Pull the lever, Kronk!" -- 'The Emperor's New Groove' (and so many more good quotes from there!)
Benny: "Hey O'Connell! It looks to me like I've got all the horses!"
O'Connell: "Hey Benny! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the RIVER!"
Benny: "Heh...@$(&!!" -- 'The Mummy'0 -
I can't forget my favorite funny ones:
"I'm all jacked on Mountain Dew old man" --Ricky Bobby
"Did we just become best friends? Yup. Wanna go do karate in the garage? Yup." --Step Brothers
"Everyone just calm the f--- down. Now who here just saw some titties?" --Garden State0 -
Bubba..." you ever been on a shrimp boat?"
Forrest... "No, but I've been on a really big boat"
I love Forrest Gump0 -
Bubba..." you ever been on a shrimp boat?"
Forrest... "No, but I've been on a really big boat"
I love Forrest Gump
Yeah, there are a bunch of great quotes from that movie.0 -
Johnny Tyler: Is something on your mind?
Wyatt Earp: Just want to let you know you're sittin' in my chair.
Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact?
Wyatt Earp: Yeah, it's a fact.
Johnny Tyler: Well, for a man who don't go heeled you run your mouth kind of reckless, don't you?
Wyatt Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.
Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact?
Wyatt Earp: Mm-hmm. That's a fact.
[Johnny Tyler stands up.]
Johnny Tyler: Well, I'm real scared.
Wyatt Earp: Damn right, you're scared. I can see that in your eyes.
[Wyatt walks up to Johnny as Johnny reaches for his gun.]
Johnny Tyler: All right now.
Wyatt Earp: Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.
Johnny Tyler: Listen, mister, I-I'm gettin' awful tired of your--
[Wyatt slaps Johnny hard in the face.]
Wyatt Earp: I'm gettin' awful tired of your gas. Now jerk that pistol and go to work.
[Johnny doesn't do anything and Wyatt slaps him in the face again.]
Wyatt Earp: I said throw down, boy.
[Wyatt slaps Johnny harder and when Johnny turns to look at Wyatt his mouth is bleeding.]
Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
[Johnny still doesn't do anything.]
Wyatt Earp: No? I didn't think so.0 -
Dave: Oh, man, it's totally serendipitous. Well, I got off work early, and you know my buddy Derrick? Well he was like, "I've got this acid, but I can't do it." And I was all like, "Well, I'll do it." So I did it. And by the time I got on my banana board, man, I was... I was tripping balls pretty hard, man. So I decided to get on my bench grinder, and a piece of metal flew up and hit me right in the eye. It was pretty awesome. And that brings us to now.
Rod Kimble: Yeah, well, just try and relax.
Dave: Can do, man. Can do. I'm gonna be honest with you, Rod. You look like a giant eagle with fire all around you, and you've got a mountain for a face.
Rod Kimble: I'm guessing that's the drugs, Dave.
And any other Hot Rod quote I may think of and come back to post.0 -
Dionne: "Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May but thy eternal summer shall not fade. Phat! Did you write that?"
Cher: "Duh, it's like a famous quote"
Dionne: "From where?"
Cher: "Cliff's Notes."0 -
"Surrender pronto, or we'll level Toronto."
- Canadian Bacon0 -
Pretty much every line from Anchorman...
"It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice."
"I'm gonna punch you in the overies. Straight shot, right to the babymaker."
"Don't act like you're not impressed."
bahahaha I've totally told a girl I was going to punch her in the ovaries :laugh:0 -
"Victims, aren't we all?"0
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Johnny Tyler: Is something on your mind?
Wyatt Earp: Just want to let you know you're sittin' in my chair.
Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact?
Wyatt Earp: Yeah, it's a fact.
Johnny Tyler: Well, for a man who don't go heeled you run your mouth kind of reckless, don't you?
Wyatt Earp: No need to go heeled to get the bulge on a tub like you.
Johnny Tyler: Is that a fact?
Wyatt Earp: Mm-hmm. That's a fact.
[Johnny Tyler stands up.]
Johnny Tyler: Well, I'm real scared.
Wyatt Earp: Damn right, you're scared. I can see that in your eyes.
[Wyatt walks up to Johnny as Johnny reaches for his gun.]
Johnny Tyler: All right now.
Wyatt Earp: Go ahead. Go ahead, skin it. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens.
Johnny Tyler: Listen, mister, I-I'm gettin' awful tired of your--
[Wyatt slaps Johnny hard in the face.]
Wyatt Earp: I'm gettin' awful tired of your gas. Now jerk that pistol and go to work.
[Johnny doesn't do anything and Wyatt slaps him in the face again.]
Wyatt Earp: I said throw down, boy.
[Wyatt slaps Johnny harder and when Johnny turns to look at Wyatt his mouth is bleeding.]
Wyatt Earp: You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?
[Johnny still doesn't do anything.]
Wyatt Earp: No? I didn't think so.
I know exactly what scene you're referring to...love it0 -
English Mother******, do you speak it?!Pretty much every line from Anchorman...
"It's so damn hot. Milk was a bad choice."
"I'm gonna punch you in the overies. Straight shot, right to the babymaker."
"Don't act like you're not impressed."
HUUUUGE Anchorman fan here!
I love lamp... I LOVE LAMP!
Where'd you get your clothes... at the toilet store?0 -
from They Live: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick *kitten*... and I'm all out of bubblegum."0
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"Oh, I'm sorry - did I break your concentration?" - Pulp Fiction
"You people. If it doesn't come from a Charlton Heston movie, it's not worth knowing, is it?" - Dogma
"If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla." - Fight Club
"F*** Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart's polishing the brass on the Titanic. It's all going down, man!" - Fight Club0 -
"Victims, aren't we all?"
LOVE The Crow!!! yay!
"What's with today... today?"
"Empire Records, open till midnight.....
... MIDNIGHT!"
Warren: Who glued these quarters to the floor?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: Why the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.0 -
"Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?"0
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Now Rock, Are you sure that you're o-bee kay-bee? ~ The Boondock Saints0
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"I rule" - Lester Burnham in "American Beauty"
And for a longer one:
"She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was looking for me. But by the time I realized this, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away... So I've spent every day since then chasing Amy... So to speak." - Silent Bob in "Chasing Amy"0 -
"She wasn't looking for that guy anymore. She was looking for me. But by the time I realized this, it was too late, you know. She'd moved on, and all I had to show for it was some foolish pride, which then gave way to regret. She was the girl, I know that now. But I pushed her away... So I've spent every day since then chasing Amy... So to speak." - Silent Bob in "Chasing Amy"
Great one!
"Stop talking about love. Every *kitten* in the world says he loves somebody. It means nothing. It still doesn't mean anything. What you feel only matters to you. It's what you do to the people you say you love, that's what matters. It's the only thing that counts."
- The Last Kiss0 -
1. Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part.
2. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.0 -
F#@$ you pay me0
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can't resist adding some more
"It's just a party, Daddy"
"And hell is just a sauna"
- 10 Things I hate about You
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life. ...
- Clueless
Make me a bicycle, clown!! - Wedding Crashers0
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