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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Trying to box everyone that exited his local library.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Having 23 library books that were at least 2 years overdue
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited September 2023
    Replacing the ending of books from the library.
    his rewrites never have a happy ending
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,917 Member
    impersonating a LEO
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Dressing Dr Frank N Furter and doing the Time Warp in the middle of the highway rush hour traffic
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Holding a seance in a lumber yard in order to talk to dead trees
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Milking another person's cow
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Placing googly eyes on all the mannequins in Macy's 👀
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    wam60 wrote: »
    Placing googly eyes on all the mannequins in Macy's 👀

    How did you know it was me????? LOL


    Stealing from the bank... He took 3 box of pens
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Walking up behind people, tickling their bum, and whispering coochie coochie coo
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Practicing his karate chops on the store mannequins. Rest in pieces, Mannequin Mary
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    One time she drew her eyebrows on all helter skelter.

    She also committed many acts of fraud but nobody noticed due to the brow atrocity. It was the eyebrows that did her in.
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Stealing toilet paper from public toilets.
  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 3,624 Member
    Just being grinchy
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    "Jingling" all of the mall Santas
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    Crashing a few weddings finally got caught at the last one when he kissed the bride
  • wam60
    wam60 Posts: 2,230 Member
    Stealing her neighbors laundry from the line and replacing it with her own...
  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 3,624 Member
    Stealing the popcorn his neighbor left hanging on a tree for the birds.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Using a net to try and catch a neighborhood bird. She just wanted a pet robin.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Fraudulently calling into work.
  • Leo_King84
    Leo_King84 Posts: 246 Member
    Public intoxication inside a library.
  • Megan_smartiepants1970
    Megan_smartiepants1970 Posts: 43,222 Member
    Driving Drunk
  • lislisa123
    lislisa123 Posts: 946 Member
    Stealing doggies from the local pet store or humane society so her dog could have some furry play buddies.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    Using her hula hoop in the antique collectible shop. She. Could. Not. Stop!!
  • SuperSassySometimesSexySixty
    SuperSassySometimesSexySixty Posts: 46 Member
    Acting Silly at a funeral 😬
  • Corina1143
    Corina1143 Posts: 3,624 Member
    Bein' Sassy, or course!

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