I'm so effing fabulous, tell me why YOU are....

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    One word: Boobies.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Because....

    I is SMAWT
    I is KIND
    I is IMPORTANT

    :bigsmile:

    Loved that movie.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Because I can go down hills really, REALLY fast .... and I can leave skid marks (of the tire variety) on marble floors. :tongue:

    I can leave skid marks too... but it's a bit more disgusting doing it.
  • iAMaPhoenix
    iAMaPhoenix Posts: 1,038 Member
    One word: Boobies.

    Win and Win...
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
    Because I can go down hills really, REALLY fast .... and I can leave skid marks (of the tire variety) on marble floors. :tongue:

    I can leave skid marks too... but it's a bit more disgusting doing it.

    that is so freaking hilarious..... in one word..... awesome.. :laugh:
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
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  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    I work hard and I work smart.
    I'm a good son, brother, husband and father.
    I've made my share of mistakes, but have tried to learn from them.
    I cook, do laundry, and housework because my wife is my partner not my maid.
    I am diligent and punctual.
    I know that I'm not perfect, just fabulous.
    and
    I've never set foot in a Starbucks!
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    <<<
    Need I say anything else?
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    I'm super sweet
    I'm a good cook
    I'm a fun mom
    I'm a good mom
    those I love, I love with everything
    I always try to make people smile or laugh
    Total goofball
    Depsite all these good qualities my best is the fact I always want to be better
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    Because I'm one impressive motherf*cker, wouldn't you say?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Because I am a great d-bag. It's tolerable enough to qualify as being the funniest *kitten* I know. And nobody does it better than me.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I'm honestly not that great. I'm okay, I guess.
  • kenypooh
    kenypooh Posts: 9
    Jesus is my Lord and Savior.
    I'm healthy, my body fuctions perfectly.
    I have an amazing husband that loves me.
    I have really really good kids, they have never given me any problems.
    I have some really good friends
    I have a beautiful home.
    I live in a very nice family friendly community.
    I'm tall (5'10)
    I lose weight easy ( if I really put the effort in)
    I'm a good sister, and I have a wonderful sister.
    I was blessed with two wonderful loving parents.
    I love, and I am loved
    Last put certainly not least I am grateful for all the wonderful blessings in my life :smile:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Because I can go down hills really, REALLY fast .... and I can leave skid marks (of the tire variety) on marble floors. :tongue:

    :laugh:

    You win! :drinker:
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    well then...how can i possibly follow a post about the amazing "Jesus"

    :devil: is my homeboy
  • canadianhood
    canadianhood Posts: 8
    I'm usually a bit more modest, but hey, it's nice to take a break from things you want to change about yourself, in order to appreciate the things that you wouldn't.

    -I have an awesome relationship with my family
    -I have a great group of friends
    -I never took a handout or used connections. Everything I have in my life I have earned through good times and bad.
    -I like to help, or to put a bit of joy and laughter in other peoples day
    -I can never drive by someone broken down on the side of the road. Many times I have been told "I have been here for (x amount of time) and you were the first person to stop"
    -I love my job
    -I'm the guy friends call if they've had a bad day
    -I have been the best-man at 5 weddings lol. Don't know if thats a good thing, but it means something to me that my friends hold me in that regard.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    I can do anything I put my mind to.
    I am a great wife and a great mother.
    I am an excellent friend.
    I have the ability to ignore the Bullsh!t most people spew.
    I love easily, laugh often and lie never.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    -My mom told me that I'm the only man in her life that has never yelled at her... not once.
    -I've never even been 1 day late on child support, even though my ex think i'm the worse person in the world.
    -I served 1 year in Iraq.
    -I'm a disabled vet, but I'm training to run a marathon next year and a triathlon the following year.
    -A major goal in my life is to leave a posetive impact on the american soldiers and thier way of life, my current job is one where I do that everyday. =-)

    YOU ARE AWESOME!!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    I smile A LOT!
    I laugh A TON!
    I can find a positive in most situations :bigsmile:
    I can reach stuff from the high shelf
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
    <---- duh.... its the cowboy hat.... geez.... anybody can see that....... :laugh:
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