Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

Having me take pictures of his feet for his online clientele.

Making googly eyes at the Bouncer

Having a dance off with Ray Gun

Stage diving during Bon Jovi’s living on prayer.

Coming back inside to flying dropkick me for throwing her out of the bar, but then instead buys me a Shirley Temple

Hungrycatapillar2025 wrote: »

Singing “jimmy cracked corn “ on karaoke 🎤

Well played ma’am, well played.

She was seen selling tickets to the restroom where a nerdy teenage boy is going to display a pair of ladies panties. (If you get the movie reference we are best friends)

Hungrycatapillar2025 wrote: »

Fight_Lift_Repeat wrote: »

Hungrycatapillar2025 wrote: »

Singing “jimmy cracked corn “ on karaoke 🎤

Well played ma’am, well played.

She was seen selling tickets to the restroom where a nerdy teenage boy is going to display a pair of ladies panties. (If you get the movie reference we are best friends)

Paying for a round at the bar.. with my takings 😜

You can have your girl panties back later 👍

American pie or it’s a guy thing? 😂

But I neeeed my girl panties back nooooow!

The movie reference was Sixteen Candles

She’s hiding in the corner of the club watching sixteen candles on her phone

Asking the DJ to play “every breath you take” by the Police and sending it as a dedication to me

Watches me lip sync girl you know it’s true by milli vanilli

Shes wondering how he’s had more drinks then her but he’s still fine…then realizes he’s been drinking just coke, as he maniacally laughs…mwahahahahahaaaaaa

She’s getting kidnapped, but can’t stop dancing

She starts doing the robot out of sync with the music