9 things I hate about........
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the he** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their *kitten* to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Da** right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the he** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their *kitten*!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba$$?
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the he** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their *kitten* to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Da** right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the he** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their *kitten*!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba$$?
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the he** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their *kitten* to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Da** right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the he** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their *kitten*!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba$$?0 -
As Bill Engvall says, "...here's your sign".0
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This is how I feel today. You expressed my negative thoughts very well. thanks.0
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Oops.:explode: ..................................................................... some of us are STILL trying to achieve perfection:noway:
Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Choose your words for they become actions. Understand your actions for they become habits. Study your habits for they will become your character.0 -
Haha! You crack me up!0
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:laugh: OMG:laugh:0
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Real talk!:laugh: :flowerforyou:0
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They walk among us
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sounds like you need to let things roll off of your back. WE let things bother us, we have the choice to blame it on people and situations.0
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I didn't write these, they were emailed to me but some days I DO feel this way. Especially today because I am still upset about the $1300 bill for getting my car fixed.sounds like you need to let things roll off of your back. WE let things bother us, we have the choice to blame it on people and situations.
Didn't mean to offend any one! Gosh!
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She meant it as a joke folks.
Lighten up!!!
I think they were funny memaw. After reading some posts I could add a rather amusing #10 to that list.:bigsmile:0 -
It is a joke, folks! Soupy...I think I know what this thread needs...
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There. Now people will know it is a silly joke thread. :bigsmile:0 -
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Who could be mad when there's..............................
MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who could be mad when there's..............................
MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know, right?! :laugh:0 -
Totally funny post! I'm going to a party tonight and I think I'm gonna try #1 when I need to go to the bathroom, just for kicks.
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Totally funny post! I'm going to a party tonight and I think I'm gonna try #1 when I need to go to the bathroom, just for kicks.
My 3yo does it & no one seems to mind. :laugh:0 -
I loved that! Although, I have to admit I am guilty of number 6 :laugh: :blushing:0
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That was great Memaw!! Don't let one spoilsport ruin it for you!! I howled - yes, indeed, they do walk among us. :laugh:0
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I loved that! Although, I have to admit I am guilty of number 6 :laugh: :blushing:
Me, too. Did it today.0 -
I loved that! Although, I have to admit I am guilty of number 6 :laugh: :blushing:
Me, too. Did it today.
haha wow... I do that too! :blushing:0 -
I didn't write these, they were emailed to me but some days I DO feel this way. Especially today because I am still upset about the $1300 bill for getting my car fixed.sounds like you need to let things roll off of your back. WE let things bother us, we have the choice to blame it on people and situations.
Didn't mean to offend any one! Gosh!
I OFFERED!!! :happy: all I asked in return is the plane tickets to get there and back... and you buy the parts I willbring my tools and everything... but did you take me up on my offer... I EVEN volunteered to sleep in a tent in your back yard... that was more so I did not offend your neighbors while working on your car Naked... :devil: *shrug* but hey I TRIED!!!
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I OFFERED!!! :happy: all I asked in return is the plane tickets to get there and back... and you buy the parts I willbring my tools and everything... but did you take me up on my offer... I EVEN volunteered to sleep in a tent in your back yard... that was more so I did not offend your neighbors while working on your car Naked... :devil: *shrug* but hey I TRIED!!! :happy:
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I didn't write these, they were emailed to me but some days I DO feel this way. Especially today because I am still upset about the $1300 bill for getting my car fixed.sounds like you need to let things roll off of your back. WE let things bother us, we have the choice to blame it on people and situations.
Didn't mean to offend any one! Gosh!
I OFFERED!!! :happy: all I asked in return is the plane tickets to get there and back... and you buy the parts I willbring my tools and everything... but did you take me up on my offer... I EVEN volunteered to sleep in a tent in your back yard... that was more so I did not offend your neighbors while working on your car Naked... :devil: *shrug* but hey I TRIED!!! :happy:
It was probably the naked thing that scared her away!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
It was probably the naked thing that scared her away!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I was kidding....
I would have only been 1/2 naked... geeesh... :noway: 0 -
I didn't write these, they were emailed to me but some days I DO feel this way. Especially today because I am still upset about the $1300 bill for getting my car fixed.sounds like you need to let things roll off of your back. WE let things bother us, we have the choice to blame it on people and situations.
Didn't mean to offend any one! Gosh!
I OFFERED!!! :happy: all I asked in return is the plane tickets to get there and back... and you buy the parts I willbring my tools and everything... but did you take me up on my offer... I EVEN volunteered to sleep in a tent in your back yard... that was more so I did not offend your neighbors while working on your car Naked... :devil: *shrug* but hey I TRIED!!! :happy:
Wait --
In exchange for the price of a plane ticket, I can get my car repaired for free AND my neighbors run off?
Whoa, sounds like a deal I will need to remember for future reference!!!0 -
It was probably the naked thing that scared her away!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I was kidding....
I would have only been 1/2 naked... geeesh... :noway:
Well then I'm not coming...... I was going to secretly buy a ticket if she accepted your offer. But it wouldn't be worth it for only 1/2 the nakedness! :devil: 0 -
It was probably the naked thing that scared her away!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I was kidding....
I would have only been 1/2 naked... geeesh... :noway:
Well then I'm not coming...... I was going to secretly buy a ticket if she accepted your offer. But it wouldn't be worth it for only 1/2 the nakedness! :devil:
LOLOLOLOL
This is now the official
HOW MUCH IS THE PEEP SHOW WORTH? thread.
Remember, the price of plane tickets have dropped drastically! 0 -
Here's the peep show Lauryn!!!!! Come one come all!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: 0 -
Here's the peep show Lauryn!!!!! Come one come all!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Oh great now I have to wait until I get home tonight to see the little picture without the red X through it...
I figured I would at leats be worth a plane ticket... geeesh... wait there is a picture of me in my profile of me 1/2 nakked... MUH HA HA HAAAAA... uhhhh i need to go remove that!0
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