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memaw66
memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
9 Things I Hate About Everyone



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the he** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their *kitten* to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Da** right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the he** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their *kitten*!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba$$?
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  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
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    9 Things I Hate About Everyone



    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the he** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2 People who are willing to get off their *kitten* to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

    3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Da** right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the he** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their *kitten*!

    5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the dang floor.

    6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

    9When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumba$$?
  • singfree
    singfree Posts: 1,591 Member
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    As Bill Engvall says, "...here's your sign".
  • pipinana
    pipinana Posts: 2,356 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • iftcheiaf
    iftcheiaf Posts: 960 Member
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    This is how I feel today. You expressed my negative thoughts very well. thanks.
  • Lizjkp
    Lizjkp Posts: 278
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    Oops.:explode: ..................................................................... some of us are STILL trying to achieve perfection:noway:



    Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Choose your words for they become actions. Understand your actions for they become habits. Study your habits for they will become your character.
  • nickelplatedangel
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    Haha! You crack me up!
  • JenniferMann24
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    :laugh: OMG:laugh:
  • Nikki143
    Nikki143 Posts: 491 Member
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    Real talk!:laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • magichatter06
    magichatter06 Posts: 3,593 Member
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    They walk among us





    :laugh:
  • vanessadawn
    vanessadawn Posts: 249
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    sounds like you need to let things roll off of your back. WE let things bother us, we have the choice to blame it on people and situations.
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
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    sounds like you need to let things roll off of your back. WE let things bother us, we have the choice to blame it on people and situations.
    I didn't write these, they were emailed to me but some days I DO feel this way. Especially today because I am still upset about the $1300 bill for getting my car fixed.

    Didn't mean to offend any one! Gosh!:cry:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    She meant it as a joke folks.

    Lighten up!!!

    I think they were funny memaw. After reading some posts I could add a rather amusing #10 to that list.:bigsmile:
  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
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    It is a joke, folks! Soupy...I think I know what this thread needs...

    COWBELL.gif


    :laugh:

    There. Now people will know it is a silly joke thread. :bigsmile:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Who could be mad when there's..............................


    MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Who could be mad when there's..............................


    MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I know, right?! :laugh:
  • Etta
    Etta Posts: 75 Member
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    Totally funny post! I'm going to a party tonight and I think I'm gonna try #1 when I need to go to the bathroom, just for kicks.

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  • 3babybeans
    3babybeans Posts: 8,268 Member
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    Totally funny post! I'm going to a party tonight and I think I'm gonna try #1 when I need to go to the bathroom, just for kicks.

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    My 3yo does it & no one seems to mind. :laugh:
  • amycakes812
    amycakes812 Posts: 441
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    I loved that! Although, I have to admit I am guilty of number 6 :laugh: :blushing:
  • MTGirl
    MTGirl Posts: 1,490 Member
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    That was great Memaw!! Don't let one spoilsport ruin it for you!! I howled - yes, indeed, they do walk among us. :laugh:
  • yellow_pepper
    yellow_pepper Posts: 708 Member
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    I loved that! Although, I have to admit I am guilty of number 6 :laugh: :blushing:

    Me, too. Did it today.