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_beachgirl_
_beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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until I go to sleep, entertain me until then! Anything will do, a mfp catfight, a sexual innuendo thread, some nut butter jokes, or maybe a 3 question pm!
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  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
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    This could get juicy.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    Ooo 3 question PM?
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    What about why there is no tracking for sex in cardovascular workouts...hell not even for heavy petting
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    What about why there is no tracking for sex in cardovascular workouts...hell not even for heavy petting

    there has been many threads about that...use the search button! :tongue:

    besides I'd have to be having sex to want to know how to track it!
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    What about why there is no tracking for sex in cardovascular workouts...hell not even for heavy petting

    there has been many threads about that...use the search button! :tongue:

    besides I'd have to be having sex to want to know how to track it!

    But then that would lose the luster of counting sex. I think it needs to be there.
  • CSelf1
    CSelf1 Posts: 431 Member
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    Reported for NOT discussing fitness...this is NOT a site for anything other than FITNESS

    Unless, of course, when you say mfp you are actually referring to people's intake of MoFoPro...in that case, I've been a very good girl
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
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    I shall tell you a joke.

    Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."


    A blonde, a red-head, and an ostrich walk into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a *kitten*.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
    A stick.
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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    what's brown and rhymes with snoop?








    Dr. Dre.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    ok here are the answers to my 3 questions.....see if you can guess what the questions were by my answers!

    1. the guy had a winky about the size of my pinky finger
    2. date!
    3. go to the beach, go on one of those tours of celebrity houses, hit the bars and tease the guys
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
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    What about why there is no tracking for sex in cardovascular workouts...hell not even for heavy petting

    I dont think I want to know when all my pals are getting laid xD
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
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    What's brown and sticky?


    A stick.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    Reported for NOT discussing fitness...this is NOT a site for anything other than FITNESS

    Unless, of course, when you say mfp you are actually referring to people's intake of MoFoPro...in that case, I've been a very good girl

    sadly there has been no intake of MoFoPro in a while here, I may need volunteers!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    I shall tell you a joke.

    Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."


    A blonde, a red-head, and an ostrich walk into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a *kitten*.

    lmao @ your mother is a *kitten*! love it!
  • bonogul
    bonogul Posts: 96 Member
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    I shall tell you a joke.

    Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."


    A blonde, a red-head, and an ostrich walk into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a *kitten*.

    haha i like the first one :)
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
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    One can burn up to 200 calories in thirty minutes of vigorous sex. The average person burns 26calories in a one minute kiss,FACT!
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
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    One can burn up to 200 calories in thirty minutes of vigorous sex. The average person burns 26calories in a one minute kiss,FACT!


    I burn up to 400.

    Just sayin'


    :smokin:
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    Oh I forgot, we need to get this thread locked by 11:00 too....
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    One can burn up to 200 calories in thirty minutes of vigorous sex. The average person burns 26calories in a one minute kiss,FACT!


    I burn up to 400.

    Just sayin'


    :smokin:

    Prove it!
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
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    ok here are the answers to my 3 questions.....see if you can guess what the questions were by my answers!

    1. the guy had a winky about the size of my pinky finger
    2. date!
    3. go to the beach, go on one of those tours of celebrity houses, hit the bars and tease the guys

    1. Why did he kick you out for laughing?
    2. Your responce to the guy with the small pinky finger winky asking you out?
    3. What do you want to do tonight?

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