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_beachgirl_
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until I go to sleep, entertain me until then! Anything will do, a mfp catfight, a sexual innuendo thread, some nut butter jokes, or maybe a 3 question pm!
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This could get juicy.0
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Ooo 3 question PM?0
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What about why there is no tracking for sex in cardovascular workouts...hell not even for heavy petting0
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What about why there is no tracking for sex in cardovascular workouts...hell not even for heavy petting
there has been many threads about that...use the search button!
besides I'd have to be having sex to want to know how to track it!0 -
What about why there is no tracking for sex in cardovascular workouts...hell not even for heavy petting
there has been many threads about that...use the search button!
besides I'd have to be having sex to want to know how to track it!
But then that would lose the luster of counting sex. I think it needs to be there.0 -
Reported for NOT discussing fitness...this is NOT a site for anything other than FITNESS
Unless, of course, when you say mfp you are actually referring to people's intake of MoFoPro...in that case, I've been a very good girl0 -
I shall tell you a joke.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."
A blonde, a red-head, and an ostrich walk into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a *kitten*.0 -
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.0 -
what's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.0 -
ok here are the answers to my 3 questions.....see if you can guess what the questions were by my answers!
1. the guy had a winky about the size of my pinky finger
2. date!
3. go to the beach, go on one of those tours of celebrity houses, hit the bars and tease the guys0 -
What about why there is no tracking for sex in cardovascular workouts...hell not even for heavy petting
I dont think I want to know when all my pals are getting laid xD0 -
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.0 -
Reported for NOT discussing fitness...this is NOT a site for anything other than FITNESS
Unless, of course, when you say mfp you are actually referring to people's intake of MoFoPro...in that case, I've been a very good girl
sadly there has been no intake of MoFoPro in a while here, I may need volunteers!0 -
I shall tell you a joke.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."
A blonde, a red-head, and an ostrich walk into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a *kitten*.
lmao @ your mother is a *kitten*! love it!0 -
I shall tell you a joke.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."
A blonde, a red-head, and an ostrich walk into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother is a *kitten*.
haha i like the first one
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One can burn up to 200 calories in thirty minutes of vigorous sex. The average person burns 26calories in a one minute kiss,FACT!0
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One can burn up to 200 calories in thirty minutes of vigorous sex. The average person burns 26calories in a one minute kiss,FACT!
I burn up to 400.
Just sayin'
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Oh I forgot, we need to get this thread locked by 11:00 too....0
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One can burn up to 200 calories in thirty minutes of vigorous sex. The average person burns 26calories in a one minute kiss,FACT!
I burn up to 400.
Just sayin'
:smokin:
Prove it!0 -
ok here are the answers to my 3 questions.....see if you can guess what the questions were by my answers!
1. the guy had a winky about the size of my pinky finger
2. date!
3. go to the beach, go on one of those tours of celebrity houses, hit the bars and tease the guys
1. Why did he kick you out for laughing?
2. Your responce to the guy with the small pinky finger winky asking you out?
3. What do you want to do tonight?0 -
ok here are the answers to my 3 questions.....see if you can guess what the questions were by my answers!
1. the guy had a winky about the size of my pinky finger
2. date!
3. go to the beach, go on one of those tours of celebrity houses, hit the bars and tease the guys
1. Why did he kick you out for laughing?
2. Your responce to the guy with the small pinky finger winky asking you out?
3. What do you want to do tonight?
Pretty close!
1. worst sexual experience
2. what I want to do when I reach my goal that I can't do now
3. what I want to do if I hung out with the person who asked me the 3 questions!0 -
One can burn up to 200 calories in thirty minutes of vigorous sex. The average person burns 26calories in a one minute kiss,FACT!
I burn up to 400.
Just sayin'
:smokin:
Umm. . . Well someone's confident. Thinkbyou burn anymore cals if it's like 120 degrees? More sweat that's for sure!0 -
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.0 -
Here's my question to hopefully get this thread locked.....
guys....would you have a threesome with a woman and a MAN as long as your swords don't cross?0 -
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
Lolololol0 -
Here's my question to hopefully get this thread locked.....
guys....would you have a threesome with a woman and a MAN as long as your swords don't cross?
Who r they lol0 -
Here's my question to hopefully get this thread locked.....
guys....would you have a threesome with a woman and a MAN as long as your swords don't cross?
Who r they lol
When I watched Broke Back Mountain all i could think was that a Jake Gyllenhall and Heath Ledger sammich sounded real good!0 -
You're runnin out of time0
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You're runnin out of time
Mods are slackin! Haha!
I just didn't want the thread to continue after I went to bed!0 -
I haVe two friends we share a girl. Not always separate occasions.0
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