We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She started bringing all kinds of weird cheeses into the house. Gorgonzola wasn't so bad, but when she came home with Limburger, I knew that it was over!
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I'm totally lactose intolerant and so she really didn't appreciate my cheese and ice cream obsession! 😂
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No explanation necessary… 😑
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We never talked about anything
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He disappeared for days at a time
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(See what I mean?)
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She bought me a cross country train ticket for my birthday, and then broke up with me and used the excuse that I'd disappear for days at a time!
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She insisted on using trains, planes, and automobiles when commuting to work daily. The commute was only 3 miles 🫤
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Point taken!!
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He only worked 3 miles away, but it took him 2 hours to return home every night.
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She didn't like it that my boss asked me to walk him home every night just so that he could drive me home in his 1965 convertible that he was afraid would get stolen if he drove it to work…🤷♀️
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She made up wild stories to avoid time with me
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I asked for quality time, and he gave me sci-fi fan fiction!
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She wanted to spend "quality time" with other people
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She said she wanted to spend less quantity time and less quality time with me.🥲
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Turns out I was dating the main character, of a soap opera!
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They tempted me with cupcakes daily.
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Kept calling me "cupcake". Figured out it was because she forgot my name!
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