Head-Tilting Surnames

picinina
picinina Posts: 76
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
I've heard some pretty unfortunate surnames over the years... but this particular one takes the cake (because it's real):

SICKERD*CK! :embarassed:
Mr. Craig Sickerd*ck!

(no offense if this is your surname, I can only imagine the crap jokes you've received your entire life. Poor Bugger)


TELL ME MORE
I'd love to hear the crazy surnames you've heard over the years. Roll 'em on in!
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  • Shizzman
    Shizzman Posts: 527 Member
    Seaman...not so bad, but her first name was Anita....
  • LittleFootHafner
    LittleFootHafner Posts: 302
    Dover isn't horrible, until you name your kid Ben...
  • LittleFootHafner
    LittleFootHafner Posts: 302
    Phil McCracken
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    First names withheld to protect the innocent (or I just forgot)

    Mr. Mahboob
    Mrs. Tushie
  • Mustangsally1000
    Mustangsally1000 Posts: 854 Member
    I had a customer once..last name Saurbutts. Really!
  • aclark6818
    aclark6818 Posts: 209 Member
    Ima Pigg--This could be an urban myth
  • lawtechie
    lawtechie Posts: 708 Member
    Mahboob. He is a Dr. that showed up in one of our databases at work.
  • MrsVagus
    MrsVagus Posts: 82
    I used to work in a telephone call center where I called a "Dr. Death" once. Nice.
  • Kym1610
    Kym1610 Posts: 328 Member
    This isn't so much a surname as an awful full name I want to school with Wayne Kerr, and I knew some one with seaman as a surname
  • bmw4deb
    bmw4deb Posts: 1,324 Member
    When my brother got a divorce his wife's Attorney was
    william wihangu........Brother said im screwed lol
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
    Seriously, we have a Dr Achoo! lol
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    ****head (pronounced shi-theed)
  • blondie76
    blondie76 Posts: 552 Member
    Two no joke here, I worked in a collection agency:

    Ima Fryinpan

    B. Hisc*ck ( seen ID on this one)\
  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
    I have a customer who doesn't have a funny last name...but when paired with her middle initial I can't help but giggle when she comes in to cash checks.

    Jane F. Arters

    I changed her first name. Good to know I'm not the only one on this level of immaturity. :tongue:
  • lawtechie
    lawtechie Posts: 708 Member
    This isn't so much a surname as an awful full name I want to school with Wayne Kerr, ...

    Awww, how much was he teased in school? Roll call must have sucked.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    at the college I go to, the director of the engineering department is Dr. Doom.
  • XFitMojoMom
    XFitMojoMom Posts: 3,255 Member
    I worked with someone named D!ck Wife. No kidding.

    Then I had to visit a client who was named Bum Bum Hoa. Try calling the customer and asking for Bum Bum... Or Dr. Hoa. It wasn't possible with a straight face.
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
    I once knew a guy named Mike Hunt. Ewww...
  • doriefish1
    doriefish1 Posts: 10 Member
    One of my good friends in high school's last name was Peters and she had an aunt named Sharon Peters :)
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    Cobblecock lol
  • lilrahme
    lilrahme Posts: 39 Member
    It's not so much the spelling of it, but how people pronounce it, but i've worked with someone with a last name of "Reuter" I get a lot of 'Rooter" but is pronounce "Royta"

    Definately funner hearing people asking for her by full name and getting it wrong
  • looklikeaskeleton
    looklikeaskeleton Posts: 62
    well, my last name is Emo.
    a lot of people dont believe me when i tell them... buuut its true :) haha
  • kenyabloodstone
    kenyabloodstone Posts: 32
    I knew a kid in school whose last name was Dix which wasn't so bad except his parents names were Harry Dix and Sandy Dix and they named him Holden Dix
  • JizWiz
    JizWiz Posts: 57
    One of my best friends Mel "Butts"
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    I knew a kid in school whose last name was Dix which wasn't so bad except his parents names were Harry Dix and Sandy Dix and they named him Holden Dix

    :laugh: :laugh:

    We had a teacher in high school named Mrs D!ckhut. The chuckles were constant. And a college professor with the last name of Cox.

    I worked in a call center and we had a client named Batman. Now, mind you, this was in the financial industry, so there was red tape to setting up these accounts, so there had to have been some form of legal documentation showing this person's real name was Batman, unless their broker was shady, which wouldn't surprise me.
  • groomchick
    groomchick Posts: 610 Member
    My ex's sister went from being Jeanie Smith to Jeanie Jones! Yea right.... Like anyone's gonna believe her!
  • BobinNC66
    BobinNC66 Posts: 192 Member
    When I was in the Navy, years ago, there was a reservist that came aboard for his two weeks of training and his last name was "Stanes", ok doesn't sound so bad right? But considering his rank was a Seaman we could not help but call him over the intercom system several times a day... "Seaman Stanes, please come to the bridge", "Seaman Stanes, report to your quarters". Kind of lame now thinking about it but I remember laughing so hard I had tears at the time.
  • emmaleigh47
    emmaleigh47 Posts: 1,670 Member
    Dr Richard Head (neurosurgeon)... and yes he introduced himself as Dr. **** ...

    The worst last name I have ever seen was D!ckmaster :)
  • kiwipearls
    kiwipearls Posts: 43
    My mother had a boyfriend with the last name - Hiscock
  • elfie9863
    elfie9863 Posts: 337
    Stan Di**off - BWAHAHAHA....nice guy, sucky name.
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