Will I ever pee alone again?

TluvK
TluvK Posts: 733 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
My dog follows me everywhere, which wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have two kids that also follow me everywhere.

Sometimes, I just want to be alone in the bathroom, 'ya know?
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  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    "Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*

    *SLAM*

    *tickle*

    ....repeat as necessary.
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I have perfected running to the bathroom while kids are not looking. ONLY way I pee by myself.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    "Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*

    *SLAM*

    *tickle*

    ....repeat as necessary.
    Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?
  • MargieM
    MargieM Posts: 2,248 Member
    nope! even at 10 & 13 my kids bother me in the bathroom. The dog and cats like to join me too....
  • LaDiablesse
    LaDiablesse Posts: 862 Member
    "Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*

    *SLAM*

    *tickle*

    ....repeat as necessary.
    Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?

    I was just thinking the same thing!
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    "Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*

    *SLAM*

    *tickle*

    ....repeat as necessary.
    Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?
    :laugh:
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    "Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*

    *SLAM*

    *tickle*

    ....repeat as necessary.
    Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?

    I was just thinking the same thing!

    I think it was supposed to be "tinkle". Either way - fun!!
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    nope! even at 10 & 13 my kids bother me in the bathroom. The dog and cats like to join me too....

    Is it because we're so awesome?
  • Start peeing outside with the dog. See how she/he likes it.
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    "Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*

    *SLAM*

    *tickle*

    ....repeat as necessary.
    Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?

    I was just thinking the same thing!

    I think it was supposed to be "tinkle". Either way - fun!!

    Apparently I'm the only one that slaps and tickles in the potty;)
  • I feel ya.. my son tries to HELP me go potty... Don't worry folks I draw the line at wiping.... :sick:
  • My dogs whine and scratch at the bathroom door when I close it on them! It's like they think there's a magical time machine that's going to make me disappear forever if they aren't right there all the time
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Apparently I'm the only one that slaps and tickles in the potty;)
    I've done it at work before...
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    You mean to tell us that those puppy dog eyes and getting your hand licked while you're trying to do your thang irritates you? Weird.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Now I have a chance to use...flush.gif
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    Apparently I'm the only one that slaps and tickles in the potty;)
    I've done it at work before...

    Sometimes you've just gotta clear your head.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    I just go in the back yard anymore.
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    "Mommy needs to potty." *puts dog outside door*

    *SLAM*

    *tickle*

    ....repeat as necessary.
    Umm tickle WHAT in the bathroom?

    I was just thinking the same thing!

    I think it was supposed to be "tinkle". Either way - fun!!

    Apparently I'm the only one that slaps and tickles in the potty;)

    No! Not at all!
  • M77308
    M77308 Posts: 183
    haha.. I knew what this post was about before I even read it.

    2 dogs and a 20 month old daughter - nope, I doubt I'll ever pee by myself again. At least not for a very long time.

    Shutting the door just results in screaming, crying and barking and howling... I gave up a long time ago.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    no. never.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    I am sure you will someday, but by then, you will need someone to assist in the bathroom so.....
  • PattyCake123
    PattyCake123 Posts: 156 Member
    It's always nice to have a little peace and quiet in the bathroom...For a while I didn't have a door on my bathroom in my new apartment. Needless to say the dog would grab a chew toy and join me and the cat always wanted to try to be in my lap. Good luck !
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    I am sure you will someday, but by then, you will need someone to assist in the bathroom so.....

    That is awesome....and I'm really scared it's true.
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    I've been known to hold family meetings in there while taking care of business. A busy mom has to multitask!
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    yeah right...lol
  • Breckgirl
    Breckgirl Posts: 606 Member
    My cat jumps in my lap when I sit on the water closet. I decides to train him to use it himself so I can quit cleaning the cat box. That will teach him!
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    I've been known to hold family meetings in there while taking care of business. A busy mom has to multitask!

    Ha! Now that we're all here, Megan, we need to talk about your last math test scores. :laugh:
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    My cat jumps in my lap when I sit on the water closet. I decides to train him to use it himself so I can quit cleaning the cat box. That will teach him!

    Like in Meet the Fockers? Jinxy? That's amazing!
  • TluvK
    TluvK Posts: 733 Member
    My cat jumps in my lap when I sit on the water closet. I decides to train him to use it himself so I can quit cleaning the cat box. That will teach him!

    Like in Meet the Fockers? Jinxy? That's amazing!

    Does he flush?
  • Apparently I'm the only one that slaps and tickles in the potty;)
    I've done it at work before...

    Sometimes you've just gotta clear your head.

    I LiKE YOU :flowerforyou:
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