Edward Cullen's ashes - RIP

Shannon023
Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
edwardcullen.jpg

:sad:

Disclaimer: I've never read or seen anything from the Twilight series so you crazies don't come after me! :laugh:
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  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    do they sparkle in the sun too
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Reminds me of that joke...

    What did the leper say to the prostitute?

    ...

    Keep the tip.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Twilight.jpg
  • ScarletKuriboh
    ScarletKuriboh Posts: 24
    This thread just made my day!!! I think I cracked a rib..
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Look at my profile pic. I'm a vampire. I can get a boner. Don't make me prove you wrong.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic



    Look at my profile pic. I'm a vampire. I can get a boner. Don't make me prove you wrong.

    Do you sparkle? If you don't sparkle, you aren't real....
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Let me start by saying, I love you!

    demotivational-posters-simple-logic1.jpg
  • ScarletKuriboh
    ScarletKuriboh Posts: 24
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Look at my profile pic. I'm a vampire. I can get a boner. Don't make me prove you wrong.

    *walks off looking for count chocula*
  • thirtyandthriving
    thirtyandthriving Posts: 613 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Dear Logic,
    Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.

    Sincerely,
    Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    buffy-staked-edward.jpg
  • fatgirlslove
    fatgirlslove Posts: 614 Member
    LOL ...all I know is that he's hot
  • HopefulLeigh
    HopefulLeigh Posts: 363 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Dear Logic,
    Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.

    Sincerely,
    Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying

    Or "Angel Lust" ... it's pretty common in people who die sudden, violent deaths. Crazy, but true.

    Having said that, the ashes picture explains where craft herpes came from. Love it.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    totally made my day
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    hehe.

    Glitter: Herpes of the craft world.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    This is what I was going on and on about with my husband as I was reading the books (he is NOT a Twilight fan in the least...he's never read the books either) and he said, "REALLY... it's about Vampires and Werewolves. You think the writer is concerned with logic"?!!! :laugh: I said, "good point" and continued reading :wink:
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Dear Logic,
    Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.

    Sincerely,
    Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying

    Reminds me of a joke. Thanks to viagra there are now fewer closed casket viewings.
  • Shausil82
    Shausil82 Posts: 218 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic


    LOL!
  • Geordie_Girl
    Geordie_Girl Posts: 175 Member
    buffy-staked-edward.jpg

    Ah come on, Buffy shags vamps, FACT! LOL

    (the leper thing almost had me wetting my pants btw LMAO)
  • Mama_CAEI
    Mama_CAEI Posts: 235
    I was going to make the same comment...Angel didn't seem to have too much trouble keeping Buffy happy. In fact, he lost his soul because he had a "happy." (Love Joss Wheadon!)
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Dear Logic,
    Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.

    Sincerely,
    Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying

    Could be totally fake... but I thought I had heard something about rigor mortis going away - so I looked... from Chemistry of Muscle Fibers, By Anne Marie Helmenstine, Ph.D.

    "A few hours after a person or animal dies, the joints of the body stiffen and become locked in place. This stiffening is called rigor mortis. Depending on temperature and other conditions, rigor mortis lasts approximately 72 hours. The phenomenon is caused by the skeletal muscles partially contracting. The muscles are unable to relax, so the joints become fixed in place."

    Vampire lovers... you only have about 3 days to get your necrophilia on...

    :bigsmile:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member

    Ah come on, Buffy shags vamps, FACT! LOL

    (the leper thing almost had me wetting my pants btw LMAO)

    Buffy the Vampire LAYER and not Buffy the Vampire SLAYER :laugh:
  • JamieSK
    JamieSK Posts: 266 Member
    What's Twilight never saw it either?!!

    :laugh:
  • tam120
    tam120 Posts: 444 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic
    Perpetual erection, he just hides it well. :bigsmile: :drinker:
    Cause, you know, he's hard as stone, head to toe!
  • Mariposa187
    Mariposa187 Posts: 344 Member
    ah hahahahahah :) very entertaining!
  • TheGoktor
    TheGoktor Posts: 1,138 Member
    Bwaahhhaaaaaaa!

    You have to watch this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMssvXWWn5Q :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    (Also never even entertained the idea of Twilight)

    Oh, and just for McKay...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcON9ZmGDBc&feature=related

    (Luffs Voltaire!)
  • thirtyandthriving
    thirtyandthriving Posts: 613 Member
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Yes, I read that (sshhh- not the point ;) )

    Dear Logic,
    Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.

    Sincerely,
    Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying

    Could be totally fake... but I thought I had heard something about rigor mortis going away - so I looked... from Chemistry of Muscle Fibers, By Anne Marie Helmenstine, Ph.D.

    "A few hours after a person or animal dies, the joints of the body stiffen and become locked in place. This stiffening is called rigor mortis. Depending on temperature and other conditions, rigor mortis lasts approximately 72 hours. The phenomenon is caused by the skeletal muscles partially contracting. The muscles are unable to relax, so the joints become fixed in place."

    Vampire lovers... you only have about 3 days to get your necrophilia on...

    :bigsmile:
  • thirtyandthriving
    thirtyandthriving Posts: 613 Member

    Yes, I read that (sshhh- not the point ;) )
  • kristy76063
    kristy76063 Posts: 13
    I had to keep telling myself this book was written for teenagers as I pondered the same thing I even discussed it with my mom and we both just laughed...her choice was a guy who couldn't get it up or having puppies :huh:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I had to keep telling myself this book was written for teenagers as I pondered the same thing I even discussed it with my mom and we both just laughed...her choice was a guy who couldn't get it up or having puppies :huh:

    twilight2.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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