Edward Cullen's ashes - RIP

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Shannon023
Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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:sad:

Disclaimer: I've never read or seen anything from the Twilight series so you crazies don't come after me! :laugh:
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  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
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    do they sparkle in the sun too
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
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    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Reminds me of that joke...

    What did the leper say to the prostitute?

    ...

    Keep the tip.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    Twilight.jpg
  • ScarletKuriboh
    ScarletKuriboh Posts: 24
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    This thread just made my day!!! I think I cracked a rib..
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Look at my profile pic. I'm a vampire. I can get a boner. Don't make me prove you wrong.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic



    Look at my profile pic. I'm a vampire. I can get a boner. Don't make me prove you wrong.

    Do you sparkle? If you don't sparkle, you aren't real....
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Let me start by saying, I love you!

    demotivational-posters-simple-logic1.jpg
  • ScarletKuriboh
    ScarletKuriboh Posts: 24
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    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Look at my profile pic. I'm a vampire. I can get a boner. Don't make me prove you wrong.

    *walks off looking for count chocula*
  • thirtyandthriving
    thirtyandthriving Posts: 613 Member
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    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Dear Logic,
    Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.

    Sincerely,
    Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    buffy-staked-edward.jpg
  • fatgirlslove
    fatgirlslove Posts: 614 Member
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    LOL ...all I know is that he's hot
  • HopefulLeigh
    HopefulLeigh Posts: 363 Member
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    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Dear Logic,
    Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.

    Sincerely,
    Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying

    Or "Angel Lust" ... it's pretty common in people who die sudden, violent deaths. Crazy, but true.

    Having said that, the ashes picture explains where craft herpes came from. Love it.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    totally made my day
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
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    hehe.

    Glitter: Herpes of the craft world.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,648 Member
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    This is what I was going on and on about with my husband as I was reading the books (he is NOT a Twilight fan in the least...he's never read the books either) and he said, "REALLY... it's about Vampires and Werewolves. You think the writer is concerned with logic"?!!! :laugh: I said, "good point" and continued reading :wink:
    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic

    Dear Logic,
    Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.

    Sincerely,
    Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying

    Reminds me of a joke. Thanks to viagra there are now fewer closed casket viewings.
  • Shausil82
    Shausil82 Posts: 218 Member
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    Dear Twilight fans,


    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.


    Sincerely, Logic


    LOL!
  • Geordie_Girl
    Geordie_Girl Posts: 175 Member
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    buffy-staked-edward.jpg

    Ah come on, Buffy shags vamps, FACT! LOL

    (the leper thing almost had me wetting my pants btw LMAO)
  • Mama_CAEI
    Mama_CAEI Posts: 235
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    I was going to make the same comment...Angel didn't seem to have too much trouble keeping Buffy happy. In fact, he lost his soul because he had a "happy." (Love Joss Wheadon!)

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