Edward Cullen's ashes - RIP
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Dear Logic,
Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.
Sincerely,
Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying
Could be totally fake... but I thought I had heard something about rigor mortis going away - so I looked... from Chemistry of Muscle Fibers, By Anne Marie Helmenstine, Ph.D.
"A few hours after a person or animal dies, the joints of the body stiffen and become locked in place. This stiffening is called rigor mortis. Depending on temperature and other conditions, rigor mortis lasts approximately 72 hours. The phenomenon is caused by the skeletal muscles partially contracting. The muscles are unable to relax, so the joints become fixed in place."
Vampire lovers... you only have about 3 days to get your necrophilia on...
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Ah come on, Buffy shags vamps, FACT! LOL
(the leper thing almost had me wetting my pants btw LMAO)
Buffy the Vampire LAYER and not Buffy the Vampire SLAYER :laugh:0 -
What's Twilight never saw it either?!!
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Cause, you know, he's hard as stone, head to toe!0 -
ah hahahahahah very entertaining!0
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Bwaahhhaaaaaaa!
You have to watch this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMssvXWWn5Q :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(Also never even entertained the idea of Twilight)
Oh, and just for McKay...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcON9ZmGDBc&feature=related
(Luffs Voltaire!)0 -
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Yes, I read that (sshhh- not the point )
Dear Logic,
Obviously you've never heard of Rigor mortis.
Sincerely,
Never seen twilight or a vampire, just saying
Could be totally fake... but I thought I had heard something about rigor mortis going away - so I looked... from Chemistry of Muscle Fibers, By Anne Marie Helmenstine, Ph.D.
"A few hours after a person or animal dies, the joints of the body stiffen and become locked in place. This stiffening is called rigor mortis. Depending on temperature and other conditions, rigor mortis lasts approximately 72 hours. The phenomenon is caused by the skeletal muscles partially contracting. The muscles are unable to relax, so the joints become fixed in place."
Vampire lovers... you only have about 3 days to get your necrophilia on...
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Yes, I read that (sshhh- not the point )0 -
I had to keep telling myself this book was written for teenagers as I pondered the same thing I even discussed it with my mom and we both just laughed...her choice was a guy who couldn't get it up or having puppies :huh:0
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I had to keep telling myself this book was written for teenagers as I pondered the same thing I even discussed it with my mom and we both just laughed...her choice was a guy who couldn't get it up or having puppies :huh:
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LOL0 -
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
LLLOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEEEEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
I had to keep telling myself this book was written for teenagers as I pondered the same thing I even discussed it with my mom and we both just laughed...her choice was a guy who couldn't get it up or having puppies :huh:
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Love this!!!
..but I still kinda think it would be cool to have a BF/pet... :laugh: :laugh:0 -
I don't know why...but this thread has me like ROLLING with laughter0
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Long but totally funny
http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html0 -
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I have watched ALL the Twilight movies (two or three times apiece)... Loved them. Seriously. BUT
Dear Logic,
Hello!!! Talking about Vampires!!! You do know they aren't real?
Cheers
Twilight Fan...
BTW, dog boy is WAY sexier than bat boy.
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@ Littlemouse.
I'm with you.
I'm not bothered by the jokes. I think they are hilarious! but, I am a true Twitard at heart.0 -
pmsl, nicking this if you don't mind. brilliant0 -
Vampire lovers... you only have about 3 days to get your necrophilia on...
:bigsmile:
The problem, then, is that, traditionally, it takes three days for the reanimation from human to vampire to occur. So, you're screwed. Or not screwed, as the case may be.
But that's the beauty of the supernatural. Nothing is impossible once you let magic into the equation.0
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