Top 10 lies men/women tell

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  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156 Member
    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao

    Yeah, i've been a victim of the "I hate using condoms but I promise i'll pull out in time" line.

    This is part of the reason why I have an almost 18 yo daughter! Lmao! The other part? I believed him!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    This is part of the reason why I have an almost 18 yo daughter! Lmao! The other part? I believed him!
    So a quick scan means that another popular lie might be "pulling out is 99.9% effective"
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member

    "I love watching football with you all day Sunday."

    This one is totally true for me!! I love football!
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156 Member
    This is part of the reason why I have an almost 18 yo daughter! Lmao! The other part? I believed him!
    So a quick scan means that another popular lie might be "pulling out is 99.9% effective"
    Yes.
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    "Just the tip, I promise"

    Ding. Winnar
  • HoLLyZ82
    HoLLyZ82 Posts: 467 Member
    I thought the post was quite entertaining...i liked it ...i just dont do it :) so, simmer down tea-pot.
    I resent that. Just because I am short and stout...
    hahaha
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao

    Yeah, i've been a victim of the "I hate using condoms but I promise i'll pull out in time" line.

    Whew, I thought I was the only one who heard that line of crap! ha ha ha
  • twinsanity
    twinsanity Posts: 1,757 Member
    "I left my wallet at home."

    I'm saving my money for my date with the skinny blonde with DDs.

    HAHAHA!!!
  • mikey1976
    mikey1976 Posts: 1,005 Member
    "Just the tip, I promise"

    so you mean this is common to say?? Seriously????

    last time i heard those words it was right after she told me she had cheated. i promise not to hurt you what a load of bs out put out in the cold two month later before valentins day.i learned two lesson run and run faster lol
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao

    Yeah, i've been a victim of the "I hate using condoms but I promise i'll pull out in time" line.

    This is part of the reason why I have an almost 18 yo daughter! Lmao! The other part? I believed him!

    Same here Selena! Except mines 10 :bigsmile:
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    I saw this on Cosmo and thought it was funny. How true do you think this is for women? Men? Discuss.


    The Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women

    "I'm only going out for one pint."
    "I love you too."
    "I didn't get your message. Must be my phone acting up again."
    "No, I didn't check out the skinny blonde with DD's."
    "I don't have a girlfriend."
    "I was listening, I swear!"
    "You're different from any other girl I've dated."
    "I didn't think it would bother you."
    "I left my wallet at home."
    "It was just one time and it meant nothing."


    The Top 10 Lies Women Tell Men

    "We were just friends."
    "Yes, of course I love your mom."
    "No, I'm not mad at all!"
    "I don't think your best friend/brother is hot!"
    "I don't usually do this."
    "I love watching football with you all day Sunday."
    "I'm ready! [Said as he's on his way over and you're totally not ready.]"
    "Of course I'm over my ex."
    "Yeah, I know how to cook."
    "I'm fine."

    I would just tell the truth

    1) I'm about to get white girl drunk you may need to pick me up later
    2)If a woman says " I love you" say "I know"
    3)I didn't answer your text because you wouldnt like what I was gonna text back
    4)Not my flavor I prefer brunetts
    5) My girlfriend is bat *kitten* crazy
    6) What did you say I wasnt paying attention because this topis bores me
    7)You're nothing special
    8) I wanted to do it so I did
    9) I'm broke drink water
    10) I didnt think you'd find out
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156 Member
    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao

    Yeah, i've been a victim of the "I hate using condoms but I promise i'll pull out in time" line.

    This is part of the reason why I have an almost 18 yo daughter! Lmao! The other part? I believed him!

    Same here Selena! Except mines 10 :bigsmile:
    At least it was fun, right? Teehee!
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member

    "I was listening, I swear!"

    "I don't usually do this."

    Haha, my top favorites. Especially the second one! Should work every time ;)
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    "I'm fine."

    When a woman says she is fine, she is using an acronym.

    F***ed Up
    Insecure
    Neurotic
    Emotional

    best thing i've ever heard!
  • LamsieDee
    LamsieDee Posts: 85 Member
    I love that song!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    You ladies might enjoy this song

    http://www.cmt.com/videos/terri-clark/31754/girls-lie-too.jhtml

    Oh Terri, she let the secret out. :-)
  • Estela565
    Estela565 Posts: 81 Member
    Interesting thread ....:D
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