Top 10 lies men/women tell

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  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    I saw this on Cosmo and thought it was funny. How true do you think this is for women? Men? Discuss.


    The Top 10 Lies Men Tell Women

    "I'm only going out for one pint."
    "I love you too."
    "I didn't get your message. Must be my phone acting up again."
    "No, I didn't check out the skinny blonde with DD's."
    "I don't have a girlfriend."
    "I was listening, I swear!"
    "You're different from any other girl I've dated."
    "I didn't think it would bother you."
    "I left my wallet at home."
    "It was just one time and it meant nothing."


    The Top 10 Lies Women Tell Men

    "We were just friends."
    "Yes, of course I love your mom."
    "No, I'm not mad at all!"
    "I don't think your best friend/brother is hot!"
    "I don't usually do this."
    "I love watching football with you all day Sunday."
    "I'm ready! [Said as he's on his way over and you're totally not ready.]"
    "Of course I'm over my ex."
    "Yeah, I know how to cook."
    "I'm fine."

    I would just tell the truth

    1) I'm about to get white girl drunk you may need to pick me up later
    2)If a woman says " I love you" say "I know"
    3)I didn't answer your text because you wouldnt like what I was gonna text back
    4)Not my flavor I prefer brunetts
    5) My girlfriend is bat *kitten* crazy
    6) What did you say I wasnt paying attention because this topis bores me
    7)You're nothing special
    8) I wanted to do it so I did
    9) I'm broke drink water
    10) I didnt think you'd find out
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    "Just the tip, I promise"
    Hahahaha! YES!

    Also, don't worry, I'll pull out in time! lmao

    Yeah, i've been a victim of the "I hate using condoms but I promise i'll pull out in time" line.

    This is part of the reason why I have an almost 18 yo daughter! Lmao! The other part? I believed him!

    Same here Selena! Except mines 10 :bigsmile:
    At least it was fun, right? Teehee!
  • elsham
    elsham Posts: 549 Member
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    "I was listening, I swear!"

    "I don't usually do this."

    Haha, my top favorites. Especially the second one! Should work every time ;)
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
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    "I'm fine."

    When a woman says she is fine, she is using an acronym.

    F***ed Up
    Insecure
    Neurotic
    Emotional

    best thing i've ever heard!
  • LamsieDee
    LamsieDee Posts: 85
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    I love that song!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    You ladies might enjoy this song

    http://www.cmt.com/videos/terri-clark/31754/girls-lie-too.jhtml

    Oh Terri, she let the secret out. :-)
  • Estela565
    Estela565 Posts: 81
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    Interesting thread ....:D

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