Awkward NSV

My boss just came into my office, put a 2 1/2 foot piece of rope on my desk then left.

I knew that it wasn't enough rope to hang myself with but wasn't sure what I was supposed to do with it, so I went into his office and asked,"sup with that piece of rope?''

He tells me, "I'm sick and tired of watching you hike up your pants every 2 minutes!"

Yep, my brand new jeans are too big!