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Pregnancy Q & A
, Oestrogen, and Women
PREGNANCY Q & A !
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he/she finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q : My
childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q : Is there
any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
labour?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q : Our baby
was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal
again?
A: When the kids are in college.
PREGNANCY Q & A !
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he/she finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q : My
childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q : Is there
any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
labour?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q : Our baby
was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal
again?
A: When the kids are in college.
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, Oestrogen, and Women
PREGNANCY Q & A !
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he/she finishes college.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q : My
childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but
pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q : Is there
any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in
labour?
A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from
childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q : Our baby
was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal
again?
A: When the kids are in college.0 -
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thats cute0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's funny!0
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:laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:0
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:laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:
Megan!!! How are you sweetie!!! :flowerforyou:0 -
LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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GREAT! Jus a lil over 9 weeks to go!! You look great, how's ya been?:laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:
Megan!!! How are you sweetie!!! :flowerforyou:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
This is my personal fav!!
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.0 -
GREAT! Jus a lil over 9 weeks to go!! You look great, how's ya been?:laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:
Megan!!! How are you sweetie!!! :flowerforyou:
9 weeks????? You've been preggo for over a year! :laugh:
Good to see you, sweet thang! :smooched:0 -
GREAT! Jus a lil over 9 weeks to go!! You look great, how's ya been?:laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:
Megan!!! How are you sweetie!!! :flowerforyou:
9 weeks????? You've been preggo for over a year! :laugh:
Good to see you, sweet thang! :smooched:
:smooched: good to see you too! It's felt more like a few weeks than a year... but I'm ready either way. I've forgotten what Sangria tastes like See y'all around! 0 -
Loved that! Thank YOu!0
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hahaha:laugh: : So true:laugh:0
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that was cute--0
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:laugh: Very cute! Thanks!:flowerforyou:
Megan!!! How are you sweetie!!! :flowerforyou:
Yeah, how are you?
:flowerforyou:0
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