THAT AWKWARD MOMENT when... [finish it]

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  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
    When your not paying attention, texting, etc...and you open the door to realize that you see a man peeing...steps out in rush saying, "oops im sorry" then turn around and everyone saw you walk in and walk back out......it was an accident...........awkward......very awkward .....


    True story ..Twice.
  • CavewomanCoby
    CavewomanCoby Posts: 253 Member
    you accidentally find yourself in bed with your boss.
  • SparkleShine
    SparkleShine Posts: 2,001 Member
    you accidentally find yourself in bed with your boss.

    Ok, You win!! :)
  • CavewomanCoby
    CavewomanCoby Posts: 253 Member
    you accidentally find yourself in bed with your boss.

    Ok, You win!! :)

    It was quite the experience :P
  • SparkleShine
    SparkleShine Posts: 2,001 Member
    you accidentally find yourself in bed with your boss.

    Ok, You win!! :)

    It was quite the experience :P

    :happy: :laugh:
  • When you realize your Assistant Manager's hands are down your shirt and you know very well he has a gf..
  • Hoppymom
    Hoppymom Posts: 1,158 Member
    You ask someone when they're due and they're not pregnant.

    Someone asks you when you are due and you are not pregnant. Happened to me twice in one night at a class reunion 15 years ago. at 160 pounds--If they could see me now at 240. (shakes head)
  • thor1god1of1awesome
    thor1god1of1awesome Posts: 481 Member
    when your in a middle of a store and kid says Mother ****er because you were a dumbass and said it on the way to the store
  • nomorewishing
    nomorewishing Posts: 250 Member
    You do this little half fall, half push up thing UP the stairs in a crowded bowling alley.....right on front of the guy you like. :ohwell:
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    when you have someone over and they made coffee... you say we didnt have any milk?...and they say yes you did it was in that little jar...and you have to say....Ummm that was breast milk...

    :drinker:
  • nomorewishing
    nomorewishing Posts: 250 Member
    when you have someone over and they made coffee... you say we didnt have any milk?...and they say yes you did it was in that little jar...and you have to say....Ummm that was breast milk...

    :drinker:
    That is HILARIOUS!!! I may never drink coffee with milk in it again though :sick:
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    ...you unzip his pants for the first time and think to yourself, "that's all?"

    :laugh:



    ...Wasn't funny at the time though. TRULY disappointing.
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
    When you come back to your seat, and sit down next to your wife and put your arm on her shoulder. Than you realize your stitting in the wrong seat.
    Happened to my sister. :laugh:
  • jonzo21
    jonzo21 Posts: 446 Member
    When you go to grab one of your cute male friend's butts, only to realize it's a different male friend with a similar body type, who is only an acquaintance to you and has a girlfriend and she is standing right there.
  • skinnnyxoxo
    skinnnyxoxo Posts: 210 Member
    when a fat girl calls herself fat
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
    You open the car door and are about to get in when you realize you don't know the person in the car. The car LOOKS like yours but isn't yours.

    Omg this actually happened to me! I got into the drivers seat of a car that looked like mine when dropping my kid off at day are. People tend to leave their doors unlocked. I didn't figure it out until I couldn't get the car to start with my key. Thank god no one saw me!
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    you realize you are the only one on the awkward moment thread

    LOL - I'm trying to come up with something!
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    you walk into the kitchen for a glass of milk in your underwear, only to realize your wife has company over for coffee........:blushing:

    At least you had underwear on!
  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
    ...your mom picks you up from school in her clown costume.

    ok, please elaborate. i mean, wth?
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    Your new neighbor is introducing himself to you only to find out it's because he's legally obligated to.
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    when you're walking out of a building with VERY clean glass windows and automatic sliding doors...and accidently walk into a window...
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    ... when your teacher asks you to read out loud, and you don’t even know what page they’re on.


    ... when you accidentally make eye contact with someone while you're devouring a banana.


    ... when you comment on someones Facebook status and they respond to everyone else’s comments, but yours. Or on their birthday, when they thank everyone. but you.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    ...when you aren't sure if they're wearing a halloween costume or not.

    ...when you think you've spelled a word incorrectly, but you aren't sure, but then it looks funny, and it still turns out to be correct.

    ...when your fwb gets drunk and says "i love you".

    ...when your boss walks up behind you and you're actually working, but still act guilty out of habit.

    ...when you're in the middle of "private time" and your dad calls.

    ...when you look behind you before opening a door and decide the person behind you is too far away, and then they look you in the eye and start walking faster.

    ...when someone offers to take you out for sushi, but you hate sushi, but you REALLY like them...

    (all of these have actually happened to me at one point and time)
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    When you're walking through WalMart and your 2 yr old is pointing to every man she sees saying "Is that my Daddy". It was funny the first 3 times but after that...
  • When telling a funny joke and you ruin it so bad but you still hear it the right way in your head. Then you’re the only one laughing.
  • TheCats_Meow
    TheCats_Meow Posts: 438 Member
    When telling a funny joke and you ruin it so bad but you still hear it the right way in your head. Then you’re the only one laughing.

    This is me on a regular basis. Particularly when I tried to tell an Osama joke.....I kept ruining it by calling him Obama instead :noway:
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
    ...your mom picks you up from school in her clown costume.

    ok, please elaborate. i mean, wth?

    no I kinda understand this one, when I was in elementary school my mom worked in a costume shop and daily she picked me up dressed as something different.. sometimes a mermaid, sometimes a cat, witch, princess, zombie..it was pretty damn embarassing at times but my classmates thought it was cool....
  • CJK1959
    CJK1959 Posts: 279 Member
    When you get into the car on the first date and don't realize until you turn your head to look at him that your hair is stuck in the door.







    Ouch!
  • CJK1959
    CJK1959 Posts: 279 Member
    Your new neighbor is introducing himself to you only to find out it's because he's legally obligated to.







    hahahahahaha!
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