Confession...

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  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
    Every time I see a "Ron Paul for President" sign... I think they are talking about RUE PAUL for a second and get a little worried :)
  • dancefloordevil
    dancefloordevil Posts: 106 Member
    I sabotaged Kim Kardashians marriage...


    Stud. :smokin:
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,328 Member
    I want butt cheek implants. :glasses:

    I'm trying to convince my husband to do this to no avail. He keeps trying to convince me that he's built up the cheeks but I tell him 1/4 handful just ain't enough! I want BOOTY!
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    confession....i like lesbian porn. ;)

    me too :blushing:
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,328 Member
    I want butt cheek implants. :glasses:

    I'm trying to convince my husband to do this to no avail. He keeps trying to convince me that he's built up the cheeks but I tell him 1/4 handful just ain't enough! I want BOOTY!
    Get him to do bar bell squats, they will built the glutes nicely.
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    I suggested to my fiance that we should have an open relationship, he said no :grumble:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
    I have monkey toes.(I can pick up and grab stuff with my feet)
    I have big hands size 10 ring finger.
    if I have the hiccups I sound like a wino with a megaphone (my exhusband used to walk away in public if it happened) lol
  • dancefloordevil
    dancefloordevil Posts: 106 Member
    I have freakishly long toes.

    I can open a beer bottle without using my hands...or my toes.


    That's just Hawt! :drinker:
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    I want butt cheek implants. :glasses:

    I'm trying to convince my husband to do this to no avail. He keeps trying to convince me that he's built up the cheeks but I tell him 1/4 handful just ain't enough! I want BOOTY!
    Get him to do bar bell squats, they will built the glutes nicely.

    I will have to put that on my/his Christmas list then (a barbell with weights). Right now he can't do any as he has a stress fracture in his leg from overdoing (can you say DUMBASS!) on the running.
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SO SO SOOOOO BAD!
    I want butt cheek implants. :glasses:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I haven't used shampoo since May.
    And I don't shave my legs during the winter unless I'm wearing a skirt, which I go to great lengths to avoid doing in the winter.

    Edited to add, I'm not a hippie, and my husband encourages the no shaving because my leg hair is so light and fine that he thinks its funny that I even bother at all.

    What do you use to wash your hair?

    A couple of tablespoons of baking soda dissolved in water. Scrub it on my scalp and rinse. Then a couple of tablespoons of Apple cider vinegar in a cup of water, leave it in for the rest of the shower and rinse at the end. I mix it up with a chamomile tea or rosemary water rinse instead of the vinegar. Add essential oils for scalp care and the smell.
    The transition was not too bad for me, just a couple of greasy days and static and then amazing hair ever since. I've washed a couple of times with castille soap if product buildup is too much for the baking soda to handle.

    That's pretty cool! Sounds like a lot of work, but if the end result is amazing hair then it is totally worth it!! :)

    It isn't really. One cup lasts for three washes. Shampoo strips all your natural oils away and really changes the texture and managability of your hair, and creates a big money wasting cycle. And I shower every second day, so a cup a week or so. Plus its fun mixing stuff up like a mad scientist. :tongue: FYI, best facial scrub ever: ground nutmeg and milk or water made into a paste. And this is coming from a former self professed product snob. (Mary Kay microdermabrasion set: $64, nutmeg and milk: maybe $1. Take that, Mary kay! Haha

    I am trying to rid myself and my house of commercial product. Dishwasher detergent is next.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    SO SO SOOOOO BAD!
    I want butt cheek implants. :glasses:

    And lunge, and lunge and back kick and lunge...
  • ansonrinesmith
    ansonrinesmith Posts: 755 Member
    I'm Obnoxioius. (From "Finding Nemo")
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I'm Obnoxioius. (From "Finding Nemo")

    Look at me, I'm gonna go touch the butt! (Also finding Nemo, otherwise that would be awkward)
  • Contrary03
    Contrary03 Posts: 292 Member
    I have an ex-bf's name tattoo'd on my *kitten* cheek.... and it's hardly a cool name:(
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,505 Member
    My nostrils are different sizes and shapes.

    Mine are too! I have a habit of throwing my head back when I laugh. You wont even believe how many pictures of my weirdly shaped nostrils there are.
  • Summerleahd
    Summerleahd Posts: 314 Member
    I have really really long toes. The first time I met my boyfriends best friend the first thing he said was "omg you have long toes" and now I have cursed both my children with them
  • I can suck my upper lip up my nose and everytime I eat a burrito or anything like it I get lipstick on my chin. Since I was a teenager I was told I had DSL and because of that I refused to use them for anything sexual until I was in my late 20's.
  • MotivateMeg
    MotivateMeg Posts: 110 Member
    I can shake my eyes really fast.


    So can I! In 6th grade I had my classmates convinced that I was an alien!

    I also have size 11 feet.
  • baypathgradLyns
    baypathgradLyns Posts: 639 Member
    Those are not man hands. :smile:

    I agree!