If there were an app for marriage...
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YogaRunner
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Ok, if there were an app available that could help your marriage, what would it do? (I ask this seriously but know that it will generate humorous things too).
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Well let's see...get my husband to put the toilet seat down so I don't fall in and have him put his stinky crunchy socks in the hamper RIGHT SIDE OUT so I only have to touch those nasty things ONCE until they're clean :laugh:
As for me, I do believe my husband wishes the app would teach me how to cook without A: Forgetting about things and burning them to a crisp and B: Setting off the smoke detector when said dish burns to a crisp :blushing:0 -
Find me another wife?0
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I think all married couples should live in a duplex with a door inbetween. We could be together, but not clean up after each other.0
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Alerts to warn of PMS season.0
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have a way to mute the wife0
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Remind me at regular intervals to be kind and express my gratitude.0
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i think it should give fair warning of when your husband is gonna let one loose! so you can get on outta there!0
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I think all married couples should live in a duplex with a door inbetween. We could be together, but not clean up after each other.
This made me LOL. Even if my husband and I did that, I'd still feel obligated to go clean up after him so he wouldn't die. People can always tell when we're on the outs because his clothing doesn't match and isn't clean :laugh:0 -
Remind me at regular intervals to be kind and express my gratitude.
i like this VERY important we appreciate them0 -
The only help I need are with my crazy in-laws. Is there an app for that?0
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Remind me when a good time is to b#tch and when I should just keep my mouth shut LOL0
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Alerts to warn of PMS season.
HAHAHAHA i think this should apply to everyone! i dont even want to be around MYSELF at that time!!!0 -
for my husband to just pick up after himself just once would be fantastic! lol love him to death but he can be a very untidy person! lol0
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I love Ritas quote also, we need to be grateful for what we have. 20 yrs later and I still love the pain in the a**! But since I dont have an I phone! lol0
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Alerts to warn of PMS season.
HAHAHAHA i think this should apply to everyone! i dont even want to be around MYSELF at that time!!!
SO TRUE!0 -
Remind me at regular intervals to be kind and express my gratitude.0
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1. Scanner to check his brain for live activity. 2. Task killer - to shut him down at times. 3. Truth-o-meter. 4. Zapper - to be used at opportune times. 5. In-law blocker. 6. Recording device. 7. Rewind button. 8. Future predictor 9. Instant fumigator 10. Recharger0
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Not only remind men of important dates, birthday, anniversary, etc., but also provide location, directions to our favorite stores, as well as an appropraite budget, to purchase a gift.0
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i think it should give fair warning of when your husband is gonna let one loose! so you can get on outta there!0
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I think all married couples should live in a duplex with a door inbetween. We could be together, but not clean up after each other.
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