Sterotypes that actually fit you

I'm black so I cant swim.
I'm a black woman and I hate getting my hair wet!

Hahaha. This is exactly why I'm glad I loc'd my hair! Now I don't care...even though I still can't swim and still scared to try!

I'm a woman... I'm going into a generic female role of being an accountant...

Bookkeepers are women, accountants are nerdy men devoid of personality, whose main thought throughout each day is "credits on the right, debits on the left."
I should know. I am a woman who used to work for QuickBooks and I was a full charge bookkeeper for a few years as well. And yes, I am a nerd.

Im a black girl with a big booty!! lmao!!

Thats more like a gift than a sterotype :happy: ...HI5 sista!

True, True.....HI5 on tha backhand side!!! lol

LOL! After I had my daughter the butt started shrinking and the hips started expanding. I want my booty back!

I am Cancer - sensitive with a tough outer shell, emotional, loving, jealous and possessive haha :blushing:

This is me as well. I don't do the whole astrology thing, but I am a total stereotypical Cancer. Fiercely loyal, over-sensitive, shy, occasionally seem incredibly withdrawn... Yeah... :embarassed:

Edit: I don't fit many woman stereotypes, though. I hate shopping, I hate talking on the phone, I enjoy sports and sporting events, I don't understand shoe obsessions. I'll stop now!

I'm 5'7" and I have a Napoleon complex.

I am a woman: I have mood swings (I can actually tell when Im ovulating vs PMSing), I TRY to be above it but I can fight like a girl when necessary, I can be your best friend or you worst enemy.

I am female and a receptionist in an OBGYN office (I find it amusing when I call an office that has a male receptionist)

I am naturally blonde and I have my "blonde moments"

I dyed my hair red for years and it may take alot to piss me off but watch out when you finally do

Im a woman and a helpless romantic (despite being a single mom)

I am a single mom and i can do EVERYTHING by myself (If I need help my world will end in tears before I ask for it)

I'm a blonde and have absolutely no common sense, but.........I'm actually very smart (school wise)

I'm American and act condescending toward Canadians. (Kidding, kidding. All of you moose people, calm down; the Molson's on me.)

That made me giggle

I'm Canadian and my humor is too self deprecating for me to be offended, eh.
Not very stereotypical otherwise... Except maybe being youngest child, I need affirmation/praise for accomplishments.
I'm a pastor's wife and I'm definitely a harry potter fan. Get the torches and pitchforks! Lol

When I was blonde, I definitely had more fun. Always been a bookworm and did great in school, so the dumb blonde thing never applied.

I like to read and watch Star Trek, Spartacus, Game of Thrones because I'm a nerd.

I'm a blonde, and I'm.....





Really sharp and intelligent!!

I'm black and I LOVE fried chicken and hot sauce!!! Seriously, it's deep and it's real. Try to get in my way and you can lose a finger.

He he...this thread is funny.

Italian and I have a big butt!

And the ability to grow a mustache.... hot I know :P yay wax!

Italian and I have a big butt!

And the ability to grow a mustache.... hot I know :P yay wax!

haha italian with a big butt too! woohoo!
(and I am doing laser hair removal. lol)

I'm a Jew and nothing excites me quite like a good bargain.

I'm a Christian and I love bargain and nonbargain loving Jews. True story!

yes... my friend yes it is
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Amen sista! You made my heart happy.