Before you open this thread, think of an object.

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  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
    Hammer !

    Ha ! I thought of a hammer. I was at pick a part today and i needed a hammer to get this dang bolt loose but since i didn't bring it i left without my part. ~But i lived cause i hammered the rock 2 pieces and freed myself and then i saved all the ladies that ate fruit , especially the ones that thought of a Banana :tongue: Sorry guys , women and children first !
  • Multistyles
    Multistyles Posts: 167
    I thought of a pizza so i would slowly peacefully eat the scrumptious pizza then kiss my *kitten* goodbye....goodbye
  • yessiseguy
    yessiseguy Posts: 116
    I thought of a huge diamond ring............ couldnt help me right? LOL
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,423 Member
    I thought of a pumpkin (why? who knows).

    I survived by smashing open the pumpkin and using the slimy stuff to help my foot slide out from under the boulder.
    Then I planted the seeds so there would always be pumpkins in the Himalayas to help trapped hikers.
  • Momkat65
    Momkat65 Posts: 317 Member
    Potato
    go figure........starchy death
  • scarletleavy
    scarletleavy Posts: 841 Member
    Wow I must be psychic or something, because I thought of a saw. So yeah, quick easy and painful escape for me!
  • knittnponder
    knittnponder Posts: 1,953 Member
    I have a potato. Obviously that isn't going to saw my foot off. I was going to eat it to prolong my life a little bit in the hopes that someone would come along and save me but, well....it's a potato and carbs are of the Devil. So I died. But I didn't go over my carbs so Win!
  • sammijolin
    sammijolin Posts: 2
    wine bottle, i drank all the wine, and broke the bottle, using it to cut off my leg, i have horrible luck however, and alcohol thins your blood and i died... dang :(
  • sammijolin
    sammijolin Posts: 2
    I have a potato. Obviously that isn't going to saw my foot off. I was going to eat it to prolong my life a little bit in the hopes that someone would come along and save me but, well....it's a potato and carbs are of the Devil. So I died. But I didn't go over my carbs so Win!



    OMFG lmao I seriously about died reading this!!!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Potato
    go figure........starchy death

    Haha!
  • NattyGeeWhiz
    NattyGeeWhiz Posts: 8
    Potato
    go figure........starchy death

    Lol! :laugh:
    That's great.

    I thought of a water bottle; an EMPTY water bottle no less!
    I'm gonna die, and that bottle is going to mock me the whole time. >.>
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Potato
    go figure........starchy death

    Lol! :laugh:
    That's great.

    I thought of a water bottle; an EMPTY water bottle no less!
    I'm gonna die, and that bottle is going to mock me the whole time. >.>

    :laugh:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    A Pencil.

    I die from lead poisoning.
  • Lozzielol
    Lozzielol Posts: 78
    An eraser! If only I could 'erase' my foot away. Oh well, looks like i'm not going to make it! And I shall be found with bizarre eraser burns on my leg!
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    A stick.

    I died of dysentery.

    Someone's played Oregon Trail as a kid ;)
  • beckie4442
    beckie4442 Posts: 132
    A chair!

    I'm sure that inside the chair there are some springs which I could use to cut the skin around my foot and then use my blood to deglove my foot. Alternatively I could use the legs of the chair to prise the boulder away or use them as an sos fire to signal for rescue, I was rather pleased about this though how or why I managed to carry a dining chair up the Himalayas beats me!!!
    :laugh:
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Letter opener. Might as well just stab myself for a quick death.
  • brunzella92
    brunzella92 Posts: 46 Member
    Object: Orange
    Outcome: Died ... BUT with plenty of Vitamin C!!!!!!
  • Lozzielol
    Lozzielol Posts: 78
    A stick.

    I died of dysentery.

    Someone's played Oregon Trail as a kid ;)

    Oregon Trail! Oh my! xD
  • Hootsmamma
    Hootsmamma Posts: 254 Member
    I thought of Bute (we have a horse that is not feeling so good right now, and I need to get more bute to keep on hand). Busted open the tube it came in--used the bute to dull the pain and attempted to saw off my foot with the plactic shard from the tube! I succeeded (after a good bit)--but I'm pain free and back at home with more bute on hand and a pain-free horse as well!:happy:
  • hypotrochoid
    hypotrochoid Posts: 842 Member
    Thank you, road construction! I thought of a jackhammer. The angle was awkward, but I was able destroy enough of the boulder that I could free my foot. I then scavenged the bodies of a bunch of other hikers who were trapped under boulders nearby, and enjoyed a nummy potato that I cut up with a letter opener. Also found an Android phone, but the battery was dead, so no Angry Birds. :(

    The empty water bottle came in handy, though. Thank you, Bear Grylls, for teaching me disgusting things!
  • alwayssummer
    alwayssummer Posts: 27
    I thought of a bell. In between hacking away at my leg, I kept ringing it.... Because I had fallen into a cavern, the echo of the bell alerted hikers far away who managed to save me and also stitch up my leg where I had been sawing away at it!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I thought of a potato.
    Seriously, a potato. The only thing I can think of is that I maybe mashed up the potato (it was raw, so still all hard and water-logged) and used it to lubricate my leg so I could slip it free.
    If that didn't work, at least I wouldn't die hungry.
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    DAMN YOU!!!!
    I THOUGHT OF AN APPLE....
    WHAT CAN I DO WITH THAT? PRETTY MUCH NOTHING
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    i thought of a tesseract cube. not sure how i will use a 4 dimensional object to get myself free.
  • waster196
    waster196 Posts: 138 Member
    I thought of a door knob.

    I died frantically wishing science fiction movies could be real and I could have opened a door to another dimension and escaped. The key words "I died".
  • Neliel
    Neliel Posts: 507 Member
    I thought of a condom... yeah i'm ****ed.
  • Izable2011
    Izable2011 Posts: 755 Member
    An apple. I decided to eat the apple and enjoy one last healthy snack before I died.
  • Babieseverywhere
    Babieseverywhere Posts: 311 Member
    thought of an apple.....I died
    LOL, same here
  • waster196
    waster196 Posts: 138 Member
    I thought of a condom... yeah i'm ****ed.

    No pun intended?
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