Most obvious(non physical) difference between women and men

Women know how to load a dishwasher to achieve maximum efficiency of space. Men put 2 bowls, 1 plate, and 3 spoons in and it's full.

SO TRUE! I went out of town to visit family. I came home to a sink and counter FULL of dishes. On my way home my husband told me he did the dishes so I was a little confused. I opened the dishwasher to find a strainer, and four plates on the bottom rack, 3 bowls and one cup on the top rack. I started to load the rest into it and he stopped me "Those are clean, I ran them!"

He is so fired from doing dishes or laundry.

Okay so a man will use a 96 load bottle of laundry soap in 10 loads and a woman will stretch it out to 150 loads. (Maybe just my house LOL)

When a man cheats on a woman, he is a pig in the eyes of society. When a woman cheats, society says, he must have done something to make her do it!

No she is a @$%^%$ too!

A lady friend of mine once asked me what I did to cause my ex wife to cheat. I looked at her and said, "I breathed!" Are you kidding me???

After reading these I have decided I must be a man. :bigsmile:

My husband has been telling me this for 18 years so I'm not surprised. I just don't understand the whole "woman" stuff. I have one purse, two shoes, I do 3 loads to his one load of dishes. I could fit all my clothing in 1/10 of the closet and he took up the other 9/10 when we meet. He also owned 30+ ties. I can get into an argument with someone in business and go have drinks with them like nothing happened. If I had 10K I would be buying the big ticket item. What the heck would I do with 50 little pieces of crap? :bigsmile: We are missing a wife in our house. :laugh:

If you give $10,000 cash to a man and a woman, with strict instructions not to save or invest or give gifts but only to spend selfishly you will see much different bahaviors.

The woman will buy 50 little $200 trinkets.

The man will add a little more out of his own pocket and buy a motorcycle/bass boat/large toy.

I'm a woman .. and that's not what I would do. I don't 'do' trinkets.
Hubby would definately want to buy a new bike ...
Likewise ... I would use it for down payment on a new motorcycle too...but that's just me.

These started off really good but now just turning into posts about lazy husbands. To offset that, I will add another post.

Men will put a bag into garbage can before throwing trash in it.

Women will put their floss and kleenex in a bagless trash can.

Not in MY household .. You've got it backwards...Further, the women in THIS household would take out the garbage when it's full instead of trying to 'stack' new trash ontop of an already too full basket.

Not here. The bathroom trash is usually overflowing by garbage night. Of course in HER bathroom.

Women know how to load a dishwasher to achieve maximum efficiency of space. Men put 2 bowls, 1 plate, and 3 spoons in and it's full.

hahaha soooo true
I don't have dishwasher but I have a thing to put it to dry on. Everytime my bf does dishes he only does half because he "runs out of space" to put the dishes, i could fit 4 times of what he does on the dish rack, lol

Please don't shoot me down but it's quite clear just by shopping from one of the many examples that can be given that men tend to have better spacial awareness then women. I don't know if's just natural or the fact that on average men engage in more team sports when they're younger or what but it's something that is quite apparent, usually when I'm in a supermarket where if find most of the time if someone is in the way and just stays there it tends to be a woman.

men absolutely positively CANNOT get hints. seriously? how hard is it?

A man will pay $10 for a $5 item that he needs.

A woman will pay $5 for a $10 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

hahaha!!! :laugh: This is sooo funny, but so true XD

Women listen....Men do not!

I disagr.....wait, what did you say??

Women listen....Men do not!

Yeah. My wife says I never listen to her,,, or something. Whatever.

I find men are more practical and women are more emotional when it comes to just about anything.

Women will imagine a million reasons that led them to their current situation and men will just deal with the situation.

Women have more clothes, shoes, purses, jewelry, bathroom items. Deal with it

If you're a guy you notice things about your car, like when the check engine light comes on, and you fix the problem.

If you're a woman and you actually notice the check engine light come on, you just continue driving that motherf*cker like nothings wrong.

Uggh. I WISH this one were true in my situation. My check engine light comes on for a couple days EVERY time I fill up the gas tank. I had the service department look into it and it is no big deal. A couple days later it goes off until the next fill up. Yet she notices almost every time it happens. :sad:

Women listen....Men do not!

Yeah. My wife says I never listen to her,,, or something. Whatever.

It is true.

The other day I was dropping of my daughter at gymnastics because my wife was running late at work. When I got there two of the moms of the other girls in the group were standing there talking about there husbands forgetting things all of the time or not listening. Just then my wife shows up and I say, "See, you're not the only one with this issue so just get over it." :laugh: