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I'm Santa Claus...

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  • cabaray
    cabaray Posts: 971 Member
    World Peace
    That everyone would love each other
    Feed the hungry


    nevermind, I want...

    A super fast metabolism:flowerforyou:
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    Can I add a car minus duct tape??!
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Allow me to rephrase. *Ahem*

    Oh, Great and Powerful Santa Claus,

    Mighty granter of wishes, knower of naught and nicety, please grant-eth me some Ryan Reynolds on your most potent of days, the wintry solstice of wishentry.

    Please throw in whatever ScotsLenny is a-wantin'.

    *prostrates with pizazz*
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    This




    http://www.amazon.com/Withings-WiFi-Body-Scale-Black/dp/B002JE2PSA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1323219257&sr=8-1
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    One Million dollars!!!! evillaugh.gif:

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  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    The winning #s to the next super lottery
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    I'm not Santa, but I got your back PK69
    batman-riding-robot-unicorn.jpg

    And for those who want to put Christ back in Christmas; a song to remember
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMo_A6eHn14
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    Thanks Hun! I can cross one thing off my list :smooched:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    A Red Ryder BB gun :happy:
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    I thought XMas was a celebration of the life and works of Professor Xavier. It isn't? I'm outta here.
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 614 Member
    I dont' care what I get, I just don't want to hear ANYONE gripe about what they did or did not get. Peace within the family.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Yeah... I pretty much can't post mine either. :D
  • Steven
    Steven Posts: 593 MFP Moderator
    I'll have to text you my answer as i don't want Steven to remove me from the boards. :flowerforyou:

    Steven thanks you for your wise exercise of discretion. :smile:
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    A Red Ryder BB gun :happy:

    You'll shoot your eye out, kid!

    "Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra, Ra Ra Ra Ra"
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    I'll have to text you my answer as i don't want Steven to remove me from the boards. :flowerforyou:

    Steven thanks you for your wise exercise of discretion. :smile:
    This just gave me another idea of what I want for Christmas.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I'll have to text you my answer as i don't want Steven to remove me from the boards. :flowerforyou:

    Steven thanks you for your wise exercise of discretion. :smile:

    If you like Steven I could forward the text to you....:wink:
  • Slinkybaz
    Slinkybaz Posts: 312 Member
    I'll have to text you my answer as i don't want Steven to remove me from the boards. :flowerforyou:

    Steven thanks you for your wise exercise of discretion. :smile:

    What does Steven want? And what is going on in the lower half of that picture to cause that smile? *Slinky takes herself off to the naughty corner*
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    I would like a red Ferrari 355 Spider convertable. A lake front cottage in Muskoka. A Super Air Nautique team edition. And 20% less body fat. And a partridge in a pair tree.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    I'll have to text you my answer as i don't want Steven to remove me from the boards. :flowerforyou:

    Steven thanks you for your wise exercise of discretion. :smile:
    This just gave me another idea of what I want for Christmas.

    This just gave me a girl chubby!!
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    The manual to "Understanding Women"

    understanding-women-45726306544.jpg

    That's only Book 1 - prepare yourself. I have a much smaller Manual for Understanding Women for you. It is simply this: DO NOT try to understand women. Just as you understand something, we shift the goal posts. Just pretend to listen, nod your head and compliment us occasionally. A nice meal once in a while is also good.

    My version simply says "DON'T PANIC" on the cover. Not sure what it says inside. If I can't follow the instructions on the cover, what's the use?

    Christmas presents, I would like a new Garmin 310 XT please. And running clothes for winter. And snow. But only when it's convenient.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    I'll have to text you my answer as i don't want Steven to remove me from the boards. :flowerforyou:

    Steven thanks you for your wise exercise of discretion. :smile:
    This just gave me another idea of what I want for Christmas.

    This just gave me a girl chubby!!

    :blushing:
  • laceyxlockdown
    laceyxlockdown Posts: 70 Member
    I strongly suggest Santa that you get off MFP and start wrapping my kids presents as they appear to want EVERYTHING including a kitten (enjoy wrapping that)


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A lol how to wrap a cat for christmas right there :P
  • LavenderBouquet
    LavenderBouquet Posts: 736 Member
    Happiness :flowerforyou:
  • MsFitnFabulous
    MsFitnFabulous Posts: 432 Member
    Adjusted hand weights

    Stacy McCarthy's fat burning yoga


    A flat screen preferably 40+ inches.

    And a million dollar gas card to use in 2012 lol!
  • SetecAstronomy
    SetecAstronomy Posts: 470 Member
    I'll have to text you my answer as i don't want Steven to remove me from the boards. :flowerforyou:
    My number is 727-....oh, hmm, better send me a private message instead. LOL
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    money to buy my kids a nice Christmas :bigsmile:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    A brick and mortar for my bakery. Preferably in Austin.


    As in Austin, TX??? I'd totally visit you all the time!
  • Slinkybaz
    Slinkybaz Posts: 312 Member
    I strongly suggest Santa that you get off MFP and start wrapping my kids presents as they appear to want EVERYTHING including a kitten (enjoy wrapping that)


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A lol how to wrap a cat for christmas right there :P

    That is awesome. My very own step by step - thank you for your help!
  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
    Aalllll I want for Christmaaa-as, Iii-iiis, Yooouuuuuuu~

    Or I'd take a nice pair of knee-high, leather boots, small heel por favor. :)
  • Steven
    Steven Posts: 593 MFP Moderator
    Hi Folks,

    Please bear in mind that discussing moderator action on the boards is actually a violation of guidelines ( http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines ) and typically re-ignites the drama that the mods are attempting to ameliorate.

    Hopefully the edits I made to this thread will allow it to return to its originally intended purpose. Re-visiting those edits by posting about them in the thread only takes the thread back off course.

    I now return you to your previously scheduled Santa Claus requests...

    Steven
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Hi Folks,

    Please bear in mind that discussing moderator action on the boards is actually a violation of guidelines ( http://www.myfitnesspal.com/welcome/guidelines ) and typically re-ignites the drama that the mods are attempting to ameliorate.

    Hopefully the edits I made to this thread will allow it to return to its originally intended purpose. Re-visiting those edits by posting about them in the thread only takes the thread back off course.

    I now return you to your previously scheduled Santa Claus requests...

    Steven

    :sad:
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