Zombies!!! -What is your weapon of choice???

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  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
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    Given that I work in a cemetery, the threat of zombies has been discussed largely as an occupational hazard. I have concluded on several occasions that my weapon of choice is double machetes. If I can only get my hands on one, so be it. Sinlsln, I'm with you.

    Note: Guns need ammo. Ammo can run out. A sheild would be too heavy to carry for extended periods. Dual machetes are lightweight, require no reload and can be used for blocking and attacking simultaneously.

    Nice!

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  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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    I'd have to go with this.

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    beat me to it! a Crovel is the best.
  • BrewerGeorge
    BrewerGeorge Posts: 397 Member
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    Puff shrooms. Two of those and the whole back yard is safe.
    Nice! :happy:

    I'd go with the Cold Steel War Hammer, although I don't have one (yet).
    Edit: Grrrr Links don't work... http://www.coldsteel.com/warhammer.html
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    I do have an SOG Tomahawk and CS Kukri machete that would work in a pinch.
  • pmich08
    pmich08 Posts: 193
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  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,616 Member
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    I would use my powers of persuasion.
  • quigonnjae
    quigonnjae Posts: 399
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    According to the Zombie Survival Guide.. Shaolin Monks have been dispatching the undead for years with the Shaolin Spade

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    if it works for them.. itll work for me
  • ChrisStoney
    ChrisStoney Posts: 479 Member
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    a light splitting maul would work for me... you probably wouldn't have time to get the fancy stuff, that is unless you have it allready.....:laugh:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    A modified Halberd (shorten the handle from 6 feet long to about 3 feet long)
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  • elfy66
    elfy66 Posts: 138 Member
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    A stack of old LP's, like in Shaun of the Dead :)
  • dbecker70
    dbecker70 Posts: 161 Member
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    Zombie warfare should be approached with careful consideration. When choosing the right weapons to defend yourself and your loved ones, or group against the incessant hordes of the living dead, you must consider a variety of variables.

    But here is me :)

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  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    Scenario 1: Massive hoard of zombies creeping my way

    Weapon of choice: pistol

    Strategy: shoot weakest guy/girl in my group in the knees and run like hell

    Scenario 2: Small cohort of zombies creeping my way (I am alone)

    Weapon of choice: mace or other heavy but not too heavy melee weapon

    Strategy: Coerce zombies into a bottleneck. Knock them off with head-blows one by one. The bodies falling will form a barrier and allow me to regroup after each blow.

    Scenario 3: Small cohort of zombies at a distance

    Weapon of choice: silenced sniper rifle

    Strategy: strategically knock off zombies from a distance. Take bets from fellow survivors on how many I can hit with a single shot. I am very very good with long ranged weapons.

    Scenario 4: Large hoarde of zombies at a distance

    Weapon of choice: fully automatic rifle (not a shotgun)

    Strategy: Knock off as many as possible. Try to form a barrier of bodies to slow them down. If they get too close, see Scenario 1.
  • purplebabe2025
    purplebabe2025 Posts: 383 Member
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    I'd take off my top to mesmerize them, then get out the old handcuffs, use them as knuckle dusters, one punch pierces the brain!
    BADASS!!!
  • PhilipHall
    PhilipHall Posts: 37 Member
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    C-130 gunship! LOL, I'm addicted to the ipad app.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    I would throw pineapples at their faces. And if this didn't work/I run out, I'll just flash them and try to mesmerize them with my boobies!!
  • kittytrix
    kittytrix Posts: 557 Member
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    Def a machete or baseball bat as you don't have to reload them. Yes, that would mean having to be in close contact with them, but both can be a very effective weapon.

    I love this thread!!!!
  • purplebabe2025
    purplebabe2025 Posts: 383 Member
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    I would throw pineapples at their faces. And if this didn't work/I run out, I'll just flash them and try to mesmerize them with my boobies!!

    So basically what I'd do!?!?
  • KayakAngel
    KayakAngel Posts: 397 Member
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    <---- Katana swords on my back, because I travel light and move fast. I'll be running and looking for other well-armed zombie fighters, especially others that share my mad ninja skills.
  • Galletakek
    Galletakek Posts: 285
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    i just have to run faster than the slowest guy, right?

    lol ^
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,248 Member
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    Diplomacy is my strongest quality, followed by running. And if all else fails, gimme a Claymore. They'll never take my freeeeeedom!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    You can't reason with the undead people!

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