Zombies!!! -What is your weapon of choice???

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  • sjohnny
    sjohnny Posts: 56,142 Member
    This is what I'll use if it happens soon
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  • herstrawberri
    herstrawberri Posts: 347 Member
    Big *kitten* knife
  • jlow713
    jlow713 Posts: 1
    desert eagle .50

    straight up blow them zombies out of their shoes.
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Tallahassee....He is my weapon of choice.....
  • pereztech930
    pereztech930 Posts: 60 Member
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  • albinogorilla
    albinogorilla Posts: 1,056 Member
    Rules:

    You can only carry one weapon.
    Lots of zombies along your route.
    You can't "re-supply"

    Here's my choice- halligan tool... good for opening doors and splitting zombie heads.

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    having held on of these before, i would go much lighter, as these are very heavy.............I would go machete.........nice and light, for continued use
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    8lb sledge hammer /w unbreakable handle (it's on amazon for $92, small price to pay for smashing brains).

    You can get a 6 or 8lb sledge with a fiberglass handle at The Home Depot for under $30. :-)
  • quigonnjae
    quigonnjae Posts: 399
    Chuck Norris!! 'Nuff Said
  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    I want something lightweight (including ammo weight) that sets them on fire. Flamethrower is obviously too bulky. Something with phosphorous rounds, maybe? Or a backpack full of Molotov cocktails, perhaps?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,994 Member
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    Bait em!

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  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Given that I work in a cemetery, the threat of zombies has been discussed largely as an occupational hazard. I have concluded on several occasions that my weapon of choice is double machetes. If I can only get my hands on one, so be it. Sinlsln, I'm with you.

    Note: Guns need ammo. Ammo can run out. A sheild would be too heavy to carry for extended periods. Dual machetes are lightweight, require no reload and can be used for blocking and attacking simultaneously.

    I am following you. You are the troop leader.
  • myshell26
    myshell26 Posts: 113
    Shaolin spade all the way!
  • Pams_Shadow
    Pams_Shadow Posts: 233 Member
    A cast iron skillet great for bashing and can double as a shield
  • PsiChi
    PsiChi Posts: 157
    Mossberg 500 12 guage, sawn off with pistol grip stock. I'd probably carry 00, flechettes, and hollow point slugs.
  • Slove009
    Slove009 Posts: 364 Member
    A long samuri sword. They can slice through metal. slicing a zombie's head off would be easy!
  • ingeh
    ingeh Posts: 513 Member
    Good Idea! but knowing my luck id hit a zombie with it and go to pull it out and Il just pull the zombie on top of me lol. My plan is run and hide til its all over :D
  • tmarie2715
    tmarie2715 Posts: 1,111 Member
    Records. Wait, are we not in the "Shaun of the Dead" zombieverse?
  • tmarie2715
    tmarie2715 Posts: 1,111 Member
    A stack of old LP's, like in Shaun of the Dead :)

    Yes!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Light saber. Such an obvious weapon of choice.
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
    Chainsaw is the obvious choice!!!!!! I just had a dream about this.
  • turntechBiologist
    turntechBiologist Posts: 374 Member
    axe.png

    Since it was the only weapon I was good with using in L4D2, the axe :P
  • livinginwoods
    livinginwoods Posts: 562 Member
    Well, I am sitting on an arsenal right now since my husband is a gun dealer. Swords are good, which I have plenty to chose from since my husbands best friend is a sword maker....... However, I prefer a cross bow. Light weight, sexy to carry, effective from a distance.
  • oneduality
    oneduality Posts: 11
    Pickle.. if Zombies hate pickles as much as I do, it would be the ultimate weapon!
  • slayerdan
    slayerdan Posts: 193
    Im gonna use the people that arent trying to better their life and arent members of MFP. Then, when zombies show up....I will push them down and they will help me survive a zombie attack. Otherwise Ill just use the simplest thing--fire.
  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
    desert eagle .50

    straight up blow them zombies out of their shoes.

    desert eagle would be perfect! I wish I had one.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    It's a shame that I'm so precise that I can't seem to think of anything.I'm trying to take crowd control and range into consideration..

    *Jeopardy waiting jingle* Hmmmmmm........... Running shoes, a pogo stick, and a backpack full of dynamite. XD...And if I can carry anything else, maybe a small sledgehammer.

    Too bad by the time I finish, I'll probably look like this:

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  • rmwinters
    rmwinters Posts: 288 Member
    Im gonna use the people that arent trying to better their life and arent members of MFP. Then, when zombies show up....I will push them down and they will help me survive a zombie attack. Otherwise Ill just use the simplest thing--fire.

    Yeah, I guess the only thing you really NEED is someone thats slower than you.
  • Elixandra
    Elixandra Posts: 299 Member
    How bout a huge bag full of cats?
  • Elixandra
    Elixandra Posts: 299 Member
    Ok im thinkin for real. A cross bow! :happy:
  • carriem73
    carriem73 Posts: 333 Member
    Given that I work in a cemetery, the threat of zombies has been discussed largely as an occupational hazard. I have concluded on several occasions that my weapon of choice is double machetes. If I can only get my hands on one, so be it. Sinlsln, I'm with you.

    Note: Guns need ammo. Ammo can run out. A sheild would be too heavy to carry for extended periods. Dual machetes are lightweight, require no reload and can be used for blocking and attacking simultaneously.

    wow- I love the level of thought that went into this! I once had a lengthy discussion aout US law as applies to zombies... can you be charged with attmpted murder for trying to kill a zombie, since technically, theya re already dead???
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