We need some lovin'

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  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    All of you who have more than one - you are my hero. I will never go through pregnancy again because I remember how hellish it was the first time. Also, having two kids ripping the house apart - I believe I would lose my mind and end up doing what gerbils do and devour my young.

    I love my little man. He has taught me everything I know. Apparently you should be wary of letting your small dog outside if it has snowed over a foot, because he says that "Dogs are unable to poop in snow like that. The snow will just hold it in his butt."

    LMAO
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    I've got two boys, 6 & 8. The only thing I need to know how to do is referee.

    I have two boys, 6 and 3. I just put hockey equipment on them and stand back.
  • hypotrochoid
    hypotrochoid Posts: 842 Member
    I have three ungrateful boys. 23,22,15.

    The oldest two seem to have some entitlement issues. They feel as if I owe them. The oldest only comes around when he needs cash. The middle child thinks it is my responsiability to figure out his life problems, oh and he has an alcohol problem he wont admit up to. The youngest feels everytime I get something or his dad does he should too! But yet he shouldn't have to earn by doing household chores.

    Why my boys turned out to be such turds I have no clue!......LOL

    They're going through a bad patch. Sounds like my brother at that age... They'll come around. *hugs*
  • hypotrochoid
    hypotrochoid Posts: 842 Member
    I've got two boys, 6 & 8. The only thing I need to know how to do is referee.

    I have two boys, 6 and 3. I just put hockey equipment on them and stand back.

    This almost makes me want to have another one so I can have cage matches. Almost.
  • cbbarge
    cbbarge Posts: 250 Member
    Cheers. I have three boys and call mine demon spawn. There are awfully cute though!

    They *have* to be cute. It's a survival thing. It's saved my daughter's life many a time- "What?? You drew all over your floor with permanent marker? And tried to shave the dog??? You evil, little..."

    Child looks up with huge, Puss in Boots eyes- "I love you Mommy."

    .... She lives on.

    I always say-- God ain't stupid. He made you all cute, so you could live.

    I used to tell my 13 old step-son something similar except I never knew him when he was cute.......
  • hypotrochoid
    hypotrochoid Posts: 842 Member
    All of you who have more than one - you are my hero. I will never go through pregnancy again because I remember how hellish it was the first time. Also, having two kids ripping the house apart - I believe I would lose my mind and end up doing what gerbils do and devour my young.

    I love my little man. He has taught me everything I know. Apparently you should be wary of letting your small dog outside if it has snowed over a foot, because he says that "Dogs are unable to poop in snow like that. The snow will just hold it in his butt."

    Yes, one is enough for me too! :drinker:
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    :drinker: Ill drink to this. For reals. Right now.Whos got some booze??
    My 3 are makin me crazy this afternoon. Ive got so much to do so their christmas will be amazing. Could they stop fighting and help?? Not likely!
    But, they are also 3 of the sweetest most loving kids. They always know when their momma needs a smile or a snuggle. Im lucky.
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    I have a 26 year old son, who is working in his chosen field and lives in the same city.
    I have an 11 year old girl, who sings like an angel, and can't walk by me without giving me a hug. And talking to me. And talking to me some more.
    I have a four year old girl who believes she is a princess, and reminds me of it constantly. She also has to give me hugs and kisses every time she walks by me.
    I have a four month old boy whose face lights up in a giant smile every time I pick him up.
    I can't say I don't care how they turn out, but they're pretty damn awesome RIGHT NOW!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Here,here! :drinker:

    To the most difficult, albeit quite handsomely rewarding, job in the world! And to the childless twits who *think* they can do it better!
    AMEN!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    And yeah - for all of those posts about their cuteness being necessary for their survival, could NOT agree MORE!
    There are some days where, if it was not for that adorable little dimple in his chin or those big green eyes of his, my son's chances of making it to adulthood would be pretty slim.
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