Pick-Up Lines

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  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
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    From a previous landlord who was into Argentinian tango -

    "You have the perfect body for tango!"

    I was married at the time, and he was an older dude, kinda awkward, lol.


    Also, a few weeks ago at the gym:

    "Hey you didn't bring Kermit this time!"

    After the few moments of utter confusion where I stared at him with a blank look on my face I realized the last time I had been to the gym, 3 days before, I had my Kermit with a Santa hat tshirt on. Ummm...creeper much? o.O Lol!
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    I've never used them, but some of these are hillarious
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    "You have a great personality! Want to hold my baby" as he hands me his child.... At the gym... After I'd been trying unsuccessfully to get to the treadmill for the previous 7 minutes.
    When he asked for my number, I seriously told him, "If I see you again, we can interview options for exchanging numbers."
    That didn't turn out well.

    ETA: "I hate to see you leave, but I'd love to watch you cum."
  • BundangKiwiGal
    BundangKiwiGal Posts: 78 Member
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    cornyyy lameeee one my brother (15 yrs old) just thought of ... hahahaa

    " Are you Gilette? Cuz you're the best a man can get"

    LMAO I love this one! Corny is cool :smile:
  • DayumStraightIAmEllie
    DayumStraightIAmEllie Posts: 160 Member
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    At the gas station:
    "Heaven just throws beautiful art like you away? If this is trash in heaven i would love to see the art"

    Im not sure if that was an insult or a compliment?

    “Do You Come Here Often?”


    At school:

    I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.


    Party:

    Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

    Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

    You smell terrible. I think it's your clothes. You should take them off.
  • Thena81
    Thena81 Posts: 1,265 Member
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    yo yo yo ma, let me holler at you! .... the worst!! lol
  • ruby_red_rose
    ruby_red_rose Posts: 321 Member
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    "Do you want an apple or a banana? How about a date?"
  • Cr8tive_Ingenuity
    Cr8tive_Ingenuity Posts: 181
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    If i told you that you have a fat body, would you hold it against me.

    If beauty was measure in grains of sand, you would be all the beaches in the world.

    F*&k me if im wrong, but if your name (insert wrong name here)
  • feduh86
    feduh86 Posts: 790 Member
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    cornyyy lameeee one my brother (15 yrs old) just thought of ... hahahaa

    " Are you Gilette? Cuz you're the best a man can get"

    LMAO I love this one! Corny is cool :smile:

    Hahaha! Thanks lol i couldnt stop laughing when he told me it! lol These are the moments where my brother makes my day haha! =)
  • Cfkearney
    Cfkearney Posts: 184 Member
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    "Mmmm, mmmm...all those curves and no brakes!"

    I've had that one thrown at me recently! If you're trying to be funny I understand these lines perfectly. If you are really thinking these line are going make a girl turn into putty in your hands forgettaboutit! :noway: :huh: :happy:

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