Favorite Pick Up Lines
Sarahbara76
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I will start, you can use things folks have said to you (very encouraged) or things you have said to others (very encouraged) Or simply want to use on the person above you .Maybe one you have just heard in passing that makes you giggle :laugh:
My favorite is "You must be an astronaut because your *kitten* is outta this world!!" Whomp! LOL
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Way back when in the early 1990s I was out at a club with some friends. A guy came up to me and said "You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'd normally be afraid to even approach someone like you but I'm dying so I don't have much time left. Would you grant a dying man his final wish and sleep with me?" I asked him what he's dying from and it was obvious he didn't think about that beforehand. He froze for a split second then said "Aids." He immediately realized his error dropped his shoulders, shook his head with a sigh, and walked away.0
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Way back when in the early 1990s I was out at a club with some friends. A guy came up to me and said "You are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'd normally be afraid to even approach someone like you but I'm dying so I don't have much time left. Would you grant a dying man his final wish and sleep with me?" I asked him what he's dying from and it was obvious he didn't think about that beforehand. He froze for a split second then said "Aids." He immediately realized his error dropped his shoulders, shook his head with a sigh, and walked away.
LOL OMG that's funny!! thanks for sharing !!0 -
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
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Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind
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Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for!
I don't know how I stopped laughing. 0 -
i'm 6' 3" with dimples. whats a pick up line?0
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lol all of these are hilarious!0
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
OMG SISSY YOU KNOW A LOT OF FUNNY ONES!!!
I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
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Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind
OH THAT'S GOOD! ;-)0 -
Are you Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for!
I don't know how I stopped laughing.
LOL that's awesome and it really happened to you! ;-)0 -
i'm 6' 3" with dimples. whats a pick up line?
umm OK I'll take your word for it dude ;-)0 -
Andy's Favorite "Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs?" "Enough to break the ice, My name is_____" LOL0
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The magic watch line cracked me up the most. :laugh:0
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yeah the magic watch sounds like something Barney on How I Met Your Mother would used LOL0
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I had a guy come up to me once and ask me if I had any Italian in me. I said "No" And he said, "Well, do you want some?"
Ew. It still makes me laugh though.0 -
This one was used in a play I watched once. It's pretty dirty but so hilarious.
"I like those pants on you; they're very becoming. Of course, If I was on you I'd be coming too."0 -
LOL THOSE ARE BOTH AWESOME!! Keep them coming this is so fun!!0
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This wasn't a favorite but it certainly was memorable because I was so shocked and disgusted "you are hot, I could eat you all night long"
My reaction wasnt very nice, needless to say he didn't approach me again.0 -
always nice to be part of the food groups huh TriciaZ944? :noway:0
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Ya tell me about it lol0
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Nice jeans...can I talk you out of them?0
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Hi Angel, flying a little close to the ground?
What time are you due back in heaven?0 -
i'm 6' 3" with dimples. whats a pick up line?
umm OK I'll take your word for it dude ;-)
Nah..he really is cute.0 -
I was chatting to a cute guy at the bar and my friend came up to me and dragged me away.....as I left I said to him....'Im really sorry but I have to go right now.....but if you see me leaving on my own later tonight can you please come up and remind me that I am going home with you tonight!!' :-)
FYI - he did....and i did!! :-)0 -
i'm 6' 3" with dimples. whats a pick up line?
OH LAWD. (/__-;;0 -
This is probably not what you meant, but for the benefit of any guys out there reading this thread and wondering what might work...
My favorite is "Hi, how are you today?" It's rarely used.
Also, "Hi, you're very attractive, will you sit and talk with me?"0 -
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink0 -
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just today a random guy at the supermarket asked if i'm a fitness trainer and started making small talk ... funny thing is, i kind of am at Curves0
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It's a good thing that I have my library card because I am checking you out!!
HAHAHAHAHA! I was like "WHAT?!"0
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