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Why am i not skiiny yet?

SickofBeingChub
SickofBeingChub Posts: 51
edited October 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
its my second day of logging... i dont understand why i am not skinny yet!?
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  • Butterfly3730
    Butterfly3730 Posts: 220
    LOL - Thanks for the laugh! :laugh:
  • SickofBeingChub
    SickofBeingChub Posts: 51
    Glad i could make someone smile today... thats one mission accomplished!!

    I think its good when I am having the worst day ever to at least give the impression of happiness.



    Ashley
    (www.sickofbeingchub.com)
  • soaps54
    soaps54 Posts: 564 Member
    You're awesome. :-)
  • SickofBeingChub
    SickofBeingChub Posts: 51
    Ok now i am getting an ego boost!!!

    You are all so nice! Do you think you can come stand next to me while i get dressed in the morning?? I could use some encouragement.
  • classycouture
    classycouture Posts: 888 Member
    I don't know if I should thank you for making my day, or be mad at you because you made me laugh out loud at work, and I had to quickly come up with some excuse why I laughed that would keep me out of trouble

    (What's the project code for MPF so I can update my timesheet??) :laugh:
  • SickofBeingChub
    SickofBeingChub Posts: 51
    HAHAHHA I would hate to get you fired... and I was just filling out my timesheet as well and we use JobCodes. Im thinking of submitting a new code 'Slowing Growing Muffin Top"... damn late night work.


    I wrote a blog this morning about how I was out to dinner with my friends and started to choke... Ive seriously never been so embarrsessed in my life!! I had to run to the bathroom and vomit after. When I came back I told them I was practicing a new diet technique, I obviously havent mastered it yet.


    -Ashley
    (www.sickofbeingchub.com)
  • jennajava
    jennajava Posts: 2,176 Member
    1. Is it your TOM?
    2. You could be in starvation mode.
  • SickofBeingChub
    SickofBeingChub Posts: 51
    If i am in starvation mode after eating all-you-can-eat-ribs, then i deserve some sort of award!!!
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    I agree, it's definitely starvation mode.
  • Mandalola
    Mandalola Posts: 20
    I know! I've been logging in faithfully for ten days and can't believe I don't look like Jennifer Lopez. I'm baffled.
  • FitToBeFab
    FitToBeFab Posts: 537 Member
    Ha! My sentiments exactly.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    It's because you're skiiny.
  • tamheath
    tamheath Posts: 702 Member
    Haha! Love it. Maybe there's something wrong with your computer? :happy:
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    :laugh: You've probably gained 10 lbs of muscle though
  • BeautifulScarsWECHANGED
    BeautifulScarsWECHANGED Posts: 749 Member
    Clearly it's because you're not doing the "HCG while wearing a red scarf diet" as discussed the other day. :bigsmile:
  • DancinBear63
    DancinBear63 Posts: 31 Member
    LOL!
  • PBmaria
    PBmaria Posts: 854 Member
    its my second day of logging... i dont understand why i am not skinny yet!?

    Wow. You really need to take a chill pill. It takes at LEAST 3 days of logging to get skinny.
  • sahrak1
    sahrak1 Posts: 56 Member
    LOL :laugh:
  • nikkiaug
    nikkiaug Posts: 1
    lol
  • Fattack
    Fattack Posts: 666 Member
    Watch your sodium, then we'll talk.
  • SickofBeingChub
    SickofBeingChub Posts: 51
    I think i just cried at the comment that said "its because you are skinny"
    Seriously, why arent you areound when I am shopping for skinny jeans and I am on the floor weeping?!


    Whats this HCG diet while wearing red scarf thingy!?! This sounds crazy entertaining!?
  • brookepenni
    brookepenni Posts: 787 Member
    There was another post before talking about these wonderful mystery pills from Mexico that she attributes to her WEIGHTLOSS.... No name, no brand, they just come in a brown paper bag from a friends friend..... Perhaps these would help!??
  • FabulouslyFitTam
    FabulouslyFitTam Posts: 70 Member
    Haven't you heard? It takes THREE days. Tomorrow, I'm sure you'll be skinny. The weight comes off overnight.
  • 03frogs
    03frogs Posts: 5 Member
    just start throwing out your "comfy" pants because they will be falling off you by tomorrow for sure!
  • HotBodUnderConstruction
    HotBodUnderConstruction Posts: 420
    Nobody told my mirror that I've been logging into MFP 10 days in a row....maybe it's a problem I need to post in the technical support page?
  • tmarie2715
    tmarie2715 Posts: 1,111 Member
    Ok now i am getting an ego boost!!!

    You are all so nice! Do you think you can come stand next to me while i get dressed in the morning?? I could use some encouragement.

    I'm surprised you didn't get a bunch of creepers agreeing to this duty. ;) Maybe your message box is chock full, though...
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    LMAO thank you for making me laugh and laugh out loud at work. Had to share this with my co worker.
  • AmeChops
    AmeChops Posts: 744 Member
    MUST drink MORE water!!
  • SickofBeingChub
    SickofBeingChub Posts: 51
    wait wait wait... so ya'll are saying by day three im going to be skinny?!

    So i should probably cancel my date and wait til tomorrow? I dont want to wear granny panties, spanks, and a bustier.


    The new scale of weight losee will be how many underlayers i can remove to be socially acceptable.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    There was another post before talking about these wonderful mystery pills from Mexico that she attributes to her WEIGHTLOSS.... No name, no brand, they just come in a brown paper bag from a friends friend..... Perhaps these would help!??

    Oh now that sounds super promising!!! I wonder if anyone here at work might know where I can get those!
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