Why am i not skiiny yet?
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Haven't you heard? It takes THREE days. Tomorrow, I'm sure you'll be skinny. The weight comes off overnight.0
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I think i just cried at the comment that said "its because you are skinny"
Seriously, why arent you areound when I am shopping for skinny jeans and I am on the floor weeping?!
Whats this HCG diet while wearing red scarf thingy!?! This sounds crazy entertaining!?0 -
There was another post before talking about these wonderful mystery pills from Mexico that she attributes to her WEIGHTLOSS.... No name, no brand, they just come in a brown paper bag from a friends friend..... Perhaps these would help!??0
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just start throwing out your "comfy" pants because they will be falling off you by tomorrow for sure!0
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Nobody told my mirror that I've been logging into MFP 10 days in a row....maybe it's a problem I need to post in the technical support page?0
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Ok now i am getting an ego boost!!!
You are all so nice! Do you think you can come stand next to me while i get dressed in the morning?? I could use some encouragement.
I'm surprised you didn't get a bunch of creepers agreeing to this duty. Maybe your message box is chock full, though...0 -
LMAO thank you for making me laugh and laugh out loud at work. Had to share this with my co worker.0
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MUST drink MORE water!!0
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wait wait wait... so ya'll are saying by day three im going to be skinny?!
So i should probably cancel my date and wait til tomorrow? I dont want to wear granny panties, spanks, and a bustier.
The new scale of weight losee will be how many underlayers i can remove to be socially acceptable.0 -
There was another post before talking about these wonderful mystery pills from Mexico that she attributes to her WEIGHTLOSS.... No name, no brand, they just come in a brown paper bag from a friends friend..... Perhaps these would help!??
Oh now that sounds super promising!!! I wonder if anyone here at work might know where I can get those!0 -
are those the pills that require you to wear diapers??0
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are those the pills that require you to wear diapers??
Indeed.0 -
Ok now i am getting an ego boost!!!
You are all so nice! Do you think you can come stand next to me while i get dressed in the morning?? I could use some encouragement.
I'll stand next to you when you're getting dressed in the morning! ; )0 -
Theres just something that says 'SIGN ME UP" when i read ,
"You may feel an urgent need to use the bathroom. Until you have a sense of any treatment affects, it is probably a smart idea to wear dark pants and bring a change of clothes with you to work" -- from the warming label of Alli
Ashley
(www.sickofbeingchub.com)0 -
LOL -- Made my day. Can't wait to go home and take off my granny panties and spanx! LOL0
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LOL -- Made my day. Can't wait to go home and take off my granny panties and spanx! LOL
It would be fantastic if they made Spanx that looked like even BIGGER granny panties. A "granny panty print", if you will. :laugh:0 -
Didn't MFP send you a batch of get skinny quick injections? They did me...I'm down 57 pounds since Thanksgiving...0
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I so needed that laugh today! Thank you for posting, you made my day!!!
Wendy0 -
Making smiles happen since 1983!!
I write a blog about my daily journey of putting on my skinny jeans and not crying.
Feel free to follow and comment a lot. it would make my ego HUGE.
www.sickofbeingchub.com
dont worry i totally realize this is a shameless plug.0 -
i have this amazing diet trick that works every time... i throw my scale until it breaks and use marker to write in my goal weight, viola! next time i step on the scale i'm skinni. then use the same marker to write 0s on all your jean labels, instant skinni jeans!0
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