In a post-apocalyptic world....

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  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I know how to make homemade sex toys

    I found my post-apocalyptic buddy.

    However, I will die early because I'm allergic to all the food.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    I know how to make homemade sex toys

    Rock on! :flowerforyou:

    What do I bring to the table? Cynicism. And cooking skills, but mostly cynicism.
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    I can stand around and tell everyone what to do. Other than that, I only think I know it all...it's really just a farce.
  • KayakAngel
    KayakAngel Posts: 397 Member
    I have experience running from zombies and badass sword fighting skills. When it all comes down, if you see me running, get behind and try to keep up.
  • Mountain_woman
    Mountain_woman Posts: 229 Member
    I can stand around and tell everyone what to do. Other than that, I only think I know it all...it's really just a farce.

    I would be able to hold people back from destroying this chick. :laugh:
    Isn't there always one of these that ends with screaming and head removal? (No offense intended, btw)

    I could cook our foods in interesting ways, made a damn good fire and can breast feed like no one's business. That's gotta come in handy somewhere.
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    All of the above except medical/dental.

    x2
  • coyoteo
    coyoteo Posts: 532 Member
    I know how to make homemade sex toys
    Oh forget the rest of you, I'm hanging out with her.
  • AudgePaudge
    AudgePaudge Posts: 537 Member
    Nothing :( I will shiver in the cold like a chihuahua.
  • Moonbyebye
    Moonbyebye Posts: 180 Member
    artistic enhancing! ha. I suppose I could also draw up maps and paint faces for camouflage.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I have experience running from zombies and badass sword fighting skills. When it all comes down, if you see me running, get behind and try to keep up.
    Michonne!

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  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    No skills, but Ready4Battle/stampede is my friend. He's been training for this forever. and has big guns. :tongue:
  • fitnessbekhs
    fitnessbekhs Posts: 71
    friends with guns and ammo. (so we don't get wal-marted!!!! bwahahaha)
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    WAIT!!! I'll teach them yoga. :smile:
  • hope516
    hope516 Posts: 1,133 Member
    Ex-military special operations training, survival from years of camping, construction knowledge, combat lifesaver when in the military, and a soon to be very extensive firearms collection to go with serious knowledge of combat in urban and wilderness terrains.

    And almost the same reproductive prowess as the guy up there ^^^^^^^

    How you doin'? :laugh:
    Lmao swhitney!!!!!
  • hope516
    hope516 Posts: 1,133 Member
    :love: Id use My exceptional Cupid abilities to get swhitney hooked up with a gun totting, zombie killing, foxy man ! Lol
  • CouchSpud
    CouchSpud Posts: 557 Member
    Medical, social, I can handle a gun and a knife (this means I mediate the **** out of any zombie before killing them), I can cook (hell yes, of course that is important, how you going to survive without proper food?) and I know how to use tools like hammer, nail and saw
  • tigertchr23
    tigertchr23 Posts: 418 Member
    Have you seen the first zombie proof house? It looks AMAZING! http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house

    I want one!!
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    I have a Sawzall. :smile:
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    I'm an outstanding shot with ranged rifles, can hunt, know how to garden and cook, and I know how to track game animals.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    a large collection of firearms/ammunition, Wilderness survival skills, hunting, fishing, redneck engineering, Quick wit and humor, I dont know what reproductive prowess means maybe someone can explain. Either way Im willing to learn
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    i'm a good shot - gun, rifle and bow. i can field prep a deer. but the true super power is the ability to find the exact perfect porn on the internet. oh yeah. i'm gonna be nice and safe in the compound with THAT ability!
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    I'm an outstanding shot with ranged rifles, can hunt, know how to garden and cook, and I know how to track game animals.

    I like you. :smile:
  • curlyclo
    curlyclo Posts: 243 Member
    When the zombies come, I'll be the first one eaten. You're welcome.

    Hahahaha this is me too!
  • auticus
    auticus Posts: 1,051 Member
    I'll have a fortified hobbit hole. And carry a big gun. I'll miss internet pron. Will have to collect magazines until society recovers enough to bring back the internet. :*-(
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    i'm a good shot - gun, rifle and bow. i can field prep a deer. but the true super power is the ability to find the exact perfect porn on the internet. oh yeah. i'm gonna be nice and safe in the compound with THAT ability!


    I have dibs on maab for my team!!
  • KayakAngel
    KayakAngel Posts: 397 Member
    I have experience running from zombies and badass sword fighting skills. When it all comes down, if you see me running, get behind and try to keep up.
    Michonne!

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    Michonne + katana swords = kick *kitten* zombie killer!!! ~Agh! Gotta stop! Can't wait on Walking Dead action as it is!!!~
  • gaylelynnbell
    gaylelynnbell Posts: 248 Member
    No microwave? I'm a goner!
  • Allie_71
    Allie_71 Posts: 1,063 Member
    I love this thread :) I can make olive oil lamps, cook over a fire and sleep outdoors without whining (much).
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    I would become a good scavenger, forager and thief. The move "The Road" comes to mind. I've seen enough Bear Grills to know a thing or two about survival.
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